Lindsay Lohan Must’ve Got Drugged Last Night and Other News

- Elin Woods is NOT getting $750 million. [Dlisted]

- Robin Wright looks happy. I wonder why… [Lainey Gossip]

- Jeremy London’s attempt to silence his family gets shot down by judge. [Popeater]

- Monica Belluci’s cleavage finally succumbs to time. Goddammit. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Britney Spears is still wearing a bra. They used duct tape, didn’t they? [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Bachelorette in short shorts. [Popoholic]

- Jessica Simpson had her visa revoked for offending every culture imaginable. But that’s just my guess. [IDLYITW]

- Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon looking old-timey. Dang-gum! [The Fab Life]

- Kanye likes it in the ear. His ear, to be exact. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Khloe and Lamar are getting their own reality show. Of course. [Bossip]

- Kate Gosselin swears her eyebrows are naturally that fucked-up. [Huffington Post]

- Katy Perry bought her mom a new face. [Socialite Life]

- Kelsey Grammer should go back to Lilith. [ICYDK]

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