Lindsay Lohan’s Banging Liam Neeson’s 18-Year-Old Son Now

December 4th, 2013 // 25 Comments
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When you’re an 18-year-old boy, there’s really not a whole lot you won’t fuck. Actually that’s true for any man at any age, but it completely ruins the setup for this joke, so just assume it only pertains to 18-year-old males. I’ll be your best friend. When you’re 18, you’ll fuck anything which is all you need to know going into this story. Page Six reports:

Sources say the 27-year-old actress is cozying up to Liam Neeson’s 18-year-old son, Michael.
The two were spotted Friday partying at hot spot Finale, where spies tell us they snuck off to the women’s bathroom together at one point.

Wait, wait, wait. I may not be hip to kids today with their moving picture GIFs and Miley Cyrus vagina records, but I’m pretty sure blowing a dude for coke in a bathroom isn’t “cozying up” as much as it’s a “drug deal.” Which must be great news to Liam Neeson who has a particular.. list of people that won’t get killed by Hitler. Ha! You thought I was going to say set of skills. You should’ve seen your faces. *jabs sewing needles into your kneecaps, ziplines away with a croissant*

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Side Boob
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Ladies, is that a herpes sore on her right cheek there? Or just a malignant mole?

    • JC

      Not a lady, but I’m going with scab. Which is weird, because drug addicts almost never have skin problems or random wounds on their faces, hands, and arms.

  2. Sounds like the “Taken 3″ plot is writing itself.

  3. Lindsay Lohan Side Boob
    Commented on this photo:

    Im not gonna lie, I’d still hit it…with the risk of VD and all…theres something about her, it’s the slut appeal. Almost like Miley Cyrus, she’s far from physically attractive but those whory sad eyes and the fact that shes sexually exploring the world right now is all i need lol

  4. Lindsay Lohan Side Boob
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that the way to cougar town?

  5. memoo

    The size of Liam Neeson’s cock is legendary. I hear cock size is largely hereditary.

  6. Beer for thought

    Yeah, they totally weren’t doing coke you guys…

  7. anonymous

    I guess to an 18 year-old any sex is good sex especially with a chick well known for blowjobs and anal sex.

    But damn that’s a very young age to have your dick tainted and be forever unclean.

  8. If you are going for a Neeson, Liam is the *only* way to go.

  9. Lindsay Lohan Side Boob
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s so sloppy she makes Kate Upton look tailored and graceful by comparison.

  10. “Listen to me, Michael. The next part is very important. You’re going to get herpes.”

  11. Lindsay Lohan Side Boob
    Brit
    Commented on this photo:

    Are you my father’s girlfriend?

  12. Lindsay Lohan Side Boob
    Brit
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s rocking the classy bag lady look.

  13. Hey Fella, Are You George Zimmerman?

    After that kid finds out he’s going to have to be on meds the rest of his life after messing with that whore, I’ll bet he’ll wish he was the one that slammed head first into that rock.

  14. anonym

    desperate hoebag is fucking anyone these days for money.

    Watch out 16 year old boys

  15. Lindsay Lohan Side Boob
    meshuggah Tits
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mom, is this way to the guy I’m going to blow for coke?”

  16. Lindsay Lohan Side Boob
    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    Would it be easier to compile a list of famous dudes she didn’t fuck?

  17. Lindsay Lohan Side Boob
    famesandwich
    Commented on this photo:

    You have a little bit of bullshit on your face.

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