Lindsay Lohan Made $2 Million This Year

August 14th, 2012 // 113 Comments
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If you’re sitting at a job you hate right now and/or having financial problems, now would be a good time to maybe read something less depressing like this third shooting in under a month or Sylvester Stallone talking about his dead son because here’s TMZ reporting that Lindsay Lohan somehow made $2 million this year:

Sources directly involved in Lindsay’s finances have given us the breakdown:
– Playboy (December issue but she was paid in 2012) $1 Million
– “Liz and Dick” Lifetime movie — $300,000
– “The Canyons” — $6,480 (scale)
– “Scary Movie” (Lindsay is about to sign on) — $200,000
In addition, Lindsay was paid for her appearance on “Glee.” And she’s pulling in money for being the face of Philipp Plein. But wait, there’s more. Lindsay is also getting $$$ for endorsing Jag Jeans. And she makes $2,000 — $10,000 per tweet endorsement for several companies.

As to how that money is spent, here’s our exclusive breakdown based entirely on conjecture and handsome wit:

80% – Lawyers
10% – Dina
10% – Coke

So based on those incredibly accurate numbers, don’t be fooled by the pics of Lindsay pretending to take her little brother shopping because it doesn’t count if you ask the person you’re shopping for how much storage space his/her colon has. Unless we’re talking Coco, in which case it’d be insulting not to ask. She’s a person, too, you know.

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  1. InternetRocketScientist

    $2 million? In one year? That must have been an INSANE amount of blowjobs. And no one thought she was a hard worker.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Shopping Spree Brother Cody
    Commented on this photo:

    “So what do you think? Will it show semen stains?”

  3. Jake

    She still a hot mess. I’d fuck here after a coke and whiskey party.

  4. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Shopping Spree Brother Cody
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    U MAD?

  5. EricLr

    Wow, $2 million. That’s must have covered at least half the drugs she did.

  6. Paul (fuck your grandma, let her starve) Ryan

    Whatever you do, don’t raise taxes on the rich. Lindsay’s coke dealers have kids to feed.

    • Of course Lindsay’s taxes shouldn’t be raised. Like everyone else in the 1%, she earned that $2 million through hard work. People like her keep our economy functioning—she’s a job creator! She provides hundreds of “jobs” every year! If anything, she deserves a tax break, so she can keep even more of her money—money that will certainly flow back into the economy. Well, maybe not our economy, but Colombia’s and, um, wherever they make gin.

      Romney-Ryan 2012! Tax breaks for millionaires!

  7. K-Stoned

    I’d say that your breakdown of expenditure percentages is pretty darned accurate!

    • Schmidtler

      I disagree – it adds up to 100%, which presumes LiLo is responsible enough with her finances NOT to spend 900% of her income. Also, 10% for coke? c’mon now, that’s got to be 700% at least.

  8. And how much do you figure her spray-tanned leach of a mother got her hands on?

    That is to say, “spent.”

  9. Mo

    She earns less than the cast of Jersey Shore.
    What she earned for a film (Liz and Dick), Snooki makes per episode.

    While $2 million may seem like a lot to us plebs, in celebrity terms she really is in the shitter.

    • Schmidtler

      When I saw this story about Lohan making $2 million, I thought ‘yeah, so what, the Situation made $10 million last year, that’s 5 times what Lohan’s worthless ass made, and so all is right in the world.’ Then I realized no, in fact that’s just proof we’re all fucked.
      Jessica Simpson is a Billionaire. Christopher Columbus died of syphillis in a debtor’s prison. Edgar Allen Poe died penniless, and was forced to sell the rights to ‘The Raven’ for something like 2 dollars and a stale cheese sandwich. Lohan made 2 mil, Situation made 10 mil, and then there’s your Snooki info. yep, we’re totally screwed.

      • Emma Watson's Vagina

        for Christopher Columbus(not the director) was a real scumbag. he basically was brutal to the local groups he discovered here in the New World. so that Spain could not stand it so that was one of the reasons he went into prison. there is a lot more also. way more.

        Poe was just unlucky as most creative people in that time did not earn much.

        it wasn’t until much much later that they did.

        today actors or general celebs make more money in general. Lohan made 2 million. that is nothing to sneeze a but that is not much. and since half of that was from playboy. highly unlikey she will make that again. granted she will still be comfortable in the 500,000- million dollar range.

      • Schmidtler

        Was your reply some kind of rebuttal to my premise that we have proof positive that life sucks because Poe got bus fare and a cheese sandwich for one of the greatest works in western literature, while Lohan got a cool million for showing her tits in a pron rag nobody’s looked at in 20 years?

