Lindsay Lohan Hates Mena Suvari Now

September 2nd, 2011 // 111 Comments

Stop me if you heard this one before: Someone who finds acting work, isn’t considered a massive insurance risk and generally doesn’t give directors heart palpitations made fun of Lindsay Lohan and she accused them of using her to remain “relevant.” Now multiply that by two and you have exactly what just happened with Dania Ramirez and Mena Suvari‘s parody video “Ass & Titties” which skewers several other celebs who are confident enough in their success not to go crying to TMZ about it for a quick buck:

Lindsay Lohan says it’s “pathetic” that Mena Suvari and Dania Ramirez dragged her name into a parody video spotlighting her much-publicized misfortunes.
… Lindsay — who is developing a habit of suing people who use her name — has decided she won’t take legal action because she considers their conduct “petty.”

Yes, if there’s one thing Lindsay can’t stand it’s pettiness. She abhors it. Why if I were to look back at anything she’s done this year alone, I’m sure I couldn’t easily find three links here, here and here that prove she’d suck a hobo’s only penny out of his sphincter just because she can. Nope, it’ll never happen.

Photo: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Fester

    Sucking pennies out of hobo sphincters is verboten? NOW they tell me…

  2. Star Surfer

    She needs to be on her knees giving blow jobs to any producer who has a walk – on part not yet cast. She is an epic legend i her own mind

  3. Lindsay Lohan Too Skinny Cleavage Drug Clinic
    Commented on this photo:

    “Joey, hit the hydrant-cam…now!”

  4. Fletch

    She is a flat out skank. Such a shame because she was cute growing up.

    • Jack Ketch

      Someone needs to tell this useless tit that bleached blonde looks like hell with a body covered in gross freckles, too. She’d look (maybe) half decent with her natural hair colour. I’ve seen 45 year-olds who look miles better than this piece of shit.

    • Youdrink waytoomutch

      Damn! …that dude in that one flick Powder wasn’t as white!

  5. Venom

    Mena Suvari and Dania Ramirez, the only two chicks in Hollywood that have less of a career than Lindsay Lohan.
    If you are going to throw shots at people, you should at least have a career…and boobs.

    If I was Lindsay I would tell Dania to worry less about me and worry more about INS picking her up and sending her back to Mexico (Dominican Republic..I know). lol

    • IMDB says otherwise.

      • IMDB shows she has more tattoos now than movie roles. The only role she ever stood out in was the one she took her clothes off for. The rest were just painful.

    • Trousers

      Venom, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

      • Venom

        Trouser,

        Did it ever occur to you that perhaps you are just too unintelligent to comprehend what I wrote?
        I mean everyone else seems to have understood it just fine.
        Sometimes you have to look at yourself and realize that everyone else is not the problem, maybe you are….

    • testington

      Dania Ramirez is a truly untalented actress. Anybody who watched Heroes or Entourage knows she is fucking awful

    • just say'n

      Perhaps, but at least they are working (and getting paid too). Our freckled friend’s (or is that fiend?) last paying gig was with a pupet for a running joke with New Zealand Air; and with an online auction house that is being investagated by three states attorneys and the US Postal Inspectors Office.

    • Artofwar

      ….Venom–You Sir, should be shot, preferably many times, preferably in the face, and preferably with a 50 cal. semi-auto.

      Mena Suvari is the total business, and I will personally run Lindsay Lohan down with a cement truck just to get into Mena’s goodies.

      Furthermore, it is quite apparent you have never had the pleasure of seeing Mena in a kini—Google it, and bust a nut or two– that is of course it you have any nuts to bust….Artofwar

  6. more pathetic bullshit on both Lindsay and Mena. if she was so pissed on it why did she allow her name to be used.

  7. See Alice

    Can’t people hate whomever they choose ?

    • Artofwar

      ….Yep–This is America, and citizens of such have the right to hate—it says so in the constitution. Um, well maybe not in so many words–but it definitely implies it….Artofwar

  8. tinklepants

    God, I fucking love Mena Suvari.

