Stop me if you heard this one before: Someone who finds acting work, isn’t considered a massive insurance risk and generally doesn’t give directors heart palpitations made fun of Lindsay Lohan and she accused them of using her to remain “relevant.” Now multiply that by two and you have exactly what just happened with Dania Ramirez and Mena Suvari‘s parody video “Ass & Titties” which skewers several other celebs who are confident enough in their success not to go crying to TMZ about it for a quick buck:
Lindsay Lohan says it’s “pathetic” that Mena Suvari and Dania Ramirez dragged her name into a parody video spotlighting her much-publicized misfortunes.
… Lindsay — who is developing a habit of suing people who use her name — has decided she won’t take legal action because she considers their conduct “petty.”
Yes, if there’s one thing Lindsay can’t stand it’s pettiness. She abhors it. Why if I were to look back at anything she’s done this year alone, I’m sure I couldn’t easily find three links here, here and here that prove she’d suck a hobo’s only penny out of his sphincter just because she can. Nope, it’ll never happen.
Photo: INFdaily, Splash News
Sucking pennies out of hobo sphincters is verboten? NOW they tell me…
She needs to be on her knees giving blow jobs to any producer who has a walk – on part not yet cast. She is an epic legend i her own mind
“Joey, hit the hydrant-cam…now!”
Too late, Boss. She already gave it an STD.
She is a flat out skank. Such a shame because she was cute growing up.
Someone needs to tell this useless tit that bleached blonde looks like hell with a body covered in gross freckles, too. She’d look (maybe) half decent with her natural hair colour. I’ve seen 45 year-olds who look miles better than this piece of shit.
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Yo got that right. She thinks she’s Marilyn Monroe,cause that worked out so well for Marilyn what a dumb B*tch
I agree with going back to her natural color, or going with some other shade of red. I do love her outfit here, though. Great shoes. I so badly want to give her a makeover, though, that would include a hair dye, bra, and meal wheel. (She’s gotten so tiny.)
Damn! …that dude in that one flick Powder wasn’t as white!
Mena Suvari and Dania Ramirez, the only two chicks in Hollywood that have less of a career than Lindsay Lohan.
If you are going to throw shots at people, you should at least have a career…and boobs.
If I was Lindsay I would tell Dania to worry less about me and worry more about INS picking her up and sending her back to Mexico (Dominican Republic..I know). lol
IMDB says otherwise.
IMDB shows she has more tattoos now than movie roles. The only role she ever stood out in was the one she took her clothes off for. The rest were just painful.
Venom, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Trouser,
Did it ever occur to you that perhaps you are just too unintelligent to comprehend what I wrote?
I mean everyone else seems to have understood it just fine.
Sometimes you have to look at yourself and realize that everyone else is not the problem, maybe you are….
Dania Ramirez is a truly untalented actress. Anybody who watched Heroes or Entourage knows she is fucking awful
Perhaps, but at least they are working (and getting paid too). Our freckled friend’s (or is that fiend?) last paying gig was with a pupet for a running joke with New Zealand Air; and with an online auction house that is being investagated by three states attorneys and the US Postal Inspectors Office.
Better to be paid and obscure than not working and tabloid fodder.
….Venom–You Sir, should be shot, preferably many times, preferably in the face, and preferably with a 50 cal. semi-auto.
Mena Suvari is the total business, and I will personally run Lindsay Lohan down with a cement truck just to get into Mena’s goodies.
Furthermore, it is quite apparent you have never had the pleasure of seeing Mena in a kini—Google it, and bust a nut or two– that is of course it you have any nuts to bust….Artofwar
more pathetic bullshit on both Lindsay and Mena. if she was so pissed on it why did she allow her name to be used.
Can’t people hate whomever they choose ?
….Yep–This is America, and citizens of such have the right to hate—it says so in the constitution. Um, well maybe not in so many words–but it definitely implies it….Artofwar
God, I fucking love Mena Suvari.
She should be grateful people still remember she exists. In five years she’ll be Tara Reid, although she already looks more busted than her and she’s like 10 years younger.
It’s a well known fact that if you lift your skirt, it’s easier to fit through tight spaces.
I think I actually saw the movie where Dania is dressed as Ray J on PPV. The money shot was disappointing.
That is tooooo funny!
I thought is was a funny video. Some people need to lighten up.
Not that I remotely care about what Lindsey Lohan cries about into her fifth of scotch/Colombian bam bam cocktail, but the dania/mena video is pretty lame. If Lindsey would stop drunk dialing Harvey Levin maybe she could retain some shred of dignity. HA! see what I did there? I made it seem like she can actually think. Silly me.
I don’t know what to say. Now I’m interested in Mena Suvari and Dania Ramirez. They’re hot (naturally), and haven’t gotten all fucked up and shit. And doing this shows that they’re cool, something Lindsay Lohan once did (her first Saturday Night Live gig) and should do again. Suing them is like Howard Stern putting a gag order on Opie & Anthony a decade ago, it smacks of pure idiocy.
Rip off Chappelle Show?
Artist rendering of Lindsay Lohan in 10 years:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/the-crap-we-missed-thursday-9-1-11-09-2011/0901-the-crap-we-missed-15
Any pole will do, even a street pole.
She should worry less about her career and more about that weird growth on her knee before she dies also.
How many lawsuits would result from a Comedy Channel Roast of this useless drug addicted whore?
Wow, that video is even more pathetic than the people it’s parodying. I’m surprised it wasn’t done for Funny or Die.
Plus, how do you make fun of Lady Gaga when you’re portraying her as hotter than the real thing? Isn’t the point of parody to knock people down a peg?