  10. No thanks

    Skankin’ it up CAN pay off, but all her dough obviously goes to drugs and lawyers –

  11. Jack Ketch

    I’m job-searching right now … this piece of filth doesn’t deserve to breathe, let alone make this kind of coin. Fuck. She’s a common-as-dirt thief. There is no God.

  12. Sven Golly

    In fairness $2 million in Beverly Hills is like $200K in more affordable parts of the country. Her unpaid bar tabs probably total more than that. Of course she could earn more if she actually worked at something but we all know that ain’t gonna happen.

    • Abby Normal

      A documented Beverly Hills housekeeper could pull down more than that, if there were any, which there aren’t.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Shopping Spree Brother Cody
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “You don’t have to, sis. I WANTED to go shopping with you.”

  14. assaasda

    A screw-up, druggie, dirty, burden on taxpayers, made 2 mil? she should give it all to us taxpayers for the burden of her going through the court system

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s hard to lift stuff with a camera monitoring your boobies every movement.

  16. Inmate 12236969

    Big deal I bet her cunt still smells like rotten sardines.

  17. Cher X

    And sadly looks no younger or prettier

  18. Little Jimmy

    $1M for showing granny tities?!
    I’m calling bullshit . Unless she was paid in something like Liberian Dollars, which has an 80 to 1 convertion rate, this is just more BS from Dina and/or Steve Honig.

  19. vgrly

    As I sit here in my cubical getting ready for my next meeting with with my bitch of a manager. I unfortunately decided to read this and I am gettin suicidal thoughts. No not really. But I’m feeling pretty goddamn shitty.

    • Cock Dr

      Antidote: think about how many ugly smelly dealers & industry guys she allows into her holes on a regular basis to maintain this oh so glamorous lifestyle. Think about having Dina & Mike as parents. Two million dollars? That’s all gone…I’ll bet she has less than a grand in liquid cash.

      • vgrly

        That made me feel better. You must be a real doctor, Cock doctor.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        You can get something like 50 bones for a semen donation, so I bet she’s got at least a grand in liquid cash swimming around her stomach.

    • I know what you mean, man. 500k and I’d be set for life. This dirty fucking cunt made 2 mill and will piss it away like the wretched fucking lowlife whore that she is. I hope she fuckin dies soon.

      • Schmidtler

        That’s really terrible to wish death on her – her early demise would deprive me of the years of hilarity that would ensue watching her spiral further & further into desperation and poverty, degrading herself more & more to claw and scratch out whatever shreds of fame and money she can get her grubby hands on as her looks fade further and further away. How funny is broke, busted 35 years old LiLo going to be?

  20. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Shopping Spree Brother Cody
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks great. She may be making a quiet comeback. As big of a hot mess as she is, I always find myself rooting for her. I think she’s sexy and she can go a lot further if she gets her head on straight.

    Haters come at me.

  21. See Alice

    Unlike the rest of us She is of the 1% . Good for her !

  22. It thoroughly chaps my ass that she has any money at all, but I don’t understand HOW she does. I would deliberately not buy anything that she endorsed, and most people hate her. Sigh. *Rubs sore cranky noggin.*

  23. cc

    ‘Playboy (December issue but she was paid in 2012) $1 Million’

    They either have money to burn or they need a management shake-up.

  24. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Shopping Spree Brother Cody
    Commented on this photo:

    Sometimes her boobs look great. Just sayin.

  25. El Jefe

    $6,480 to be in a movie? That seems incorrect.
    If she got $300,000 for one movie and $200,000 for another I doubt you could even get her for 10 secs in a movie for $6,480. If she is getting $2,000 to $10,000 for a single tweet, clearly that number is wrong. So unfortunately she is making much more than that.

    • Well yeah, but there’s always those penniless indie flicks that have great cred if you do them. koffPORNkoff

    • EricLr

      Actors will often work for scale if it’s a prestige project (i.e. not a made-for-Lifetime piece of shit).

    • The Canyons, the movie for which she was paid $6,480, is being self-financed by Director Paul Shrader and Writer Bret Easton Ellis. I’d bet money that the whore is doing it because she thinks its a “prestige” project given that Schrader wrote Taxi Driver and Ellis wrote the novel American Psycho. They also cast porn actor James Deen opposite Lohan so my hope is that they use and degrade her like the filthy slime that she is.

  26. This fucking skank should be living out of a dumpster and eating hobo dickcheese for sustenance.

  27. Get Serious

    I’m calling complete & total bullshit on this story.

    First off, she didn’t make $1 Million for her titty flash playboy pics (playboy has confirmed it’s less than 1/2 that, like $400,000). Also, most lifetime movies have total budgets of $200k, so it’s highy dubious that she earned $200k in salary. But, let’s assume they’re right. She gives 10% to her momager off the top, another 5% to her other business manager. She then pays 50% in state & federal taxes. Then, she owes $600k in credit cards, $200k in legal fees, $200k to settle other lawsuits, $100k for bail bonds. She’s spending $750/night in rent at the Chateu Marmont, and $1,500/month in her porsche lease. Not to mention how much money she shoves up her nose or drinks out of the bottle.

