Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Need ‘Dancing With The Stars,’ Her Boyfriend Will Pay For Everything!

January 22nd, 2013 // 22 Comments
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Despite owing the IRS, a storage facility and her lawyer hundreds of thousands of dollars, Lindsay Lohan has reportedly turned down a $550,000 offer for the new season of Dancing With The Stars. Which proves she really is a complete fucking idiot or is actually pulling in one hundred grand a beeje, but for the sake of argument, let’s assume both. TMZ reports:

Sources close to Lindsay tell us, the actress was made several offers to join the DWTS cast this upcoming season — offers that maxed out at $550,000.
But Lindsay — who still owes hundreds of thousands in back taxes — shut them down, telling friends she’d never consider doing reality TV … she wants to stick to films.

In the meantime, apparently she’s still in London with Max George who made her pull the above Instagram down after she tweeted it last night because he wants to bang Taylor Swift who, let’s be honest, he realistically has a chance with but it probably doesn’t hurt to keep it a secret you pay Lindsay Lohan $100,000 to blow you. Not that Taylor wouldn’t be cool with it. “I just want to write your name on my Trapper Keeper! Tee hee!”

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    Cock Dr
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    Another year of watching this freckled mess bounce from club to court to Cannes and back around again.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      i know we’ve said it every year since “The Parent Trap”, but 2013 will be the last year.

      *fingers crossed*

  2. karlito

    since he’s the lead performer,( I would never say singer about these auto-tuned tweets), in another GAY boy band, he has to prove to the world that he likes pussy even if it means he may get an incurable case of the clap and other STD’s. as for Lindsay, you pretty much know when you’ve hit bottom when you’re offered a spot on DWTS. the only saving grace to her reputation now would be to die in a gun fight while robbing a bank.

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    Who’s the big guy? One of her rich guy “dates”?

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    YoYo Ma, Bra! He loves the cello.

  5. JC

    Years from now, when she’s costarring in a bukkake film alongside luminaries from the amputee porn world, she’ll think back and say, “Hm, DWTS. That wasn’t such a bad idea.” Or more likely, “OH GOD IT’S IN MY SINUSES!”

  6. anonymous

    LOL…I’m pretty sure Dancing with the Stars is too much fucking work for LL.

    Blowjob jobs and anal she can do without getting out of a bed.

  7. In Lindsay’s defense, $500K for Dancing with the Stars doesn’t have nearly the value proposition of “Fellating with the Wealthy”.

    • Cock Dr

      The time and effort equation of DWTS just can’t compare to lucrative sex work.
      Also…..DWTS refused to pay her in cash.

  8. Fun Fact: Lindsay is once again at that hotel the owner of which she blew for coke and a party invite two years ago. Note that while she ran up a bill that got her banned from the Chateau Marmont, she always seems welcome at the Dream Hotel, where the suites start at $500/night.

    • lostinLA

      Actually, he (Vikram Chatwal) sold the dream hotel and checked into rehab, cleaned himself up a bit. Also, Linds is currently holed up at the Crosby Street hotel. She is running out of hotel options in NYC, as anywhere else.

  9. cc

    It’s shameful that they tried to drive a wedge between a true ‘artiste’ and her craft.

  10. Wait a minute. If these two are here, who’s at the MENSA meeting?

  11. Really and truly when you think about it if you can make $100K for fucking/sucking for a hour or less, $500K for the amount of work and time that DWTS takes is bullshit. They would need to pay her at least $20 million to make it worth her time.

  12. logan

    Like Lindsay has the discipline to show up for all those hard dance class sessions. The pro dancers would have kicked her out on her flat ass in no time. Those people don’t mess around. Probably the smartest thing she has done in years.

  13. Matt

    Did it just get cold in here? I think that guy just stole my soul.

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    Nope, nothin’ on board here.

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    Jack Ketch
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    Except that the cheek implants look like shit, that’s all.

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    Pepper's Pot
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    yup, totally sober. no drugs anywhere

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    ruckus
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    Have you ever watched The Parent Trap?

    Have you watched The Parent Trap ON WEED?

    -jon stewart

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    That dude’s comb-over is almost as bad as her extensions. Almost.

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