Lindsay Lohan Blew Paul Schrader So Hard He Thinks She’s Marilyn Monroe Now

July 10th, 2013 // 35 Comments
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While Lindsay Lohan continues to ignore any and all of the wise, albeit obvious, advice given to her by the rehab she’s currently court-ordered to be in, director Paul Schrader just wrote a completely serious, non-ironic piece for the Film Society of Lincoln Center about how she’s exactly like Marilyn Monroein a good way. I’m guessing to prove just how hard she blew him to get a role in The Canyons because apparently that’s a game to these Hollywood types. Somewhere Charlie Sheen‘s probably writing a novel comparing her to Joan of Arc for The Smithsonian. “Marilyn Monroe? Pfft. I’ve had porn stars convince me they’re Sandra Day O’Connor. Eat tailwind, Schrader!” *runs around room making airplane arms, knocks hooker off the balcony* “Mayday! Mayd- eh, fuck it.”

Photos: Terry Richardson/Love Magazine


  1. MD2020

    Say what you want about her talents and mindset, but God–what great tits.

  2. Wonderful

    Not her again – I want more Stodden pictures please.

  3. tom

    Let’s hope she’ll die at 36 too. Still 9 years to go though :-(

  4. Tits overcome so much.

  5. logan

    What are we doing talking about this has been when Justin Bieber pissed in a mop bucket? Both are a POS!

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    Deacon Jones
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    I heard that if you go to rehab you lose any STDs

    (pulls down pants, reaches for lotion)

  7. ThisWillHurt

    I don’t understand the fascination with this cu-NIPPLE! I see a nipple, guys! Uh, ahem, what were we talking about?

  8. brian

    Amazing tits, as usual. She needs to hurry up and blow ME already.

  9. Marilyn Monroe was a beautiful, classy woman. Lindsay Lohan is…….Lindsay Lohan.

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    would not eat…

  11. Umm, Lindsay for what it is worth is a better actress than Marilyn Monroe ever was. MM was just a drug addict whore that jumped from bed to bed, I have no fucking idea why she is idolized and treated so special.

    • Red Ruffensor

      Lindsay Lohan is incredibly worthless and couldn’t act her way out of a wet paper bag. She isn’t worthy of being mentioned in the same paragraph as Marilyn Monroe.

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    Those tits are her saving grace. That red lipstick looks great on her. She should put it to good use.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
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    Big ol’ punching-bag titties. I could write an article about them myself. With lots of pictures too.

  14. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
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    To be fair, she is kind of like Marilyn Monroe. Have you ever actually seen a MM movie? She wasn’t that awesome really, just sexy and promiscuous and scandalous. Lindsay isn’t looking as good as Marilyn but other than that I see the parallels.

    • Another younger person trying to turn opinion into fact? If you had been around during MM’s lifetime you would understand. Sexy? Absolutely! Promiscuous? Perhaps, but it wasn’t public fodder. Scandalous? In retrospect, yes. But her laundry wasn’t hung out for everyone to examine like LL’s is today. Most of her behavior was revealed posthumously.

  15. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
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    She’s a useless person with a horrible personality…but I’ll admit, she looks fucking bangin’ in this pic.

  16. Terry Richardson has obviously sold his soul to the devil.

  17. Lohan is more Anna Nichole Smith than Marilyn Monroe.

  18. cc

    I wonder how many make up artists they had working on her simultaneously? Would’ve been a good pilot for a new reality show ‘Make Up Whores’, er, ‘Wars’

  19. Jo

    I’ve sen these photos and there is no way that’s LiLo – maybe a body double because LiLo looks about 60 these days unless they’re working the Photoshop overtime…..

  20. Anybody that says they wouldn’t tap that is either a liberal fascist or queer.

  21. Yeah, let’s compare career some highlights:

    Marilyn Monroe:
    1. All About Eve (1950)
    2. Bus Stop (1956)
    3. The Seven Year Itch (1955)
    4. The Asphalt Jungle (1950)
    5. Clash by Night (1952)
    6. Niagara (1953)
    7. Don’t Bother to Knock (1952)
    8. There’s No Business Like Show Business (1954)
    9. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)
    10. River of No Return (1954)

    Lindsay Lohan:

    1. Freaky Friday (2003)
    2. Mean Girls (2004)
    3. Herbie Fully Loaded (2005)
    4. Georgia Rule (2007)
    5. Machete (2010)

  22. Sean McCabe

    That’s not really a compliment, especially in light of Lohan’s life the past few years. Marilyn was magic on the screen, for sure but at home she was known to to be a bit of a slovenly mess. Apparently Sinatra had enough of seeing her unkempt when she was his guest, sloppy loaded, unclean, and not caring that everyone could see her period blood bleeding thru whatever her ass was covered with. I feel bad for what happened to her, but Lohan’s is not now and never has been an orphan, both parents and siblings. Marilyn really didn’t have anyone. Dude probably said that to get in Lohan’s good graces as her idolization and obsession with MM is well known. People never learn though we see it over and over again that no amount of talent, fame, success or money in the world can fill a void in one’s soul and the only way to get whole again is by figuring out what’s f*cking you up, be honest with yourself, prepare for it to hurt, and learn to love yourself in the process. It seems like today all these ppl just want fame for their name and it’s surprising how quicky celeb sex tapes became just another part of the game. At least back in the day you had talent. Anyway, CA courts are enabling Lohan too, srsly stupid all around.

  23. I’ll be go to hell if I don’t sort of miss LiLo’s antics. She looks incredible in these pics.

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    Paully Boston Baby!
    Commented on this photo:

    Yay, let’s all bash celebrities bc we are such great people!

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  26. Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Love Magazine Outtakes
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    the closest thing to sucking a dick James Franco could’ve done was kissing her. I hear he likes that sort of thing.

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