Lindsay Lohan Just Endorsed Mitt Romney

October 12th, 2012 // 94 Comments
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Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan called into TMZ Live and basically said her dad’s dead to her for recording her desperate call for help during her fight with Dina and then tried to say she lied to him about her mom doing coke. Which is, of course, bullshit, so she quickly needed a distraction from that, and oh, wait, here we go: She’ll endorse Mitt Romney. E! News reports:

“I just think employment is really important right now,” LiLo explained when asked if she was keeping up with the election. “So, as of now, Mitt Romney. As of now.”
Shocking? Perhaps. But Lohan says “It’s a long story.”

January 2009

AIDE: Mr. President, there’s a Miss Lohan on the line. Says she wants to be the ambassador to Colombia for getting you elected.
OBAMA: You tell that bitch to quit callin’ me.
LINDSAY: *hangs up* Oooh, I’ll show him…

October 2012

LINDSAY: And that’s why I’m endorsing Mitt Romney for president! Hurray!

November 2012

ROMNEY: How the hell did we only get three votes? Three. What happened?!
LINDSAY: Goddammit…
OBAMA: BOOMSHAKALAKA. Time to steal me some white people guns. Holla at your boy!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, WENN

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  1. El Jefe

    This has to be the worst fucking endorsement in the history of politics.

  2. Snooki's Taint

    Mr. Romney – I know I can’t drink coffee if I convert, but how do you guys feel about Peruvian Marching Powder?

  3. mismy

    All the sane Republicans shoulda jumped ship to the Libertarian Party 8 years ago. Now you’re stuck defending the Romney/Ryan trainwreck with the likes of the Lohans.

    • Kellie

      And Democrats are stuck with the Obama/Biden ticket, one man who didn’t fulfill half of the promises he made during his 2008 campaign because they were almost all impossible, and the other who is an old, rich, white man. A perfect VP for the first black president.
      Both candidates have their downsides. Don’t pretend like voting for your preferred candidate makes you incredibly intelligent.

      • mismy

        I’m sorry- did it sound like I was endorsing Obama?? I believe I actually mentioned the Libertarian Party, but go right ahead & support your false left-right paradigm right into WW3. If you’re not paying attention to how ridiculously fake the democratic system is, then you’re part of the problem dear. It doesn’t matter who wins, because their bosses have their own agenda. But honestly, Mitt Romney?!? LOL

    • Dick Hell

      Lindsay claims she is making her choice because of unemployment. Evidently she thinks Mitt can land her another crappy Lifetime movie.

  4. ‘BOOMSHAKALAKA’ had me crying at the computer. But really, this girl is a hot fucking mess. Her parents are worse, which makes me feel KINDA sorry for her. But she even looks high in this picture.

  5. “Jobs are really important right now” So your endorsing the man whose party is trying to fire the public servants and live in your vagina. Solid choice. If she really did know what she was talking about, she would know that the unemployment rate has been slowly going down for the few years.

    As if I needed any more proof that Romney has no chance. Only rich, white assholes are supporting him.

    • My super conservative dad told me last night “One side is saying ‘we are going to give you things’, whereas the other side is saying ‘we can’t give you as much anymore.’ who do you think is going to win?”

      My response? “The ones that aren’t assholes and condemn everyone for the way the live.”

      In all seriousness, EVOLVE people.

      *end rant*

      • as someone standing from the outside looking in, I seriously can’t understand how anyone can vote republican. That party is so full of white collar criminals and all around scumbags, who just resent everything about everyone who isn’t exactly like them. Voting for them is an exercise in masochism.

        The democrats ain’t perfect, not by a long shot, but at least they aren’t seething with contempt for the common man.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        It’s all a bunch of lies and what you see on TV is less real than an episode of the Jersey Shore. Voting just provides the illusion that the common man matters and has some sort of influence. In the end, no matter who wins or loses, us proles will get our table scraps and we can either choose to be happy about it or bitch on the internet.

        I gave up voting for liars 4 years ago and won’t be doing it again. The only reason I’m getting off the couch this year is the Jesus Fucks have decided to introduce a discrimination amendment in my state. And it’s not because I think my vote is gonna make a shit worth of difference, it’s that I despise draconian christianity.

