Lindsay Lohan Made $2 Million This Year

If you’re sitting at a job you hate right now and/or having financial problems, now would be a good time to maybe read something less depressing like this third shooting in under a month or Sylvester Stallone talking about his dead son because here’s TMZ reporting that Lindsay Lohan somehow made $2 million this year:

Sources directly involved in Lindsay’s finances have given us the breakdown:
— Playboy (December issue but she was paid in 2012) $1 Million
— “Liz and Dick” Lifetime movie — $300,000
— “The Canyons” — $6,480 (scale)
— “Scary Movie” (Lindsay is about to sign on) — $200,000
In addition, Lindsay was paid for her appearance on “Glee.” And she’s pulling in money for being the face of Philipp Plein. But wait, there’s more. Lindsay is also getting $$$ for endorsing Jag Jeans. And she makes $2,000 — $10,000 per tweet endorsement for several companies.

As to how that money is spent, here’s our exclusive breakdown based entirely on conjecture and handsome wit:

80% – Lawyers
10% – Dina
10% – Coke

So based on those incredibly accurate numbers, don’t be fooled by the pics of Lindsay pretending to take her little brother shopping because it doesn’t count if you ask the person you’re shopping for how much storage space his/her colon has. Unless we’re talking Coco, in which case it’d be insulting not to ask. She’s a person, too, you know.

Photos: AKM-GSI