Lindsay Lohan Will Definitely Pass On That Plea Deal Now

March 9th, 2011 // 27 Comments

Thanks to the jewelry store selling the surveillance video of Lindsay Lohan allegedly stealing a necklace – on top of them now auctioning it off “for charity” – her legal team is going to pass on a plea deal that would’ve put Lindsay in jail for a short sentence. They believe they can prove the jewelry store was motivated entirely out of publicity and are even talking about suing, according to TMZ:

We got Lindsay Tuesday night going to her agent’s office and asked if she’d accept a plea deal — which the judge has already said would involve jail time. Lindsay appears to nod in the negative.
It’s an interesting situation … we’ve learned Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Holley and prosecutor Danette Meyers are meeting with Judge Keith Schwartz Wednesday to discuss a plea bargain. Judge Schwartz has made it clear — any plea deal will put Lindsay behind bars … the only question is for how long.

Let me put things in perspective so people can stop getting their hopes up over Lindsay Lohan going to jail again: The entire planet could be decimated with absolutely no form of shelter left except abandoned prisons, and she’d somehow manage to find the last car to sleep in until the robots find her and rape her into a battery for the Mother Machine. That’s honestly the best case scenario at this point. I don’t want to sugar coat it.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. jesus she sounds more and more like Sol Rosenberg. she should change her name to Sue Everyone

  2. bob

    Does America even have jails? lol So tired of reading about ‘celebrities’ been let off. How about they throw her in jail and the Jewelers too for perverting justice!

  3. Cock Dr

    The retailers will be watching her VERY carefully, and I doubt any top fashion house will now loan her so much as a scarf.
    Welcome to the real world ginger tits; the one where you have to pay for things before the store lets you take them home.

  4. No matter WHAT spin they put on the jewerly store owners motivations, it’s going to take some serious maneuvering to get around the fact that Lindsay left the store with the necklace without paying for it, ignored the repeated requests to return it, and kept it right up until the police were on their way.

    This isn’t exactly the shaky case the defense would have you believe. I’ll put a $100 bet Lindsay sees jailtime over this. any takers?

  5. great tits!

  6. Leonidas

    To decimate something means to destroy one out of every ten, Mr Fish. Which is bad, but not nearly as bad as what guys like you make it out to be.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Necklace
    Commented on this photo:

    Normal logic = you steal something, and it’s caught on camera, you go jail.

    Celebrity logic = you steal something, and it’s caught on camera, you go jail….unless said store sells it, then you claim they are publicity whores and you decide that perhaps you should sue them instead. Oh, and no jail. And you get away with stealing.

  8. and in her defence: she has great tits.

  9. David

    Throw this bitch in prison, in the general population.. Investigate the judges/prosecutors giving special treatment to celebrities and have them disbarred. So sick of this blatant double standard bullshit.

  10. Nate

    Lindsay will NOT be going to jail for Grand Theft, but you know that hater Judge is still going to throw her behind bars for probation violations. Just being accused of a crime is enough to get you locked up if you’re on probation. Depends on how pissed the Judge and the DA is at the Jewelry Store.

  11. jordann

    Ok. The whole reason Lindsay is in this position has nothing to do with what motivated that store! Duh. Its illegal to steal! That’s theft! How can u forget why she’s going to court in the first place. Its NOT because the jewelry store is greedy. So they are but THAT’S not against the law. She is in court for theft. Stealing. THAT’S against the law. Wow. Howd ya get so side-tracked?? Lol

  12. Deryn

    STOP INJECTING SHIT IN YOUR LIP, LILO! There, I feel better. Thank you.

  13. anonym

    stealing is stealing.

    even if the store didn’t stop you, it’s still your fault for stealing.

    i hope the jury puts her in jail for 60 days.

  14. pookiewookie

    She gets out of everything. Watch her pay to get out of this one too. Sick of hearing about only her beating the system.

  15. Rough of carnage

    Dinner for Sammy the ghoul on her chest.

  16. the captain


  17. MLVC

    i would like to lick her crapper

  18. Phil McCracken

    Blowhan could run over a pedestrian crossing the road, and the pedestrian would have to write an apology letter before dying, saying “Sorry I got in your way.”
    That’s okay, though. To make up for pampering her and other celebrities, the Los Angeles “justice” system will just crack down harder on regular folk, so nobody thinks they’ve gone soft or something. Really, it all works out in the end.

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