Lindsay Lohan Loves The Homeless Now

September 27th, 2010 // 35 Comments

Because nothing inspires the homeless like a rich drug addict sporting a court-ordered alcohol monitoring device, Lindsay Lohan stopped by the Dream Center Sunday night to hand out purses to homeless teens. You know, so they have a place for all their cell phones, credit cards, make-up, car keys, etc. God, she’s so thoughtful. E! News reports:

According to a source, LiLo’s business manager Lou Taylor, who also was part of her group, is a supporter of the facility and encouraged her to visit.
While there, Lindsay met with children and families, signing autographs and handing out purses to some of the teen girls.
“What a great place The Dream Center is here in LA… had a nice time there today, it’s so important to give back. I feel blessed,” Lohan later tweeted.

Oh, good, she signed autographs. Why, I can almost see a poor, malnourished girl returning to her cot now, hugging a signed photo of a woman she’s never heard of before. “Some day I’ll be addict myself to the richest drug money can buy. I just have to.. ‘Always Clean My Room?!’ Did that bitch seriously write ‘Clean My Room?’ I’m homeless. Where’s my hobo shiv?” (Don’t act like they all don’t have one.)

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Is this the kind of advice you get from professional publicists? Because it seems like the kind of advice you’d get from someone who was going broke selling real estate.

    But then that might just be where publicists come from.

    • It’s kind of hard to believe she still has a manager/publicist/whatever. Mel Gibson’s walked away, for good reason. Saw this on the DM today: pics of Lohan shooting up and making out with Paris Hilton, from 2007. Gaah.

      • THAT Mel ?

        Wait, what? Presuming that Mel did indeed walk away, and it wasn’t Lindsay saying, “please leave me alone you racist, sexist twit”, it still works out far more in her favour that he is gone, not her loss!

        At least Lindsay still has enough life time for a comeback attempt or three. Mel’s only got … a short future and a weird funeral to look forward to.

      • No, no. I meant that Mel Gibson’s publicist/agency/whatever has walked out on him, and I don’t blame them. How you can you represent a trainwreck? And for that reason I’m surprised Lohan still has people. Sorry if I was unclear before.

  2. Richard McBeef

    as a homeless guy, i would happily trade the little bit of crack and booze i spent the past week panhandling for to get a decent blow job.

  3. The Lohans all suck

    What a joke. Like this spoiled bitch of privilege who has done jail time FOUR TIMES identifies with ANYONE, much less homeless teens. Nice photo op for the skank and as usual she ran and tweeted about her humanitarian efforts immediately after.

  4. She probably walked out of their wiping her hands with Hand Sanitizer.

    If she hadn’t drank it all…..


  5. Prolly just clearing out her attic. Iirr she packrats shit to the ceiling at home.. Think of how many vials those autographs will fetch if she ever kicks

  6. Cock Dr

    My god how contrived is this stunt. Purses & autographs for the homeless.
    Whoever is advising her (mommy?) is making things worse instead of improving her image.
    Her image is shot; keep her away from the cameras for a few weeks until all this BS cools down.

    • She’s practicing for her next job I mean charity: Handjobs for the Homeless. She’s looking for different ways of scoring meth, heard good things about the dumbster in the back of this homeless shelter. You know you’ve made it in Hollywood when your manager has threatened the homeless into asking you for your autograph. She has some new gigs lined up after she gets out of jail in November she’s going to be cleaning up dog poop and handing out shoelaces at the civil war reinactment in Ohio.

  7. Viv

    She is such an inspiration, those homeless teens will be very happy to have Lindsay’s purse….so they can sell it and get themselves a better meal.

    I love the boots and how she tries to conceal the monitoring devise. Next thing we know she’ll turn it into a fashion statement, I bet she’ll have a lot of followers on that one.

    • kaili

      yeah sure, i think there was illegal stuff in her purse..lolz! She should go fast to rehab then visit children.
      But yes, boots are very cool, thats it!

    • she should wear the scram proudly. pants on the ground came from jail (belts are verboten cos ppl hang themselves with em), why not make scrams trendy

  8. Bow Down Assholes

    Of course Lindsay loves the homeless. They make cool designs on the grill after she runs them down with her car.

  9. Deacon Jones

    Anyone watch Easbound and Down last night?

    That mexican midget was fucking hilarious

  10. GravyLeg

    And the fire crotch is caught with syringes and the rotten crotch….

    You picked a helluva time to vacation Fish….

    • I don’t think you can credit much from those amazingly low quality photos. One picture says she’s staring directly at the camera when she’s obviously looking at whatever she’s holding, another says someone is injecting her, but it looks more like she’s getting a tattoo. never seen a junkie wear rubber gloves before. The last one says she has a tourniquet on her arm, but it’s clearly her dress strap slipped down.

      The whole thing is a pretty tawdry story someone cooked up to caption some really, really poor quality photos.

  11. Paris

    It’s funny, the title says “Lindsay Lohan Loves the Homeless Now”, but when I read it aloud, it comes out as “Lindsay Lohan Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt”.

  12. Lindsay Lohan Visits a Homeless Shelter
    Commented on this photo:

    is that a little bottle inside the boot? :|

  13. MIke

    Uh, she’s not rich. As you have reported yourself previously.

  14. LJ

    Did she sign up to volunteer? Nah, just a photo op, to try to work the system, then tweeting platitudes filled with “sober speak” to try to scam the judge.

  15. DeeMacD

    Give back???? What does she have, of any value, to give????

  16. DeeMacD

    Maybe the purses contain Paris Hilton’s coke.

  17. If anyone wants to sincerely get better they have to confront themselves, they have to lose their false identity, which in LiLo’s case is going to be very difficult. They can’t be going around giving out autographs and giving out gifts to the less fortunate. To be honest, LiLo truly needs the ol’ rubber room and straight jacket for an indefinite amount of time, and I don’t think she has the nuts for such a treatment.

  18. WEW! there are so many ways to enjoy life, how’s she did like that… poor lindsey, well, that’s what she want and we can’t blame her after all…

  19. Slab

    I would want a used, moist thong from her with some snatch hairs in it.. Put it on my real doll of her then go down on it.

  20. captain america

    the united states are her plagrounds now.

  21. jay


  22. She BETTER love the homeless. At the rate she’s going she’s going to JOIN them sooner or later. Might as well see what they are about now so she isn’t surprised when she makes it all the way to the gutter.

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