      • At least you’re using your meager power to do the right thing. Draconian Christianity can not be tolerated. That goes for all religions too. Governments are supposed to be secular.

      • Draconian christianity is the very reason I refuse to ever vote republican. And it’s not that I support the democratic financial plan, it’s just that I refuse to vote for a party that wants to move backwards and that won’t accept that people are made different. Not everyone is suppossed to be the same heterosexual person who stays at home if they are a woman and raises kids and goes out and works if they are a man. EVOLVE. If the Republicans wanted votes so bad, they would evolve. Every young person is more likely to accept homosexuals, etc. than their parents, which means if they don’t evolve, they will fall behind. Maybe I’m one of the few, but I’d have a harder time deciding who to vote for if they both were in favor of gay marriage and abortion/contraception/women’s rights.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        The republicans have managed to convince the gullible that God’s Work involves magically overturning 40 year old settled law which is about as likely as walking on water or loading up dinosaurs in a big boat. Oh that protecting the biblical definition of a word based on cherry picking some choice lines from Leviticus is a life and death struggle.

        The dems sound more line in line with the J-Man’s teachings on helping the weak, the poor, and the unfortunate, at least from this bible-belt raised devout atheist. But you know, these people have largely suspended logic and rational in favor of fairy tales.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        lots of grammatical and spelling errors in there…use The Force, Luke and some context clues.

      • It isn’t a law, Beef. It was a Judicial decision. I’m pro-abortion, barely, but nobody voted Roe vs. Wade into existence.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        yeah, that’s true. Either way, it ain’t changin.

      • Cadillac Jack

        “Pro-abortion “? I don’t think anyone is pro-abortion, least I hope not. I think the term is pro-choice.

      • Exactly right, Meg. Right now it’s not even a choice. There’s not even a second person on the ballot as far as I’m concerned. I only see Obama.

      • kimmykimkim

        @Meg P: yes, yes and thank you!!

      • Shasta

        Way to vote no, McBeef. :)

      • I agree.
        The only real “freedom” GOPers care about are business friendly.

        Where is the “less government” in outlawing gay people from marrying, fighting medical marijuana, banning abortions, warrant less wiretapping, etc

      • not left, not right

        You’re all falling for the charade that is left vs. right. The social issues distract from the overall direction our country is taking, no matter which party is in office. Notice, after all the calls for Bush to be tried as a war criminal, those same detractors defend Obama no matter what. Gitmo is still going strong, we’re invading more countries, drones bomb in the name of a “kill list,” the “patriot” act was renewed, NDAA signed, and the DHS has run amock arming themselves (like many gov’t agencies) in anticipation of civil unrest.
        If you think you’re being altruistic by voting democrat, you’re fooling yourself, and playing right into their hands. You’re supporting the same warmongering globalists either way. It’s a sham.

    • rican

      Don Zaloog, your comment on the unemployment rate going down shows that you don’t know what you are talking about either. Yes, It’s going down, BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE DROPPING OUT OF THE WORKFORCE!

      • i’m tired of people telling me social issues aren’t important. these are issues that affect people every single day. if they aren’t important, than why won’t republicans just allow same sex marriage, etc.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        the social issues are more or less a distraction so you don’t notice the huge dildo sliding up your ass while the bourgeoisie masturbates furiously to every disappearing inch.

      • hahahahahahaha

      • rican

        Well, you can eat the bullshit the left feeds you or educate yourself to see that the majority of the people (democrats AND republicans) are closer to the center and DO care about social issues. One of the major differences though, is that some evidently don’t think or care about uncontrolled spending while others do. But I digress, and staying in line with the general content and name of this site, my official response is: Open your ass wide, you earthy crunchy liberal moron, Romney is coming to town to make you work and to take away your dependency on the government help.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        disregarding the corn stuck in your teeth, it’s pretty obvious you have been eating some serious shit if you think the GOP gives a flying fuck about controlling spending.

      • rican

        Well It’s all relative right? Compared to the current administration they do give a flying fuck about controlling spending.