    Do the math. Bottom line is, she’s got no money, even if TMZ’s ridiculous story is true. She’ll be a fluffer sucking dicks on porn movie sets soon enough..

  28. Shoot me in the face!

    Oh wait. That’s what Lindsay said to earn her $2M.

  29. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Shopping Spree Brother Cody
    Michael Jr.
    Commented on this photo:

    Just a typical day in the Lohan household.
    Wonder what she did to him when he was younger?

  30. Ralph Wiggins

    Still , she’ll be sharing cough syrup and furniture polish in the park with Bridget Nielson in a few years . Sh hasn’t any work ethic other than the amount of effort required to get in on an eight – ball .

    • Chief Wiggum

      You need to learn how to spell your surname, Ralphie.

      • Ralph Wiggum

        Sorry Dad ,
        I got donut crumbs all over my keyboard while I was practicing my alphabet .

      • Chief Wiggum's Wife

        Ralphie , what are you doing on this immoral site when you have homework to do!!!
        Get off the computer and get going on your Dick and Jane book ! Now !
        Did you hear me ?
        no ice cream or tv if you don’t do your homwork!

      • Chief Wiggum

        S;okay son. Now, go play with Wiggle Puppy and try not to start any more fires.

  31. Briane Pagel

    You’re way off on that breakdown. Lindsey gives bjs for coke. Saves money. It’s like Extreme Couponing for whores.

  32. tom

    She’s so nasty I want to do her but surely there must be a trap hidden somewhere. Like she would get my brain vacuumed through my penis.

  33. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Shopping Spree Brother Cody
    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus….another douchebag cap….I guess they’ll never go out of style because they’ll always be douchebags around.

  34. BSname

    Come on Lindsay you know the lawyers and judges and the people at the rehab place were wrong.
    They have to be wrong because they earned so much less than you.
    You can do as much coke as you like.
    Who are they to tell you to stop?
    Your young, have fun !

  35. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Shopping Spree Brother Cody
    Next...
    Commented on this photo:

    Absolutely will NOT click thru 40 pictures of her again already. I’m done!

  36. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Shopping Spree Brother Cody
    goodlord
    Commented on this photo:

    Well we know she definately drives him around. Next time we see him the bandage will be around his head.

  37. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Shopping Spree Brother Cody
    goodlord
    Commented on this photo:

    “Friend”: Gotta memorize her bank account password so I can go shopping WITHOUT her.

  38. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Shopping Spree Brother Cody
    goodlord
    Commented on this photo:

    Here’s some shit that I picked out for you and Dope, now will you pleeeease hang out with me for one more day?

  39. meh

    Yeah, I’m struggling with my own business I ought to just go mow down a few babies!

  40. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Shopping Spree Brother Cody
    myla
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh Linds, your such an easy target with your antics that I’m sure that all 40 of these pictures will be worthy of “entertaining” comments.

  41. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Shopping Spree Brother Cody
    goodlord
    Commented on this photo:

    Now there’s finally some lifetime friends that got her back. My moneys on Dope, he looks real promising!

  42. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Shopping Spree Brother Cody
    name
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s fantasizing they are walking in slow motion as The Eye of the tiger song plays. Wow, she is so bad ass.

  43. Reality Check

    2 million/yr is nothing for a ‘star.’ She’ll probably be stripping soon.

  44. anonym

    i hope she blows it all.

    this time, i hope she uses her own money to buy her own sports cars, which she can crash herself, and i hope she does not buy car insurance.

  45. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Shopping Spree Brother Cody
    Bumbumbum
    Commented on this photo:

    So she took her brother shopping, but you clearly left out the part where she took Jennifer Love Hewitt husband hunting at McDonald’s.

  46. Anonymous

    As if she’s only going to spend 10% of that on cocaine. I’d say a good 40%, at least, goes to coke and meth.

  47. Burt

    How to make 2 million dollars when you’re a C-list celebrity: hire a photographer to take pictures of yourself stumbling around drunk in your backyard, keep the rights the pictures, and sell them to tabloids.

  48. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Shopping Spree Brother Cody
    It lies
    Commented on this photo:

    “i thought you said you were a size 12″

  49. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Shopping Spree Brother Cody
    Commented on this photo:

    (through her teeth) “If you don’t get out of my shot right fucking now, I will have my drug dealer fill your hat with Sex Wax and beat you with it. Now, smile like I said something funny.”

  50. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Shopping Spree Brother Cody
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe they should all start wearing hats that elucidate their job descriptions. “HANGER-ON”. “WHORE”.

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