Lindsay Lohan Got In Drunk Bar Fight Over Max George of The Wanted
Apparently the drunken punch that landed Lindsay Lohan in cuffs this morning was all over Max George of The Wanted (above) not being in the mood to bang a freckled slopbox of fail even though he has a penis and was also drunk which really says a lot about what it’s like to look at Lindsay Lohan in person. TMZ reports:
Sources say Lindsay tried to get backstage after the concert to see him — but she was blocked. Fast forward to later that evening when Lindsay met up with Max, Jay and Tom at a hotel bar.
The four of them — along with one of LiLo’s friends — then went to the club Avenue together.
As the evening wore on, we’re told Lindsay got drunker and drunker … and it turned Max off. He then started talking to another woman, which enraged Lindsay. That woman is the one Lindsay is accused of battering. (FYI — Max was also really drunk).
This also jives with Radar’s version that has Lindsay stuffed to the funbags with coke and booze, but not with Michael Lohan’s version that claims Dina made a dark commune with Satan allowing her soul to command Lindsay’s body leaving the broken, sucked dry carcasses of children in its wake. He’s still waiting for a second source on that, but one’ll turn up. One’ll turn up.