  9. V

    She should be grateful people still remember she exists. In five years she’ll be Tara Reid, although she already looks more busted than her and she’s like 10 years younger.

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    My Left Nut
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a well known fact that if you lift your skirt, it’s easier to fit through tight spaces.

  11. it had to be said

    I think I actually saw the movie where Dania is dressed as Ray J on PPV. The money shot was disappointing.

  12. Sara

    That is tooooo funny!

  13. Ho Lee Shit

    I thought is was a funny video. Some people need to lighten up.

  14. lolajean

    Not that I remotely care about what Lindsey Lohan cries about into her fifth of scotch/Colombian bam bam cocktail, but the dania/mena video is pretty lame. If Lindsey would stop drunk dialing Harvey Levin maybe she could retain some shred of dignity. HA! see what I did there? I made it seem like she can actually think. Silly me.

  15. Michael

    I don’t know what to say. Now I’m interested in Mena Suvari and Dania Ramirez. They’re hot (naturally), and haven’t gotten all fucked up and shit. And doing this shows that they’re cool, something Lindsay Lohan once did (her first Saturday Night Live gig) and should do again. Suing them is like Howard Stern putting a gag order on Opie & Anthony a decade ago, it smacks of pure idiocy.

  16. airy

    Rip off Chappelle Show?

  17. Any pole will do, even a street pole.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Too Skinny Cleavage Drug Clinic
    Commented on this photo:

    She should worry less about her career and more about that weird growth on her knee before she dies also.

  19. OK

    How many lawsuits would result from a Comedy Channel Roast of this useless drug addicted whore?

  20. Wow, that video is even more pathetic than the people it’s parodying. I’m surprised it wasn’t done for Funny or Die.

    • TomFrank

      Plus, how do you make fun of Lady Gaga when you’re portraying her as hotter than the real thing? Isn’t the point of parody to knock people down a peg?

    • Artofwar

      ….The only people that would not appreciate this video are those that recognize themselves as one of the parodied characters. The rest of us, and may I add the best of us, think it’s fucking hilarious….Artofwar

      • Or, you know, people who just don’t like it. Sorry, it’s pointless at best, makes no new jokes about anything, and features an annoying song. I’m all for skewering celebs who deserve it, but this was just lame.

  21. karlito

    i think Lilo is mentally ill and i don’t mean that in a insulting way. i believe she has mental problems that make her repeat the same crap over and over again. she wants to change but her system needs the drama. it’s like a drug. she’s in denial of her need for drama, just like her denial of her drug and alcohol abuse. her mother is a enabler and a whack job and her father is a pyscho who should be taken out permanately. look at her family and you can see why she is, in part, the way she is. she was the bread winner and had to act like an adult when she was a child. when she hit “adulthood” she went wild and regressed into an out of control teenager. the drugs abuse and drama became her life and her pleasure. she can’t laugh at herself because she is not “cured” of her demons.

    • Clarence Beeks

      I disagree. I think she is an addict to drink, drugs and attention.

      • LJ

        Her Probation reported stated that through the entire ordeal of the past three years Lindsay NEVER stopped drinking alcohol (including her time at Betty Ford).

        You look at the girl and what you see is the “puffy” sallow skin tone of a serious alcoholic.

    • Logan

      Alcoholism and drug addiction ARE mental and biological illnesses, Clarence. I agree that she is very ill.

    • Thank you, Obi Wan…

  22. Clown Shoes

    Lohan is confusing her much-publicized “misfortune” with very shitty choices. Doing bumps, stealing jewelry and railing dudes/plugging dykes (read: whore) just doesn’t happen to you. Mmmkay?

    • Jillia

      Thank you. Some guy who runs a stop sign and T-bones your car is a misfortune. Just goes to show that she takes zero responsibility for her actions. And probably never will.

