Lindsay Lohan Lied To The Cops

Lindsay Lohan’s first reaction to anything is to immediately lie her face off and blame anyone and everyone that isn’t her. Except this time around she managed to lie to the police about who was really driving the rented Porsche that found its way smashed into a tractor-trailer, so here’s TMZ pretending that’s going to have any impact at all on her probation. They’re like an Alzheimer’s patient:

Our sources say, when Lindsay was in the hospital getting checked out after the accident, cops from the Santa Monica Police Dept. paid a visit. Lindsay told police she was a passenger in the Porsche and her assistant was driving. But the lie didn’t stick because later Lindsay’s assistant told police Lindsay was behind the wheel.
We’re told police are writing up a report that will include Lindsay’s lie. It’s a crime to provide false info to a police officer. In addition, lying to police could trigger a probation violation in her shoplifting case, which means she faces the possibility of jail on 2 fronts.

In the meantime, if you somehow needed more proof that this is all Lindsay Lohan’s fault, here’s her mother Dina resorting to the most bullshit celebrity excuse in the book that a breakfast rich in gin told her people would actually believe. Via HuffPost Celebrity:

“They were being chased by paparazzi on her way to work and the 18-wheeler ran them off the road. … Thank God they are alive.”

“And then a dingo took the wheel and started aiming for a baby because they really ate that woman’s, you know? But Lindsay tried to stop it and that’s when that 18-wheeler side-swiped her because truck drivers get bored out on the road and like to see animals eat babies. She’s such a responsible actress.”

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