….The only people that would not appreciate this video are those that recognize themselves as one of the parodied characters. The rest of us, and may I add the best of us, think it’s fucking hilarious….Artofwar
Or, you know, people who just don’t like it. Sorry, it’s pointless at best, makes no new jokes about anything, and features an annoying song. I’m all for skewering celebs who deserve it, but this was just lame.
i think Lilo is mentally ill and i don’t mean that in a insulting way. i believe she has mental problems that make her repeat the same crap over and over again. she wants to change but her system needs the drama. it’s like a drug. she’s in denial of her need for drama, just like her denial of her drug and alcohol abuse. her mother is a enabler and a whack job and her father is a pyscho who should be taken out permanately. look at her family and you can see why she is, in part, the way she is. she was the bread winner and had to act like an adult when she was a child. when she hit “adulthood” she went wild and regressed into an out of control teenager. the drugs abuse and drama became her life and her pleasure. she can’t laugh at herself because she is not “cured” of her demons.
I disagree. I think she is an addict to drink, drugs and attention.
Her Probation reported stated that through the entire ordeal of the past three years Lindsay NEVER stopped drinking alcohol (including her time at Betty Ford).
You look at the girl and what you see is the “puffy” sallow skin tone of a serious alcoholic.
Alcoholism and drug addiction ARE mental and biological illnesses, Clarence. I agree that she is very ill.
Thank you, Obi Wan…
Lohan is confusing her much-publicized “misfortune” with very shitty choices. Doing bumps, stealing jewelry and railing dudes/plugging dykes (read: whore) just doesn’t happen to you. Mmmkay?
Thank you. Some guy who runs a stop sign and T-bones your car is a misfortune. Just goes to show that she takes zero responsibility for her actions. And probably never will.
I’d REALLY love to see some of the women all you hotshot Internet studs bed every night. Man you kids gots your opinions don’t you.
She’s a good looking broad, sure she’s got some head problems but when you boys are old enough to date live women you’ll find out THEY ALL DO.
It’s just the choice of how crazy they are, and how much crazy you can take
Seriously? I HATE mottled skin….I find it to be quite the turn off.
You’re trying to tell us that all women are as screwy as LiLo? Nahhhhh…
totally agree. guarantee 90% of the respondents have never gotten laid. Seriously there is some high-tea drinkin’ ass fart talking about how he doesn’t guite cotton to “mottled skin”. check your shorts. are they plaid? You are gay
“Broad”? Yes, she does remind me of a 50 year old chain-smoking back alley hooker, or even a Wild West madam in a whore house.
bday55…. OMG!!!! you trolled us lololololololol
Now that is some funny shit!
Hmmm. I’m trying to determine who I favor.
I’d definitely fuck Mena in the asshole, which is obviously the highest praise you can give a woman, but I think Lindsay is more the total package
Okay where the hell did her big floppy Mama moo mo boobies go?? And look at how she’s covering her chest… weird. Maybe even her own tits have decided she’s not worth the bother and took a powder? Or maybe she sold them so she could score a few more moon rocks??
Pasty white skin . She needs some tanning so I can watch my jizz run down her leg.
“Oh god it’s so itchy”
Some Vagisil will cure that Dirty Lindsay
Yikes! Lindsay looking kinda pasty in that shot, which calls for a few new nicknames:
1. The Albino Hurricane
2. Q-Tip of Denial
3. The Inebriated Snowflake
Mena Suvari should not be talking about ass or titties because she has neither and wouldn’t know anything about them.
LL is looking more and more like Casper the Cokewhore Ghost these days.
Wrong-O…Mena Suvari has an amazing ass. You need to look again.
I just checked IMDB…Mena Suvari has had plenty of work in the past couple years, plus 50 titles under her belt. Lindsay only has 23 titles…who’s irrelevant?
Backdoor Sluts Part IV and V does not count as a real movies.
But if you don’t count stuff like that, Lohan only has half a dozen roles!
…see what I did there?
So young yet so spent. Why is anything this chick says relevant?
Yo, she got dirty knees!
Just shut up and go to work and make your money and live your life..
With a pair of heart-shaped Lolita sunglasses and a cherry lollipop this would actually be a good look for Lindsay.
looking like a porn star.
damn, she’s whiter than albino
Remember Lindsay…when you get in close your legs we dont want to see some tore up from the floor up hoe. Thank you.
Leave it up to Lindsay to show her ass when no cares to see it! Maybe just for a good laugh!
Her head looks like a giant Q-tip.
She needs to put some toner on that hairdo and fire her hairdresser. The only reason women in the 1950s wore that color was because they didn’t have all of the shades and products available to them now.
I’ve seen better looking street whores
I meeean… She’s kind of right… Mena Suvari is a has-been.
I’d hit any of them three, period.
Mena Sevari, I don’t see the point of kicking her while she is down. She is a decent actress. I haven’t seen you in anything worth oscar worthy for years
she obviously needs help, she needs a decent sponsor that doesn’t care about her fame or that bullshit. Not me. too attractive. I don’t do well with women that are that gorgeous.
so what?
………….about 98.1 percent of the united states hate LILO.
That Lindsay parody was actually really good and funny, if anything, they were too nice. The Kim Kardashian one was gross.
I love Mena, but how can you be in an Ass and Titties song when you have no titties?
“Haters me famous”. LOL.
You need to die or someone needs to murder you IDC what as long as you get the fuck off this planet. Everybody hates you ( the majority of this planet do) and we’re all sick of you. POS. You don’t need help. You don’t need rehab. You just need to die. Instead of any other celebrity dying, it should be YOU.
Stupid bitch.
what is your real name? I wanna report you to the cops, fucking psycho…