Lindsay Lohan Hates Mena Suvari Now

September 2nd, 2011 // 111 Comments

Stop me if you heard this one before: Someone who finds acting work, isn’t considered a massive insurance risk and generally doesn’t give directors heart palpitations made fun of Lindsay Lohan and she accused them of using her to remain “relevant.” Now multiply that by two and you have exactly what just happened with Dania Ramirez and Mena Suvari‘s parody video “Ass & Titties” which skewers several other celebs who are confident enough in their success not to go crying to TMZ about it for a quick buck:

Lindsay Lohan says it’s “pathetic” that Mena Suvari and Dania Ramirez dragged her name into a parody video spotlighting her much-publicized misfortunes.
… Lindsay — who is developing a habit of suing people who use her name — has decided she won’t take legal action because she considers their conduct “petty.”

Yes, if there’s one thing Lindsay can’t stand it’s pettiness. She abhors it. Why if I were to look back at anything she’s done this year alone, I’m sure I couldn’t easily find three links here, here and here that prove she’d suck a hobo’s only penny out of his sphincter just because she can. Nope, it’ll never happen.

Photo: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Adam Frawley

    Does her face look bloated ? Is that Alcohol bloat ? If she ever tries heroin, she’d be dead in three days

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    Adam Frawley
    Commented on this photo:

    Alcohol bloat!

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    Adam Frawley
    Commented on this photo:

    Needs to tan her legs so I can watch my jizz run down after I’m done

  4. killerlizz

    “suck a hobo ‘s only penny out of his sphincter “…sigh….marry me, Fish!

  5. Poor LiLo…I don’t want her to die. I’d just like her to start taking responsibility for her actions and maybe make some REAL effort to modify her behavior. Not for me, but for herself. And for society in general.

    Wishing someone dead is vile and hateful. She is still very young. Now wishing her parents would die is fine. They are two solid lumps of shit that ought to be flushed down the pipe and I would make an exception in their case.

    • katy perry

      i totally agree with that. Michael and Dina need to buy stock in marshmallows cause those douchebags will be roasting in hell.

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    Melody
    Commented on this photo:

    Mena Suvari happens to be wearing the same wedges in the video as Lindsay is on here. Interesting.

  7. anonym

    Mena suvari looks better than Lindsay.

    and I can watch mena’s O-face all day long

  8. Adía

    Dania Ramirez looks a lot like Kid Sister (rapper) here

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    Dano
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a leach on her knee? First

  10. P1LL

    She used to be so hot before her lip job and dyed hair . now she looks like a washed up hooker ! and who walks like that FFS . Plz go back to how you were

  11. i hit the big time

    the physical effects on her face are NOT reversible. she will never look like she once did. that part of her life is over now. she needs to work with what she has left, good luck to her.

  12. i hit the big time

    truth be told, lindsay lohan is vile, mean, shallow, hateful , non talented, a thief, an addict….she needs alot of work. years of work.

  13. Al Czervik

    Albus Alba?

  14. Billy Barty, Jr

    Vampire – in – training ?

  15. Carl Spackler

    amelanoid?

  16. What a retard

    It’s hilarious that blowhan thinks people are “injuring her reputation” by making mention of the bullshit she’s pulled. It’s particularly hilarious because she shit all over any positive reputation she had, a long time ago. It’d be one thing if she was honest & truthful, but she’s a drug addicted lying kleptomaniac alcoholic, and she’s gone out of her way to publicize all her bad behavior. Well, you can’t take a dump in public, then sue people who mention it. Stupid dumbass is going to find out about it soon enough…

  17. crystalbelle

    Oh now…. leave Lindsey alone… She’ll make a great porn star…. after a boob job, of course.

  18. Nate

    Bull shit! Lindsay loves parody’s. If she found anything pathetic about the video is the whole tits and ass thing. Very, very pathetic.

  19. Nug

    Looks like she’s picketing sunlight and food.

  20. What a retard

    Young working actresses like Emma Stone are known for the performances they give on screen. BLOWhan is known for once being a working actress (marginal at best), but now for lying, stealing, being a coke head, an attention whore, an alcoholic and her 6x in rehab (and now openly drinking again). She’s confused hollywood publicity for reality, when the true reality is no one will hire her to even play a character just like her, due to all her issues & baggage. Decades from now, when someone does a “Victims of Hollywood” segment on her, I hope they make it clear that she’s the sole reason she died at a young age…

  21. Trupster

    I loved her Dad on Celebrity Rehab!

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