It’s Lindsay Lohan In Lingerie

Yesterday, we made fun of Lindsay Lohan using Photoshop like a goddamn toddler uses finger paint – Those kids actually have talent. You’re right, that wasn’t fair. – and yet today we’re going to marvel at someone using it on her correctly because breasts. Which is why men shouldn’t be in charge of anything and deserved to be relentlessly mocked anytime they come screeching onto the Internet about why they’re better than women at anything. I don’t care if it’s video games or hearing direct messages from God that say the uterus is a Jesus cannon to be fired at the enemy. We’ll turn on a dime, and twice if it has tits. *stares at loose change* Where are you hiding them, Eisenhower?!

Photos: Homme Style Magazine