Lindsay Lohan The Prostitute Tried To Talk Shit On Jennifer Lawrence The Oscar Nominee

When Jennifer Lawrence won her Golden Globe for Silver Linings Playbook she joked at the podium, “I beat Meryl!” a line from The First Wives Club which everyone made a big deal about because Meryl Streep’s name can only be mentioned in hushed whispers under a sheet. Surprisingly, one of those people was Lindsay Lohan who suddenly holds acting in the highest reverence which makes sense because she’s always so professional about it. Here’s what she tweeted and people only just now noticed because a knocked-up redneck from North Carolina’s Twitter has been more fascinating:

Words cannot express how much I LOVE Kristen Wiig. And no1 should ever mess with a legend, such as Meryl Streep

Fortunately because (her breasts tell me) she’s awesome, Jennifer Lawrence shut that shit down on Letterman. Via TooFab:

“It was so perfect and I said it and I had no idea Lindsay Lohan would take to the Twitterverse … Twitter is very upset,” she added.
“All of a sudden I hate Meryl Streep,” says the 22-year-old actress. “I wanted to make a public statement like “Hey idiots, it’s a quote from a movie!”

On that note, Jennifer Lawrence is single and clearly loves calling Lindsay Lohan an idiot, so seeing how the stars are aligning here, let me send this out there, and if she doesn’t like it, she can send it right back: If we went on a date, is your acting good enough to pretend you died from leukemia? I’ve always wanted a Heisman trophy.

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