Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Need ‘Dancing With The Stars,’ Her Boyfriend Will Pay For Everything!

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2013

Despite owing the IRS, a storage facility and her lawyer hundreds of thousands of dollars, Lindsay Lohan has reportedly turned down a $550,000 offer for the new season of Dancing With The Stars. Which proves she really is a complete fucking idiot or is actually pulling in one hundred grand a beeje, but for the sake of argument, let’s assume both. TMZ reports:

Sources close to Lindsay tell us, the actress was made several offers to join the DWTS cast this upcoming season — offers that maxed out at $550,000.
But Lindsay — who still owes hundreds of thousands in back taxes — shut them down, telling friends she’d never consider doing reality TV … she wants to stick to films.

In the meantime, apparently she’s still in London with Max George who made her pull the above Instagram down after she tweeted it last night because he wants to bang Taylor Swift who, let’s be honest, he realistically has a chance with but it probably doesn’t hurt to keep it a secret you pay Lindsay Lohan $100,000 to blow you. Not that Taylor wouldn’t be cool with it. “I just want to write your name on my Trapper Keeper! Tee hee!”

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