Lindsay Lohan Almost Lost A Finger In Boating Accident
“Hey, Lindsay. Did you know clams have coke in them?”
“Gimme that anchor. I’m going in.”
- What I’m guessing happened here. TMZ reports:
Lindsay was enjoying Sunday in the ocean off Turkey when she tried pulling up the boat anchor and became entangled in it.
The anchor pulled her down into the water and she struggled to get back in the boat as she tried untangling herself.
The anchor sliced off the tip of her finger. Her friends went on the hunt and found the detached digit on the deck of the boat. They rushed LiLo to an ER, where a plastic surgeon reattached it.
While this sounds like a likely story, I’m going to go ahead and point you in the direction of Lindsay Lohan’s Instagram where I couldn’t help but notice she’s constantly taking pictures with her finger in her mouth. And loves coke. So you do the math, and it’s snort + blow = holy shit, she bit her finger off.
Jesus Christ, she even has her sister doing it.