So Lindsay™ Will Be in The Gotti Movie

April 21st, 2011 // 78 Comments

Yesterday, Gotti: Three Generations producer Marc Fiore, who’s turning out to be quite the famewhore which explains his obsession with Lindsay Lohan, went shrieking to the press that she absolutely will not be in his movie after dealing with her management team/mom. Except, just kidding! She’s now back in the movie but not as Victoria Gotti. TMZ reports:

Executive Producer Marc Fiore tells us, Lindsay is no longer going to play Victoria Gotti … but instead will take on the role of John Gotti Jr.’s daughter-in-law Kim — the role once considered for Kim Kardashian.
The turn of events comes hours after Fiore pulled the plug on Lindsay over disagreements with her management — but we’re told Lindsay REALLY wants to be in the film … and personally patched things up with the producer when she heard her people were being difficult.

RadarOnline also reports her smaller role will have a sex scene, so basically Lindsay negotiated her way down to playing an extra who does nothing but flash her tits. Which is hilarious considering just last week people were suggesting she’s stealing roles from Blake Lively. Notice how quickly that’s evaporated to her accepting a part that was just going to be tossed at Kim Kardashian, so you can tell how serious they were about it. “I mean, I guess Lindsay Lohan can play an end table. Those have freckles, too, right?”

Photos: Getty

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  1. She is so pretty. I want to snort coke from her cleavage.

    hahaha.

    • she does look disgustingly cute here :))

      ok so she’s going to be a nude bit player again. worked for her in machete (she was sexy as all fuck in that movie.) but then will she banned from the gotti premiere too?

  2. Dagens24

    Lindsay Lohan once again proving that no matter how much a white person fucks up they will always get another chance.

  3. She is a very cute girl. Sadly, girls like her aren’t interested in nice guys like myself.

  4. Snooki's Taint

    TELL me you wouldn’t bust a nut on that face! Awwww!

  5. Lindsay Lohan Gotti Movie
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    dayum bring on the revlon ads!

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    gaudi
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that she is ‘sober’ it takes both hands to hold her head up.

  7. Randal

    If she had a penis, I’d be all over it….

    Randal

  8. Ed

    It’s a shame she screwed that up. I wonder what the hell they demanded, private trailer with Louis XIV furnishings, two shirtless mens to feed and fan her, and a solid gold toilet?

    • Demanding ANYTHING in her position was her first mistake…

    • Lohan Stole my Necklace

      Yea that was probably just for Dina, too.

      Linds™ just asked for SPF 1500, daily flights to Chateau Marmont to ‘sip water’ and all the Cheetos and Fruit Loops she can eat.

  9. Lohan Stole my Necklace

    So she landed a D-list role in a C-list movie?
    Her career is exploding like her lips.

    • qwerty

      “Lindsay is no longer going to play Victoria Gotti … but instead will take on the role of John Gotti”

      Thought for a while here she was really desperate…

  10. youcandieNOW

    Nice Sears portrait studio poses, bitch.

  11. “and personally patched things up with the producer”

    You mean she gave him a blow job?

  12. Colin

    She gets naked? I’ve always wondered what zombie porn would be like.

  13. horny pig

    Who gives a flying fuck .. show me those lucious tits getting gang raped in porn movie

  14. Lindsay Lohan Gotti Movie
    sooooooosuperficial
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    damn if i don’t recognize that necklace.

  15. Ponkur

    So…. she’s doing softcore porn now? Nice!

  16. See, kids? When you wish upon a star your dreams really do come true. As long as your dreams are being a movie productions’ coke mule and the star you wish upon really wants to see your tits.

  17. I just wish she’d do another Herbie movie.

  18. JOSH

    she looks good here, not like the scrawny drugged out pale monster she looked like back when she was hanging out withn icole richie….

  19. Senor VonBonBons III

    I realize she is a walking disaster who has failed time and time again to reform herself BUT, it is admittedly hard when noone will even let you try to work.

  20. Crabby Old Guy

    Let’s see those closing credits…

    Gaffer…nope
    Best Boy…uh huh
    Key Grip…hmmm
    Coke-addled Whore…Oh, THERE she is!

  21. akewlazzmom

    Wonder how it feels to be “second best” to Kartrashian? You know that’s gotta suck, taking a role that was offered to a no talent, reality “star” (gag) that’s never been an actor. Course, Lindsay™ (lol) has no dignity or shame, so I’m sure it doesn’t bother her as much as it should.