      • It stings, that thing called truth

        All rhetorics. Your GOP won’t hesitate for a second to blow a mega hole in the budget if they decide it is necessary to bomb/invade . You may remember at the turn of the century that guy from Arkansas left the country with a budget surplus….

    • Kellie

      I’m voting for Romney. And it’s true, I’m incredibly rich! And white! And I’m an asshole! That’s the only reason I’m choosing him. Just like the only people who vote for Obama are poor, out of work, crack addict minorities. Right? No, if I were to actually believe that, I’d be a jerk.
      The actual reason I’m voting for Romney is he plans to add more ships to the Navy, and not cut the defense budget. I’m not rich at all. My husband is in the military, and when the defense budget is cut, so are active military jobs. Not just reserves. And the next benefit that could be cut is hazard pay. I don’t think I should be demonized because the issue I care about isn’t an issue you care about.

  6. LT

    I was wondering who would get the self obsessed crackhead vote.

  7. Democracy in action. Anyone else thinking maybe communism or monarchy deserves another go-round?

  8. USDA Prime McBeef

    Wow, Jenna Jameson and Lindsay Lohan. The duck face vote is decidedly republican this year.

  9. JC

    “I just think employment is really important right now.”

    The only way I can sensibly interpret this statement is that Mitt offered LiLo a role as “Wife #38″ in a Lifetime movie about Joseph Smith, but it’s contingent on Mitt getting elected.

  10. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
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    Jesus man, I cant even recognize her anymore. Whether its the drinking, botox, implants, look at these fucking pics for comparison!
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/12/images-177_284.jpg[/img]

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/12/photo02-340_425.jpg[/img]

  11. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
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    Wow, I cant even recognize her.

    Look at this fucking “before” picture!

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/12/photo02-1-340_425.jpg[/img]

  12. Look at this friggin “before” picture of her face, and then look up

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/12/images-1-177_284.jpg[/img]

  13. “IT’S OVAAAAAAR!” – Strongbad, circa 2005

  14. Test

    (if this posts than the pic embedding function is down Fish)

  15. Gues

    Yea, because in her coke haze on November 6th, Lindsay is definitely going to be able to find her way to her local voting precinct.

    • She’ll neglect to vote, then three says later she’ll say she couldn’t vote because she was in Neverland and couldn’t get back in time because she lost her passport.

  16. Johnny P!

    She needs more work.
    Mitt says he’s going to create jobs.
    She does her own drunken math on a cocktail napkin, and comes to the conclusion that 1 + 1 equals some new roles for her.
    Of course she’s endorsing Mitt!

  17. “It’s a long story”

    Yes, I’m sure the political calculus LiLo engaged in to reach this endorsement decision was very complicated. She had to balance the impact of Middle East instability with the emerging threat of a newly-aggressive Chinese military. And coke. Coke was involved too.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    What a great spokesmodel for an energy drink.

  19. Nate

    Fuk! She’s starting to look good again.

  20. zomgbie

    LILO 2016!!!!!!!!

  21. brilliant

    Dysfunctional coke-head families, uneducated hillbillies, misogynists, porn stars, repressed homosexuals and their crazy wives (I am looking at you Buchanan) and christian fundamentalists/cultist. Yup, a winning group you’ve got there republicans.

    I’ll happily hang out with the tree hugging, dirty rasta haired stoners any day over the previous crew.

    • Kellie

      “Dysfunctional coke-head families, uneducated hillbillies, misogynists, porn stars, repressed homosexuals and their crazy wives (I am looking at you Buchanan) and christian fundamentalists/cultist. Yup, a winning group you’ve got there republicans.

      I’ll happily hang out with the tree hugging, dirty rasta haired stoners any day over the previous crew.”

      Wow, are you fucking kidding? How biased can one person be before they realize what a joke of a critically thinking human being they are? I don’t do coke, I’m not gay and repressing it, I’m not a fundamentalist, I’m not any of the things you think Republicans are. And not all Democrats are moronic, short-sighted assholes who can’t find any fault in their own decisions and choices like you. So it wouldn’t be fair of me to say that you represent Democrats all around. I hope if you do vote Democrat, you have a well thought out reason other than, “Republicans are mean, and Democrats are nice because of some ambiguous, vague reason I actually can’t think of.”

