Lindsay Lohan’s Being Charged With Lying To The Police As If That Means Anything

And now for another exciting edition of Lindsay Lohan’s Being Charged With A Crime, So Of Course TMZ’s Going To Say She’s Almost Definitely Certainly Going To Jail This Time, Maybe:

We broke the story … Lohan told cops she was NOT behind the wheel of her Porsche when it slammed into the back of an 18-wheeler. Fact is she was — according to multiple witnesses.
Law enforcement sources tell us … the case will be filed as a misdemeanor by the Santa Monica City Attorney … possibly this week.
The charge could spell huge trouble for Lindsay, because she’s currently on probation for the jewelry heist. The criminal filing could trigger a probation violation, and Judge Stephanie Sautner — the jewelry judge — could send her to the slammer for a long, long time.

Of course, Lindsay will never go to jail because the prisons are overcrowded which made me think of something: Remember in The Bible when Pilate gave the people the option between freeing Barabbas, a violent murderer, or letting Jesus go and the people chose Barabbas over Jesus? Let’s skip all that and go straight to nailing Lindsay to a cross. Because, seriously, how long could that take? 10, maybe 15 minutes? I’m free this afternoon.

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