If you’re sitting at a job you hate right now and/or having financial problems, now would be a good time to maybe read something less depressing like this third shooting in under a month or Sylvester Stallone talking about his dead son because here’s TMZ reporting that Lindsay Lohan somehow made $2 million this year:
Sources directly involved in Lindsay’s finances have given us the breakdown:
– Playboy (December issue but she was paid in 2012) $1 Million
– “Liz and Dick” Lifetime movie — $300,000
– “The Canyons” — $6,480 (scale)
– “Scary Movie” (Lindsay is about to sign on) — $200,000
In addition, Lindsay was paid for her appearance on “Glee.” And she’s pulling in money for being the face of Philipp Plein. But wait, there’s more. Lindsay is also getting $$$ for endorsing Jag Jeans. And she makes $2,000 — $10,000 per tweet endorsement for several companies.
As to how that money is spent, here’s our exclusive breakdown based entirely on conjecture and handsome wit:
80% – Lawyers
10% – Dina
10% – Coke
So based on those incredibly accurate numbers, don’t be fooled by the pics of Lindsay pretending to take her little brother shopping because it doesn’t count if you ask the person you’re shopping for how much storage space his/her colon has. Unless we’re talking Coco, in which case it’d be insulting not to ask. She’s a person, too, you know.
Photos: AKM-GSI
So, do all of her raggedy cutoffs have the Bedazzle spikes on the left pocket now?
Why do you assume she owns more than one pair of shorts? :D
I went back and checked yesterday’s version, which were black. (They could have just been dirty, though.) Upon reflection, I’m thinking the spikes are where she stores her bumps.
hehehehe
The Luckiest Person In The World is still at it. While people who make one tiny mistake get fucked over for it for life, and nothing ever works out for them no matter how hard they try, this cunt is still in everyone’s face. If the God, or the Universe, or Whatever, loves you, you can do no wrong. If you are hated on the other hand, you’re fucked no matter what.
So she made 2 million acting. Twice that amount horizonal, and probably three times that amount on her knees. We (the paying public) will NEVER like this twit. She just needs to stop trying so hard. yuck~
Take 2/3 of it away for taxes, agent/manager/lawyer, publicist, etc, and then suck all the rest of it up for the expensive lifestyle she’s still trying to lead. She’s probably broke.
But worst of all for her is that the figures you’re seeing are basically last gasps. She’s not likely going to get another $1 million from Playboy, and she’s not exactly first on people’s list for casting even TV movies. She’s, what, 26 years old with no real skills or education other than (maybe) acting and her opportunities there are seriously drying up. If she hadn’t thrown her career in the toilet she’d probably still be making 3-4 times this amount per picture, not per year.
She’s got the beer belly of a chronic alco. And the tard behind her has a cigarette in his mouth inside a store. (Can’t say f.a.g aka cigarette?)
It would take more than a six pack of beer and a bottle of vodka to get someone drunk enough to actually want to touch that disgusting piece of shit that is Lindsay Lohan.
How many licks of cock did Lindsay Lohan take to make 2 million dollars? The world may never know.
Wtf?? Are u people crazy?? That’s clraley not Jb!! 0.o I mean Im not a Jb fan (Thank god) but if thats im i feal sorry for the girl and the fans who want to kiss or be kissed by Bieber. COMMON’! Hes like .. EATING HER FACE OFF 0.oWeeeeiiirdd!!
its a shame my Grandma is in her 70s and lindsey lohan already look older than her
Watch me as I make this shirt disappear into my bag without paying for it.
ABRACADABRA!
lol this paparazzi was VERY kind to her and he made her look pretty good.
Oh my God. My dreams have finally come true.
Melissa Joan Hart with big tits.
Wow, these things look grrrrrrEAT!
Well, this explains all the bruises in her legs and arms…Chris Brown is following her around.
Is that Chris Brown behind her? Oh please let it be Chris Brown…
“They do look comfortable, but there’s just not enough room for coke in the toe area.”
Quick dude, throw these in your purse. My AMEX is like, so done.
“I wonder if I can stuff these in my tiny purse?”
Stuff these in your WHAT? Ohhhh, your PURSE! You need to put more emphasis on your “R’s.”
god i would put it in her ass and feed her 80s all day looks like a lil cum dumster