    • Dick Douche, Private Eye

      Ah, but many dudes like me would be willing to pay MONEY to see kardashian’s bare ass jiggle in some sex scene. Quiver like jello. Oh my god, the imagery! I need to, uh, go to the bathroom now. Write more later

  22. Mike Nike

    That sucks!!! I really wanted to see that movie. Oh well.

  23. pillowbiteme

    Said it before and will say it again… it’s good to see her getting back to the matters at hand and giving blowies for parts again. well done milady!

  24. Ron Burgundy

    For some reason this picture reminds me of the female gremlin from Gremlins 2…

  25. The Critical Crassness

    This should be interesting to see…..Lindsay’s scene showing her visiting her “film” father in jail should be the easiest to shoot….just put the camera on her side of the visitation table.The set will be absolutely realistic.However the love scene will be tough to shoot, unless it is a lesbionic one, shot with her cellmate.

  26. Duckface™ wins again.

  27. Jimmy J

    John Travolta and Lindsey Lohan… wow. What a cast.

  28. Jenny with a Y

    “Lindsay REALLY wants to be in the film … and personally patched things up with the producer when she heard her people were being difficult.”

    Translation: Coke don’t pay for itself.

  29. Double chin? What double chin?

  30. Anya

    her mouth looks disgusting and it looks like she has sores on her fake lip.

  31. another glorious day of inactivity

    her mouth looks like she’s been sucking a few dozen cocks for the last few hours and now she has a belly full of sperm. that might not advance her career, but at least she’s full from eating a massive quantity of sperm, so she won’t be hungry.

  32. Matthew

    again she is a Z-Lister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. LJ

    I just looked at the web site for the second movie of the “two movie” deal, called Mob Street – http://www.mobstreetthemovie.com/

    I believe that Lindsay™’s role is portrayed on the right hand side of the screen.

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    Deryn
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    Shoes. Want.

  35. ri

    There is only one movie that has Kim Kardashian in it that I would even consider watching.

  36. Burt

    So, basically she’s going to play Blake Lively’s nephew’s wife…How are they going to make Blake look old enough for that to work?

  37. herbiefrog

    w h a t ?

    these things take time…

    no rushing into anything

  38. Spring Hare

    Her new weird lips are making her nose look all crooked and ugly. Also, who cares about the Gotti’s anymore they are yesterday’s news. This whole thing reeks of a Scientology PR scam to me.

  39. the captain

    well, the expectations weren’t high anyway.

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    Sassy
    Commented on this photo:

    That looks like one of those awkward poses they make you do for senior yearbook photos. And underneath it, the caption will read: “Most likely to be a sometimes lesbian crackhead jewelry thieving firecrotch.”

  41. Captain Slappy

    Yeah…you say that shit about, “Who cares about some fucking GOTTI!”, and then you find a horse head in your bed, and three really fat Italian dudes boning you while you sleep. Hey…you BETTER care about the Gotti’s, before they put your brain to fucking sleep. And nobody but the coke-fiends care about “Lindzor Godzilla” anymore….nobody can afford her habit excepting drug dealers, and Chuckles Sheen. Damn these alien reptiles just get into EVERYTHING when you leave the lids off.

    • are you also afraid of the rest of the people in prison

      so, insted of fucking lindsay lohan, you would rather have 3 really fat Italian dudes fucking your ass hole better? i’ll never understand you gay guys. i voted no on gay marriage. you people are just out for the tax benefits. the majority of the country agrees that marriage should be between a man and a woman.

      • you sound like a closeted homosexual

      • Captain Slappy

        So…you are angry because I made fun of three fat Italian Mafia dudes….or…wait…you can’t read. Fucking giblet-headed motherfuckers. Next time, Vote “Yes” on shutting your fucking cakeholes.

  42. LJ

    So Lindsay™….is now being booked, 120 days and 480 hours of community service BEFORE she goes to trial for the necklace, that was for her parole violation.

  43. Abba Cignetti

    Lindsay is always my favorite,I really like her she’s one of the most beautiful women in the world.
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/bestwrinklecream/5477821449/

  44. Phil

    Having your Mom screw your chances and you go down on the Producer for a bit part…….PRICELESS!

  45. Ehjfhasj Lojhfdshjasd

    No, it’s not matter how much a RICH ENTITLED CELEBRITY fucks up they will always get another chance. Or do you really believe that if OJ hadn’t been stanky rich he would not have got the needle ages ago?

  46. Eric von Drachenberg

    Poor hot mess. I hope she gets better.

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