  23. bday55

    I’d REALLY love to see some of the women all you hotshot Internet studs bed every night. Man you kids gots your opinions don’t you.

    She’s a good looking broad, sure she’s got some head problems but when you boys are old enough to date live women you’ll find out THEY ALL DO.

  24. Now that is some funny shit!

  25. Brad Hallston

    Hmmm. I’m trying to determine who I favor.

    I’d definitely fuck Mena in the asshole, which is obviously the highest praise you can give a woman, but I think Lindsay is more the total package

  26. skuddles

    Okay where the hell did her big floppy Mama moo mo boobies go?? And look at how she’s covering her chest… weird. Maybe even her own tits have decided she’s not worth the bother and took a powder? Or maybe she sold them so she could score a few more moon rocks??

  27. Giancarlo Tartinni

    Pasty white skin . She needs some tanning so I can watch my jizz run down her leg.

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    Elle
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh god it’s so itchy”

  29. Tiggles

    Yikes! Lindsay looking kinda pasty in that shot, which calls for a few new nicknames:

    1. The Albino Hurricane
    2. Q-Tip of Denial
    3. The Inebriated Snowflake

  30. Angus

    Mena Suvari should not be talking about ass or titties because she has neither and wouldn’t know anything about them.

    LL is looking more and more like Casper the Cokewhore Ghost these days.

  31. Superboy Babbage

    I just checked IMDB…Mena Suvari has had plenty of work in the past couple years, plus 50 titles under her belt. Lindsay only has 23 titles…who’s irrelevant?

  32. Chucky D

    So young yet so spent. Why is anything this chick says relevant?

  33. Lindsay Lohan Too Skinny Cleavage Drug Clinic
    sooooooosuperficial
    Commented on this photo:

    Yo, she got dirty knees!

  34. dee cee

    Just shut up and go to work and make your money and live your life..

  35. Lemmiwinks

    With a pair of heart-shaped Lolita sunglasses and a cherry lollipop this would actually be a good look for Lindsay.

  36. anonym

    looking like a porn star.

    damn, she’s whiter than albino

  37. Lindsay Lohan Too Skinny Cleavage Drug Clinic
    Shirley
    Commented on this photo:

    Remember Lindsay…when you get in close your legs we dont want to see some tore up from the floor up hoe. Thank you.

  38. Lindsay Lohan Too Skinny Cleavage Drug Clinic
    Shirley
    Commented on this photo:

    Leave it up to Lindsay to show her ass when no cares to see it! Maybe just for a good laugh!

  39. Nala

    Her head looks like a giant Q-tip.

  40. Kelly

    She needs to put some toner on that hairdo and fire her hairdresser. The only reason women in the 1950s wore that color was because they didn’t have all of the shades and products available to them now.

  41. Sweenis McFrecklenut

    I’ve seen better looking street whores

  42. Kareno

    I meeean… She’s kind of right… Mena Suvari is a has-been.

  43. Arzach

    I’d hit any of them three, period.

  44. aristigon

    Mena Sevari, I don’t see the point of kicking her while she is down. She is a decent actress. I haven’t seen you in anything worth oscar worthy for years

  45. aristigon

    she obviously needs help, she needs a decent sponsor that doesn’t care about her fame or that bullshit. Not me. too attractive. I don’t do well with women that are that gorgeous.

  46. forrest gump

    so what?
    ………….about 98.1 percent of the united states hate LILO.

  47. sdodihfiodus

    That Lindsay parody was actually really good and funny, if anything, they were too nice. The Kim Kardashian one was gross.

  48. colt13

    I love Mena, but how can you be in an Ass and Titties song when you have no titties?

  49. Anonymous

    “Haters me famous”. LOL.

    You need to die or someone needs to murder you IDC what as long as you get the fuck off this planet. Everybody hates you ( the majority of this planet do) and we’re all sick of you. POS. You don’t need help. You don’t need rehab. You just need to die. Instead of any other celebrity dying, it should be YOU.

    Stupid bitch.

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