Lindsay Lohan Is Mad At Jennifer Lawrence Now
Jennifer Lawrence is an Oscar-winning actress, and Lindsay Lohan is a walking, snorting punchline, so on Monday night, the natural order of things occurred on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. Via E! News:
“I puked yesterday. I’m a puker. I’m a big-time puker. I think I have, like, nervous…I think that I don’t stop working, because I’m a show pony. I don’t have a choice. So, I just keep going, I think, until eventually my body’s just like, ‘If we don’t make her barf or pass out, she won’t stop,'” she said. “I get, like, Lindsay Lohan grade exhaustion, but without any drugs or alcohol. I’m always in bed early, but I’m still tired.”
Except while Jennifer Lawrence may have thought she was only making a witty and entirely accurate reference, she just cost herself the respect and admiration of both Lindsay and Ali Lohan. Her career might never recover. Via Jezebel:
I never breathe life into negativity but I stand by my family. Disappointed in Jennifer Lawrence. You lost a fan. @lindsaylohan — Aliana Lohan (@aliana) December 15, 2015
(Fun Fact: Ali deleted her tweet because the Lohan’s definition of standing by your family is a picture of a redhead under a bus.)
— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) December 15, 2015
More importantly, because I literally checked out three pull quotes back and don’t even remember what this post is about, A NIPPLE!
We have fun.
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