Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan called into TMZ Live and basically said her dad’s dead to her for recording her desperate call for help during her fight with Dina and then tried to say she lied to him about her mom doing coke. Which is, of course, bullshit, so she quickly needed a distraction from that, and oh, wait, here we go: She’ll endorse Mitt Romney. E! News reports:
“I just think employment is really important right now,” LiLo explained when asked if she was keeping up with the election. “So, as of now, Mitt Romney. As of now.”
Shocking? Perhaps. But Lohan says “It’s a long story.”
AIDE: Mr. President, there’s a Miss Lohan on the line. Says she wants to be the ambassador to Colombia for getting you elected.
OBAMA: You tell that bitch to quit callin’ me.
LINDSAY: *hangs up* Oooh, I’ll show him…
LINDSAY: And that’s why I’m endorsing Mitt Romney for president! Hurray!
ROMNEY: How the hell did we only get three votes? Three. What happened?!
OBAMA: BOOMSHAKALAKA. Time to steal me some white people guns. Holla at your boy!