Lindsay Lohan Is Smoking Meth, Crack, Says Michael Lohan

October 20th, 2011 // 77 Comments

I don’t even have to write anything, do I?

Michael Lohan must owe a metric shit-ton of child support again because he’s reverted back to his old habit of shoving his face in the press to expose as many details about Lindsay Lohan as he can while the iron’s hot. This time around, he followed up yesterday’s court hearing by going on Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell and saying Lindsay’s teeth (Which she’s since fixed.) are the result of smoking crack and/or meth. Via RadarOnline:

“That’s from smoking a pipe with meth or crack,” Michael said about Lindsay’s brown teeth. When Velez-Mitchell asked him to clarify what he meant he point blank said his daughter is abusing illegal drugs.
“She’s smoking either crack or meth, one or the other. I’m not going to shade it.”
“You can’t dance with the devil and expect to go home with Jesus.”

You can, however, kick a vagina and be invited over for brunch. That’s in the Bible.

Photo: Getty, Splash News


  1. herbiefrog

    hey sweetie…

    they seem to have calmed down a bit…

    [you ok?]

    just trying to send a message to you ?

    beach boys ?

    trhose aussie boys ?

  2. Judge Judy

    Princess Lindsay simply needs to petition the Supreme Court that she is above Constitutional Law and Common Law.

  3. The Devil

    Hey, don’t drag my name into anything having to do with Lindsay Lohan. I have standards, you know.

  4. ChanHell

    Seriously Lindsay, the world is sick of you.
    Love, Everyone (but mostly me)

  5. Lindsay Lohan Court Probation Violation
    Schweddy Schnatch
    Commented on this photo:

    In every picture, there is always a middle-aged bailiff saying it all with his eyes…

  6. Elf

    “Lindsay Lohan is smoking meth and crack says Michael Lohan.” Ok, so what did he give her for lunch?

  7. Lindsay Lohan Court Probation Violation
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    is she wearing gray blush?

  8. Lindsay Lohan Court Probation Violation
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    When is she finally going to ‘crack’? :-) Just because she is ‘famous’, she thinks she is getting away with everything! I’m sick seeing pics of her feeling sorry for herself. Why are these papparazi’s following her? Do they want to see her die in front of their stupid camera’s? Die Lindsay Die!

  9. Lindsay Lohan Court Probation Violation
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    Why is she wearing corpse paint?

  10. Lindsay Lohan Court Probation Violation
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    Sandra, you have some serious issues, honey.

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