Lindsay Lohan Claimed She Had A Miscarriage In Court Documents Now, Smart, Smart
For the finale of her reality show, Lindsay Lohan came up with a clever excuse for why she looked like a completely unreliable drug addict who should never, ever be hired to do anything including just letting a camera crew follow her around: She had a miscarriage. Which seemed genius at the time because only a soulless asshole would question her story, so why not take it one step further and use it to reopen lawsuits she botched because she’s a completely unreliable drug addict? What could possibly wrong? TMZ reports:
Lindsay Lohan has sworn under penalty of perjury she suffered a miscarriage … which means she better be telling the truth, or she could land in jail.
Lindsay made the declaration in new court docs in a $5 million lawsuit over her clothing line 6126.
You’ll recall, Lindsay was given a reprieve from responding to the lawsuit while she was in rehab last year — but even after getting out she failed to respond … so she lost the case.
Before everyone starts salivating at the thought that this is the slip-up we’ve been waiting for, there’s still a chance Lindsay can claim she was kidnapped by Boko Haram until Anne Hathaway saved her with her megaphone. Or she was chained up in a basement in Cleveland. Honestly, she’s got a whole bunch of these.
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