Lindsay Lohan Hangs Out With High School Kids Who Already Hate Her

When you’re 21 or older, you’re somewhat smart enough to know that women like Lindsay Lohan are batshit crazy and not worth the sex. (At least in your head because you’ll do it anyway.) But when you’re still in high school, you still think girlfriends are neat because sometimes they’ll touch your penis during a movie while candy grows on trees. Which is the only explanation I have for why an 18-year-old is banging Lindsay Lohan who apparently won’t stop hanging out with teenagers that are already sick of her shit. Page Six reports:

“She finds out where Morgan is, then shows up and causes problems,” said a friend of the dreadlocked model, adding that Lohan was recently miffed O’Connor hadn’t returned her calls, then tracked him down and caused a scene.
“Morgan was staying at the Dream Downtown, and Lindsay showed up and found out which room he was in,” said a spy. “She knocked on his door, came in and started bitching Morgan out. She was ordering all the girls to leave, telling one that her Balmain jeans were fake. She said she wouldn’t leave till they all left. These kids are 18.”
A witness said hotel security arrived and, “They honestly didn’t know what to do. They assumed it was Lohan’s room.” Then, Lindsay “called her dad and locked herself in a bedroom and wouldn’t come out,” our source said. “It’s childish stuff.”

“Dad, he had other girls in his room. OTHER GIRLS!”
“Did you kick them in the vagina?”
*sniff* “No…”
“Then I don’t know what you want me to do, honey. I can’t solve all your problems.”
“I guess I could take these heels off and kick a few of them.”
“That’s my little girl. Wait, are any of them min-” *CLICK*

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