Thanks to the jewelry store selling the surveillance video of Lindsay Lohan allegedly stealing a necklace – on top of them now auctioning it off “for charity” – her legal team is going to pass on a plea deal that would’ve put Lindsay in jail for a short sentence. They believe they can prove the jewelry store was motivated entirely out of publicity and are even talking about suing, according to TMZ:
We got Lindsay Tuesday night going to her agent’s office and asked if she’d accept a plea deal — which the judge has already said would involve jail time. Lindsay appears to nod in the negative.
It’s an interesting situation … we’ve learned Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Holley and prosecutor Danette Meyers are meeting with Judge Keith Schwartz Wednesday to discuss a plea bargain. Judge Schwartz has made it clear — any plea deal will put Lindsay behind bars … the only question is for how long.
Let me put things in perspective so people can stop getting their hopes up over Lindsay Lohan going to jail again: The entire planet could be decimated with absolutely no form of shelter left except abandoned prisons, and she’d somehow manage to find the last car to sleep in until the robots find her and rape her into a battery for the Mother Machine. That’s honestly the best case scenario at this point. I don’t want to sugar coat it.
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