Lindsay Lohan‘s first reaction to anything is to immediately lie her face off and blame anyone and everyone that isn’t her. Except this time around she managed to lie to the police about who was really driving the rented Porsche that found its way smashed into a tractor-trailer, so here’s TMZ pretending that’s going to have any impact at all on her probation. They’re like an Alzheimer’s patient:
Our sources say, when Lindsay was in the hospital getting checked out after the accident, cops from the Santa Monica Police Dept. paid a visit. Lindsay told police she was a passenger in the Porsche and her assistant was driving. But the lie didn’t stick because later Lindsay’s assistant told police Lindsay was behind the wheel.
We’re told police are writing up a report that will include Lindsay’s lie. It’s a crime to provide false info to a police officer. In addition, lying to police could trigger a probation violation in her shoplifting case, which means she faces the possibility of jail on 2 fronts.
In the meantime, if you somehow needed more proof that this is all Lindsay Lohan’s fault, here’s her mother Dina resorting to the most bullshit celebrity excuse in the book that a breakfast rich in gin told her people would actually believe. Via HuffPost Celebrity:
“They were being chased by paparazzi on her way to work and the 18-wheeler ran them off the road. … Thank God they are alive.”
“And then a dingo took the wheel and started aiming for a baby because they really ate that woman’s, you know? But Lindsay tried to stop it and that’s when that 18-wheeler side-swiped her because truck drivers get bored out on the road and like to see animals eat babies. She’s such a responsible actress.”
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“Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…”
Fuckin’ California.
Yeah, they can check out anytime they like but they can never leave.
if it wasn’t for marijuana and the great acid wave of the mid 60′s, california would be the most fucked up state in the union.
even worse than new jersey
California was just fine and dandy when it was filled with Californians. It started getting fucked up when people from all over the US and the rest of the fucking world decided they wanted to live in the Golden State, too.
Die Hard reference FTW DJ
Lindsay lies and the sky is blue. Truer words………
I still think that she (and her sister, who is apparenlty being starved to death by Dina and pimped out as a “model”) would be far batter off if someone would just put a bullet in her mother’s (and father’s, may as well whack Michael while we’re at it) head.
That b&w publicity production photo is freaking me out.
Graphic artist(s) involved are genius….it could pass for Liz & Dick.
Made me forget for a a second that it’s lyin’ Lohan.
I just keep thinking about that poor bastard having to pretend he likes touching that skank.
I bet he’s still in the shower trying futilely to scrub his shame away.
Using Lava and a brillo pad.
Would still germinate on them, so..
Speaking of an actual movie I’d watch, has anyone seen Prometheus yet?
All my sources say: Miss this one, wait for director’s cut.
Fuck, seriously???
Ive been specifically avoiding reading anything about it. Did they cut a shit ton of minutes from it?
Had one friend tell me, “It’s a 3 hour movie that plays in 2.” Just sayin’.
The first director’s cut, the second, or the third? Ridley Scott tinkers afterwards with his movies almost as much as Lucas.
The good thing is that you’ll never have to fear encountering Jar Jar Binks in a ScottFree production.
Well observed. However, he did get the final DC of Blade Runner right. Finally.
I say wait for the remake. You know they’ll have one in 5 or 6 years.
Most reviews say it *looks* pretty. That’s about the best they can say, apparently. Not a good sign for a movie billing itself as smart science fiction.
If they were being chased by paparazzi, then were are the hundreds of photos that would have been taken and posted all over the net by now?
So let me get this straight – instead of getting in the limo which would have been a lousy target for paps in the first place, Lindsay’s idea was to take the Porsche so that she could outrun them? I think Dina’s been drinking whatever’s being used to dye her hair.
She ran out of gold spray paint to huff from a sock?
While Lindsay sure seems to be fucked in the head (proverbially and literally speaking), I’m beginning to think her parents are fucking psychotic. The intensity of their delusions, especially Dina’s, is totally mind-numbing. Can that harpy even wipe her own ass without blaming someone else for shitting out of it?
*where not were
Silly Fish! The dingo was driving all along! It was a carjacking!
Wish the damn Dingo would eat Blowhan along with that waste of space Dina.
I am shocked and chagrined … Mortified and stupefied!
Egregious! Outrageous!
Still would have no idea who she was playing here. If I were shown this picture and somebody said “What screen legend is Lindsay Lohan portraying in this promo shoot?” I’d respond with, “Lindsay Lohan got a job?!”
Why do the police keep pretending that she’ll ever be held accountable for any of her actions? Nobody’s buying it anymore.
Like I’ve been saying: those gay and lesbian porno photographs that dina has of the members of the Los Angeles District Attorney’s office and the top members of the Los Angeles Police Department must be VERY graphic.
