Because she’s the end result of abusive coke-rattled semen forcibly fired into a gin box, Lindsay Lohan inexplicably ditched her lawyer Shawn Holley, who was literally the only good thing she had going for her, and replaced her with a guy who looks like a mob lawyer straight out of the 70s. Within the first five minutes of representing her in court he hit on the judge then spent the rest of the time rubbing his lucky rabbit foot which even to someone as dumb as Lindsay Lohan, was a sure sign she’s going right the fuck to jail. So now she wants a new lawyer, but surprisingly there’s not one in Hollywood who will accept blowjobs for payment. The gays are just ruining this town. RadarOnline reports:
“Lindsay is absolutely stunned that this is happening to her,” the source said about the starlet being turned down repeatedly by top lawyers. “The attorneys have tremendous respect for Shawn Holley, and they know that Linsday owes her hundreds of thousands of dollars, therefore they want nothing to do with her.”
Some of the lawyers view representing Lindsay as more trouble than its worth, the source said, and believe she will regret firing Holley for a long, long time.
Of course Lindsay Lohan is absolutely stunned this is happening to her. All she did was not pay her last attorney then fire her once she found some shyster who will work for free who she now already wants to fire. She’s practically a dream client, you guys. It’s not fair.
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I went to high school with her Judge, Stephanie Sautner, and we both always got in trouble for TALKING…she was a fun person…you go Stephanie.
Barbara
She seriously looks as if she isn’t really sure where she is. She is going to join the 27 club. Such a shame.
She is 26 years old? Jesus Tapdancing Christ,,,,
“you said if I swallowed and let you do anal I’d be excused so I could hustle more blow , and now I think you were lying to me !
” I slurped your jizz and this kind of effort is what I get !!!!”
“this is the last time I let a lawyer do me doggystyle without letting me snort and 8-ball first “
“blah blah , blah lying…. blah, blah,blah drinking…. blah , blah , blah , stealing … this so boring ! I am sooo bored …. wonder if the baliff has any coke …. where can I score …. Maybe the judge is holding … how can I get into the judges chambers without being seen… Maybe I can get into the evidence locker , there’s got to be tons of coke in their for sure …
Blah , blah, blah menace to society … Blah , blah , blah , sociopath…
“Yeah , the cop never saw me driving , what a dope to belie…..”
truly “Mommie Dearest”
” was that wrong? … I didn’t know that was wrong … I always drink and drive … I always shoplift … I always steal from people at parties … was that wrong ?”
“This bitch is harshing my high !”
100K to fuck this ? I’m thinking more like some 2 for 1 coupons at Burger King
” and he spooged all over my face ! Old man spooge !”
Herber dornk dargle marmp, Garbl.
(thinking) Wow… He’s getting his ass chewed! If I wasn’t drunk and emotionally dead inside, I’d feel bad for him.
Dreams is her future black lesbian cell mate.
“Mom…Why isn’t the Oscar carpet red this year?”
Judge: Your lawyer is an idiot! I hope you’re not paying him!
Lindsay: I’m not, and he’s worth every penny!
Lindsay, for fuck’s sake! Snap out of it, hey!
they both look like plastic surgery freaks