Naked Lindsay Lohan Terrorizes Wedding, ‘Somebody’ Drugged Her

Lindsay Lohan apparently got naked and terrorized a wedding in Florence while claiming someone “slipped her a mickey.” And no, Bill Cosby wasn’t there with bucket of Quaaludes that wouldn’t even put a dent in her tolerance, so it’s safe to start coughing “bullshit, bullshit.” Page Six reports:

We hear “it was one thing after the next [with Lohan]” during the lavish four-day affair, where guests included Ellen von Unwerth, Sara Sampaio, Edward Spencer-Churchill and Micah Jesse.
“Lindsay was painting her nails during the ceremony and looking at her phone,” said a spy.
And while DJing one event with an “Eyes Wide Shut” theme, LiLo “got upset when she thought someone took her photo. She was speaking in a British accent, ‘Who took the photo? Don’t be an idiot.’ She kept playing Brandy’s ‘The Boy Is Mine,’” said the source.

As for who possibly could’ve drugged Lindsay to the point where she made someone’s wedding all about her, I made a list of the Top 10 suspects:

1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Lindsay Lohan
3. Lindsay Lohan
4. Lindsay Lohan
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Lindsay Lohan
7. Lindsay Lohan
8. Lindsay Lohan
9. Invisible coke monster only Lindsay Lohan can see
10. Lindsay Lohan

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