I used to think you were saying that in jest.
the best thing the police could do for her is lock her in jail for as long as they would someone of a different class, area and race. it’s for her own good.
Holy shit… it all makes sense now. Look at this first picture. This is a vampire movie. Why else would the producers hire a ridiculously pale and soulless person like LiLo?
We are all equal under the law.
Remember that?
lets be honest, Lindsay looks PHENOMENAL in caption picture for this article.
lets be honest, Lindsay looks PHENOMENAL in caption picture for this article.
sad as it is, this will end with her six feet under. then everyone will have celebrity death amnesia and celebrate her. that’s the way it goes. the people ridiculing and enabling her now will be the same people speaking of how shocked they are and what a waste it is. The only way out of it is for the people around her to stop allowing it. Not saying she isn’t responsible but when her own mother can’t see her enormous faults you know there is no hope. and as nice as it is that people are rooting for her comeback, I think it’s more important to root for her getting healthy first. The chances she’s given – SNL, this movie, she hasn’t earned any of it. And it’s only going to push her further towards her own demise. SAD. I think she will be dead by 30.
I’m thinking she’ll be the next member of Club 27.
“Lindsay Lohan Lied To The Cops”
OMG…say it ain’t so!
I can see the paparazzi chasing her now: “HOLY SHIT, CAROL CHANNING’S STILL ALIVE!”
Must’ve been pretty shitty paparazzi chasing her since not one of them bothered to take a picture of any of this… Funny how that happens.
She lies to herself everyday also, but that isn’t exactly groundbreaking news, is it?
They kept overboard, swam to shore, and were never covered in producer juice ever again. Now go to sleep, Chloe Grace Moretz.
They lept overboard, swam to shore, and were never covered in producer juice again. Now go to sleep, Chloe Grace Moretz.
Read where she is getting into soft porn now. Called Valley, or Canyons or Deep Gorge or some sort of sh*t. We all knew she would end up in porn. The whole family has sh*t for brains.
It wasn’t an official statement that Lindsay gave in the hospital whatever she said won’t be heard in the court of law unless she makes the same claim in her official statement to the police.
Can we just stop focusing in on Lindsay Lohan. I’m all for ridiculing celebs on a daily basis, but this is too depressing. This attention is either feeding her attention whoredom or is dripping her further more into insanity.
sooo hot i want to lick that sexy nipple
she’s fightin she’s fallin down, she’s being grabed,she’s gonna have more bruises, her lovely pink nipples are out, what a good date for that clown she’s with.
i want to lick some titties and a whole lot more
Big tits, loves drugs, sex, booze and has daddy issues. WTF isn’t to like. Lilo, Lilove you xx
Yet poor Donald Crowhurst died at sea..
hot here
“Come on Lindsay, don’t leave…I’ll buy you more coke. I swear I didn’t know it was yours.”
Mmm gimme some of that
She looks to be 50 years old…
“We’ll fix it in post.”
(coming from a typical guy who has NEVER had his pructies done before) he didnt feel out of place and LOVES your personality and how conversation flows easily. I cant wait to have you take ALL of our future pructies in the next coming years
I hope this woman sues Lifetime, she wont get a penny from Lindsey, then with the threat of litigation hanging over their heads, no other company will hire the reckless firecrotch and thus! Lindsey will slowly fade out/start stripping/ OD (although I hope it isnt the latter)
Lifetime deserves to pay for hiring her, they knew the risk. This poor woman I really feel for her she must be devastated.
Maybe she can be the opening act for Octomom.
They could do a video together and I can finally get some use out of my “Welcome Horsemen of the Apoclypse” banner
“Where’s my wallet, Lohan?”
The only thing that Linday Lohan and Elizabeth Taylor have in common is that they are both females.
I remember that costume prosthetic from “Back to the Future” II or III or ‘Rupaul’s Drag Race’ or that damn bar I keep having to drag my husband home from….”
“Nipulareactor ready to pull out and fire at the enemy.” “Just give your word to fire, Sir.
“So much silicone….. so little (screen) time…..”
“Realizing that her “Lee Snap on Nipples” had been overlooked in Wardrobe, Ms. Lohan lobs vile obscenities at her “Lifetime Personal Assistant, Vice President of Talent Relatons” for failing to read her all too transparent mind.”
Just ask your grandparents, Kiddies. Lindsay Lohan has boobs. Liz Taylor had “BOOBS”. What you see in thiis picture is mostly an old Special Effects trick involving excess body fat and duct tape.
Now I know what my Sicilian Grandma meant by “Never trust breasts shaped like large Italian loaves of bread”.
I have a third nipple that is very hard to see because it’s about the size and shape of a Barbie Dolls. It’s looks just like this one.
This is how I’d like to think she was kicked out of the Chateau Marmont.
lindsay i want to love you the way you need me beautiful
such a great actress and beautiful woman and so sexy