Not Even Lindsay Lohan’s Friends Believe She Had A Miscarriage

April 22nd, 2014 // 37 Comments
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After finally watching her reality show that apparently captured reality a little too well for her tastes, Lindsay Lohan came up with an excuse for the season finale to explain why she acted exactly like Lindsay Lohan: She totally had a miscarriage, you guys. And because drug addicts are credible sources, people actually believed her. Except those of us in Cunt Corner know that Lindsay Lohan would blame aliens if it got her out of taking responsibility for her actions. And so do her friends because they’re not buying any of this shit. Via Radar:

Two separate sources, both of whom are close to the actress, told RadarOnline.com that they believe the Mean Girls star, 27, was never pregnant and concocted the tale to garner sympathy and as a means to explain her unprofessional behavior repeatedly documented on the eight-part series.
“She absolutely made it up,” said one source.
Lindsay was never pregnant during filming the reality show for OWN, or in the months after. Lindsay knew she was being perceived as a total slacker, not showing up on time for photo shoots, call times and refusing to shoot. So this is what Lindsay does. She lies! Her family and friends had no clue about her ‘pregnancy’ and subsequent miscarriage. Lindsay is once again her own worst enemy.”
Revealed a second Lohan insider: “Lindsay has continued to smoke through-out this entire series and has admitted to relapsing and drinking alcohol. Don’t forget there have been multiple media reports that she fell off the wagon months ago. Quite simply, Lindsay never acted like someone who was pregnant. It’s just sad that anything that comes out of her mouth is considered to be a lie.”

On top of that, cmonreally dropped this little nugget in the comments:

“If you’re producing a reality show about a known addict immediately upon said addict’s release from rehab, no production insurance company would cover this project without stipulating regular medical checkups on the star, because they stand to lose too much. They therefore would have known she was pregnant before the first camera was turned on, and her two-week “inability to work” would have been documented, medically, because there would have been an immediate insurance claim to pay for the crew during those two weeks; again, that cost, with cameras not rolling, is borne by the insurance company.”

As for whether or not that’s true, I have no idea because my knowledge of television production begins and ends with whether or not somebody filmed a medieval rape. (Which absolutely happened.) The important thing is that it sounds way more believable than, “I didn’t shut down production for two weeks. My secret miscarriage did!”

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  1. Cock Dr

    Seems like no one gives a shit.
    It’s an attitude I urge the blogger to embrace.

  2. I’m sure it was just necrotic vaginal tissue and a couple cigarette butts that fell out of her.

  3. Lindsay Lohan Knee High Leather Boots Z100s Jingle Ball
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m pretty sure Lindsay considers spilling vodka onto the carpet as a “miscarriage”.

    Still want to have sex with her.

  4. Fox Mulder

    I can say with absolute certainty that aliens
    capable of inter-dimensional space travel
    know better than to get involved with
    anything Lindsay Lohan.

  5. Davey

    I didn’t show up for work at all last month. It’s because I had a miscarriage, too!

  6. Lindsay Lohan Knee High Leather Boots Z100s Jingle Ball
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Up next from Lindsay:

    “I couldn’t work because I was on that plane in Asia that hit that boat in Asia.’

    “Putin – who I call Vlad-Vlad – phoned and asked me to help him with peace negotiations on the Ukraine. I drove all over California looking for it but couldn’t find it though.”

    “After I lost my plane ticket I climbed into the wheel well of jet plane to try and get to the set on time, but I passed out from drinking vodka. Oops, I mean from no oxygen.”

  7. If she can prove the pregnancy during taping, she could sue Oprah.

  8. You know she totally seized on this as an excuse because who piles on someone who has a miscarriage, because tragedy, amirite? It usually does evoke instant sympathy for just about anyone else except pathological lying liars who lie really badly. And in case that wasn’t enough in the you-need-to-feel-bad-for-me dept., blatant attempts like claiming she watched herself on TV and thought “O my god, this is really sad. Who’s helping her?” just fall flat because they’re so openly manipulative.

    Uh, pretty sure that was Oprah who gave her that recent chance – which she blew off just like all the rest.

  9. Margaret

    The What Girls what? Wasn’t that in the fifties?

  10. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    The sole reason I know Lindsay never miscarried: you can’t get pregnant via the mouth.

  11. anonym

    I believe her.
    Those boy hips and lack of ass can’t bear babies.

  12. Such a sad, sad ginger. Why are most of the chicks I want to nail so crazy?

    • JC

      In college, I learned this had something to do with cognitive bias (I apologize if I get the terms wrong–it was a long time ago). They did studies where they had dudes meet a woman in a coffee bar, and then compared dudes meeting the same woman in some place slightly dangerous, like a rickety bridge. The dudes in the scary situation reliably rated the woman as being more attractive then the dudes who didn’t. In a nusthsell, we’re shitting at decoding why we’re excited: fear of the crazy chick is easily misinterpreted as sexual attraction to the crazy chick. I studied this phenomenon in detail with…most of my college girlfriends.

  13. Jiminy Cryptic

    Where exactly did she have said miscarriage – in the toilet at the Chateau Marmont? Otherwise I would think there would be some hospital record or something.

    • Jethro

      Not necessarily JC. If she was only a few weeks pregnant when she spontaneously aborted there wouldn’t be enough tissue to warrent an immediate trip to the ER unless there was a lot of bleeding or concerns of a blood clot. In most cases a check from her Ob/Gyn would all that would be required to ensure that there was no wall tearing or residual fetial tissue.

      …and no I don’t believe a word she says. She’s a lying, thieving, drug-addled, sexually confused, whore.

    • You can be so newly pregnant that you just raise a faint positive mark on a pee-on-a-stick test, and then that period you thought was late or skipped happens after all, and that’s it as far as a “miscarriage” goes – lost in the first 5-6 weeks. It’s called a “chemical pregnancy” because other than elevated hCG levels showing up in your urine there are absolutely no other symptoms – and you’d really have to be closely monitoring your cycle (i.e. testing) to even know you’d had one. The term “miscarriage” conjures up a lost-it-in-the-first-trimester image of an ultrasound-detectable “clinical pregnancy”, accompanied by cranked up hormone levels, bleeding and maybe a D & C to resolve things. If you want a child, a chemical pregnancy’s miscarriage can be just as devastating as a clinical pregnancy termination, but it will probably be more mentally, than physically, painful.

      And sorry, I still call bullshit on this. I can’t imagine Lohan being quiet about being pregnant for more than 24 hours, let alone any greater length of time. She’d never pass up a chance to declare that she couldn’t be possibly be drinking or drugging because she was expecting – and then she’d take the next two weeks off due to morning sickness.

  14. C'mon

    I stopped caring about her lies to cover her complete lack of responsibility & accountability years ago. Bottom line is, the human herd needs thinning, and she’d be a great place to start…

  15. It’s really a shame about the miscarriage. I mean with all the cigarettes and vodka and god knows what else that fetus would have been ingesting, had that thing been born, Lindsays could have become as great a scientist as Josef Mengele or Dr. Moreau .

  16. LiLo has friends? Human friends?

  17. Are we sure she wasn’t referring to “Liz & Dick”?

  18. Johnny Barbells

    …everyone wave and say hi to lindsay, because she reads this website …my proof? scroll down and check out every single comment …notice anything?

  19. Myself like the rest of the world don’t believe her, but if just for one second I consider that possibility I said thank god she miscarriage, do you imagine that poor child with Lilo as a mother?, some people are not supposed to be parents and Lilo in one of them.

  20. juanhunglow

    would gladly be her sperm donor.

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