Lindsay Lohan The Prostitute Tried To Talk Shit On Jennifer Lawrence The Oscar Nominee

January 17th, 2013 // 34 Comments
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When Jennifer Lawrence won her Golden Globe for Silver Linings Playbook she joked at the podium, “I beat Meryl!” a line from The First Wives Club which everyone made a big deal about because Meryl Streep‘s name can only be mentioned in hushed whispers under a sheet. Surprisingly, one of those people was Lindsay Lohan who suddenly holds acting in the highest reverence which makes sense because she’s always so professional about it. Here’s what she tweeted and people only just now noticed because a knocked-up redneck from North Carolina’s Twitter has been more fascinating:

Words cannot express how much I LOVE Kristen Wiig. And no1 should ever mess with a legend, such as Meryl Streep

Fortunately because (her breasts tell me) she’s awesome, Jennifer Lawrence shut that shit down on Letterman. Via TooFab:

“It was so perfect and I said it and I had no idea Lindsay Lohan would take to the Twitterverse … Twitter is very upset,” she added.
“All of a sudden I hate Meryl Streep,” says the 22-year-old actress. “I wanted to make a public statement like “Hey idiots, it’s a quote from a movie!”

On that note, Jennifer Lawrence is single and clearly loves calling Lindsay Lohan an idiot, so seeing how the stars are aligning here, let me send this out there, and if she doesn’t like it, she can send it right back: If we went on a date, is your acting good enough to pretend you died from leukemia? I’ve always wanted a Heisman trophy.

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  1. inkydink

    Jennifer Lawrence is everything Hohan wants to be and never will be.

    • karlito

      i don’t think Meryl needs to be defended by a crack ho has-been. JenLaw said nothing wrong or disrespectful. Lohan is just looking for attention again. she probably thinks that Meryl Streep will offer to work with her in a movie. what a douche.

      • Except Meryl Streep already has worked with Lohan in a movie—Robert Altman’s A Prairie Home Companion. That was seven years ago, and even back then Streep could see that Lohan needed help.

  2. Cock Dr

    Nowhere in the book does it mention Katniss having great knockers.
    But it is great knockers that puts butts in theater seats.

  3. I cant stand the new wave of teen actors. Most are untalented, washed up losers.

    This chick seems to be the exception. Talented, funny, and as stated above great knockers. Always refreshing when someone so young and rich refuses to take themselves too seriously.

    And Lohan…hahaha.
    I only have to mention the name, what more needs to be said?

  4. Why would Jennifer Lawrence actually waste her time and lower herself to respond to Lindsay Lohan?

  5. Pink

    Who is this person, and why does anyone except for Fish Dude follow LL on Twitter?

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    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    What!? Our photos are not recycled. (Actually, not a bad photo recycle…I’m humping my sofa now). :D

  7. EricLr

    Silly man. The Heisman people *cannot* be fooled!!!

  8. Annie

    I wonder what Lindsay Lohan feels when she sees all these young actresses going higher than she ever did. All she had was tons of hype and a single hit movie filmed ten years ago and a pop album that actually sold well. Mean Girls came out in 2004. 2004. An entire decade passed and she didn’t live up to the promise. So now she sees these girls making bank, topping Forbes lists and being nominated for tons of Awards and I wonder truly what goes through her head now that her leading man is a porn star when it used to be Chris Pine.

    She tweeted one time “What’s an Emma Stone?”

    I tweeted back to her “The career you willingly gave away”.

    She got so much shit for this tweet that she deleted it. Sad that even Karen from Mean Girls has a far more successful career than she ever will, but to be honest Lohan wasn’t even the best part of that movie. It was the script and the true breakthrough was Rachel McAdams.

    • Emma Stone and Jennifer Lawrence are both outstanding actresses and seem to be as decent and human given the microscope that they are all under.

      Lindsay Lohan on the other hand, had the world in the palm of her hand after “Mean Girls” and had the world in the palm of her hand and the sky was the limit. Instead she chose to put dicks in her hand (and other places) and chose Skyy Vodka.

      And no, she has no right to say anything bad about anything until she gets her own shit together. Which I doubt she ever will.

    • KV

      How do you know what LL tweets ? You actually one of her followers or just doing it to torment her ?

    • @Annie
      I wonder if Lilo notices that these girls aren’t covered in gutter dust and trashcan juice. Maybe there’s something easy she can start with. ;)

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    duda
    Commented on this photo:

    gostosa!!

  10. anonymous

    Joking movie quote or not, JL DID beat Meryl Streep. The Twitterverse can go f— themselves.

    LL could f herself too but from what I hear it’ll cost her $100K and she’s broke.

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    brick
    Commented on this photo:

    Nike is missing an opportunity here. Those Lunarglides are 3 model years old. Give this girl some Freebies; Nike!!!

  12. Moo Cow Hunter

    The only thing offending Meryl Streep here is Lindsay Lohan defending her.

  13. After seeing Jennifer Lawrence interviewed a couple of times I’ve come to the conclusion that she is a REAL human being, no bullshit about her. She also seems to be quite bright and surprisingly humble. Did I mention beautiful?

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    JustPrintTheDamnThing
    Commented on this photo:

    ewoijfaosej… enhance… hasdfweraw…. enhance…

  15. anonym

    JLaw >>>> Lilo

  16. kery

    jen looks amazing besides she is a talented actress but lilo mmmmm..;)

  17. Stop fishing for attention Lindsay. You can’t even compare to Meryl or Jennifer. You don’t even deserve to speak their names.

  18. SMB

    …big *LOL* at your closing joke.

  19. skunk

    owned

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    Commented on this photo:

    white girl ass “semi flat”

  21. Annie

    Ladies and gentlemen, I’ll be brief. The issue here is not wteehhr Lindsay broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with her party guests – she did. But you can’t hold an age old tradition of whoring responsible for the behavior of one sick twisted individual. For if you do, then shouldn’t we blame the whole system of talentless party sluts? And if the whole system of talentless party sluts is guilty, then isn’t this an indictment of our entertainment institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg – isn’t this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to her, but we’re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

  22. J

    JLaws comments lack maturity. Don’t say things and not take criticism. Don’t go after a drug addict you rude person. You’re not even that good of an actress. Lindsay could beat the crap out of u. Watch it.

  23. J

    JLaw is a joke. To be a quality actress don’t pick on drug addicts over stuff u said. It’s not LILO’s fault you said that. Ur a joke

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