  22. Cock Dr

    I’m thinking she endorsed Romney because she recognizes a compulsively lying con artist kindred spirit.
    Say anything to get the coke. Say anything to get the vote.

  23. weaselmouse

    “I can’t find work because I’m an unreliable coke head who gets into drunken brawls with my mother-sister every night, even Sunday nights. But Mitt Romney won’t tax me because I’m somehow still rich ANNNNND he promised to create more jobs and lord knows I need won. Romney, I’ll BLOW YOU – err, vote for you – if you give me a job!” – the ever-so eloquent Lindsay Lohan

  24. Annie

    That’s what happens when Obama doesn’t answer her tweets and solves her problems.

  25. weaselmouse

    I need ONE****

  26. cc

    I have to say, even as a foreigner, I’ve been on pins and needles waiting to hear who she’d endorse. Thank God she’s finally set my mind at ease.

    I am looking forward to the Big Bird/Lilo debate. Apparently, it’s going to be moderated by a goat.

  27. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    suck it
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    At least her hair color looks good?

  28. Archie Leach

    It’s clear from those pics that crackhan has moved on to be junkiehan.

  29. The only thing this woman/child/psychopath has going for her is TITS! Other than that she is a waste of breathable oxygen.

  30. stan

    Maybe she just wants to be on the same side as the “Coke brothers.”

  31. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Tits! tits! Tits! tits! Titty titty tits! Titty titty tits tits! Titty tits! Titty tits! Tits! Tits! Tits!

  32. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m high on Cok…Mr Pink Ginseng, I mean Mr Pink Ginseng!

  33. I approve this endorsement. :) Same with Creed’s lead singer endorsement. Thank you for helping Obama.

  34. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    She almost looks good again. Almost.

    • Archie Leach

      Go jerk off to the pictures of Kate Upton then look at the pics of crackhan again: I’m pretty sure she’ll look a LOT different to you then.

  35. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Not pictured: Crowd stampeding away from blown kiss of airborne death.

  36. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    -”Miss Lohan, wil you please show us what’s in the can?”
    -”No touchy my whitey stuffy!”

  37. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Even Lindsay laughs at the fact she was cast as Elizabeth Taylor

  38. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Miss Lohan, meet your latest customer. Right this way please.

  39. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    What is at the same time high and low and orange all over?

  40. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    lostinLA
    Commented on this photo:

    trick be flyin’

  41. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    Ruckus
    Commented on this photo:

    “Cocaine is a hell of a drug!”

  42. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait—shouldn’t Steve Buscemi be the celebrity spokesperson for this product?

  43. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    Josie
    Commented on this photo:

    wtf happened to her face?!

  44. I’m tired of seeing Lindsay Lohan posts on your blog!

  45. What an idiot

    If you recall, Blowhan tweeted to President Obama a couple of weeks ago that “Millionaires deserve tax cuts too” (hilariously thinking that she’s a millionaire). Then, because he didn’t answer her directly back (he probably has more important things to do than answer crackwhore tweets), she switched candidates because she wants some of that sweet rich people tax cuts Romney plans to impliment, at the expese of the middle class…

  46. Uncle Joe

    And Miley Cyrus announced her support for Obama/Biden… so really call it a wash (ha, get it? Wash… cause they’re both dirty water trash)

  47. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    Nathaly
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, that is good to hear, as, it is my understanding that giossp columns may be a key driver of constant traffic to media content sites, similar to how an events calendar or a classifieds section can be. Or, having a regular video spot such as is the case on the blog.

  48. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    Pro-Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    If she spent a year in jail where she couldn’t get her hands on any drugs, She could still come out looking good. I mean her appearance. She could work out and get three meals a day. Find some god of some sort.. But its gotta be now. She might still need vagina reconstruction. Mr. Pink could pay for that.

  49. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    Nick
    Commented on this photo:

    I think the psychic was the only one who didn’t see this coming.

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