Let me just preface this entire post by saying porn stars will literally say or do anything for money (See: Sheen, Charlie), so remember that as you read this quote. Via TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan personally helped porn star James Deen reach new levels of prowess — this according to the porn star himself, who says acting with Lindsay was one of the greatest learning experiences of his life.
James was leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills Saturday when he was asked about working with Lindsay in their new film “The Canyons” — and he replied, “Working with her was awesome. She’s super professional. Super great. She’s a fantastic actress … I feel like I learned a lot from her.”
Keep in mind, James Deen is talking about the same Lindsay Lohan who on the set of the low-budget indie he’s talking about, held up production by all of a sudden becoming a person who doesn’t show her tits for money. And on the movie before that, she derailed production no less than three times before eventually giving up and just knocking shit over. So, yeah, I’m sure this is the person who really taught James Deen the fine art of theater even if all he knew before was, “They don’t like it in their eyes. Ha, just kidding, do whatever you want, they’re not really people.”
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Where have all the hotness gone..
Who the fuck are you talking about?
It was all an illusion dude, now the fog has cleared and this is what’s left.
WTF is wth the “Amy Winehouse” make-up ? Gah … it doesn’t suit this trashy-looking red-head.
UGG! I thought the same thing.
Jesus Fuck. When I see all that whorepaint, I’m thinking she looks a lot better looking like shit sitting out on the beach.
What ever happened to Baby Jane?
That it was a great learning experience, I have not a doubt.
She is such a PIG I can barely look at her.
Can you imagine what this piece of shit must smell like in person?
Gack!
She smells perfume. I’m sure she has old lady levels of perfume on. Covers up the used skank smell.
Your Amanda Bynes photos just keep getting worse and worse.
In Deen’s defense, he may be one of the few men on the planet who could probably fake an orgasm but actor he is not. So even from Lohan he could learn a lot.
Another Hollywood so-called actress caught in the spiral of trash and decay.
She taught me that during a non-porn scene, it was inappropriate to cum all over the leading lady’s chest. I don’t know what I would have done without her guidance.
More chins than a Chinese phone book…
she successfully transformed herself into a 53 year old trailer park hooker with unprecedented diva tendencies, a lot to accomplish by your mid-twenties
Lindsay be careful because you now look like a cheap whore.
NOW?
Please tell me you back-dated this post and really said this in 2009.
“He said he was gay, but I blew him anyway. I mean, what am I supposed to do, buy my own cocaine? Ha!”
I’m sure Lindsay picked up a few things from him, too.
LOHAN: “How do the girls you work withdo so much anal without it hurting?”
DEEN: “My mother gave me the best advice for that: ‘Put some butter on it, sugar!’ “
You might be confusing James Deen for Paula Deen there.
Yes. That was the joke. That James Deen is Paula Deen’s son.
*sigh*
so what did I win for guessing right?
So…. $2 Mill (allegedly) in the bank, and the only look she could pull together was Endora-from-’Bewitched’-chic?
And no bashed blue Birkin or pink Chanel purse (gag), either :(
Here’s a summary of what she taught James. Don’t pull your cock out. It’s not that kind of movie.
But Adam Levine says I have to pull it out.
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Jesus. Nasty…
Thanks much “add a photo” feature.
I’m having trouble with it, too.
FUCK ME! She looks like she’s in her 50s here. What a waste.
What the fuck fuckety fuck? How old *is* this tramp anyway?
Holy Christ this face.
Wait this was a charity event? Was she looking for some charity because I’m pretty sure she didn’t contribute.
What Lohan ever contributed to anything ? All they do is leech and suck the life force from everything they touch. I cannot see Kate Majors’ pregnancy lasing to term, even.
Its a guy you fucktards.
And he taught her how to give a blow job.
Note that he never explicitly states that he learned a lot about ACTING from her. I imagine there are many, many things Ms. Lohan could teach us all…. how to camouflage a herpes outbreak, how everyone looks younger laying on their back, how to keep the camera at the just right angle when taking a load in the face….
Good lord what has this moron done to her face?
Wait…is this really her? She looks like she is wearing a sort of mask. But maybe it is because the freckles and tattoos are the same?
Jesus, it’s Betty Davis from “What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?” Of course, Betty Davis was 54 when she shot “What Ever Happened…” (and they intentionally made her look much older than she actually was) and The Disaster is 26 but who’s counting…
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Blech. She’s super creepy looking.
Don’t be mean. She was clearly filming Liz Taylor’s last days.
You mean Taylor’s last days of decomposing, right?
And in a case of role-reversal, here we have Elizabeth Taylor playing Lindsay Lohan.
Yes, I know she’s dead.
My original statement still stands.
not freckles, age spots.
Gah. She looks like a 40-year old fry cook.
She’s about a year younger than me, yet manages to look like my mom
Go and kiss your mother and apologise!
Please… you’re going to tell me that the star of such films as Kunt Fu 1, Pump My Ass Full of Cum 2 and I Came In Your Mom 1,2 and 3 needs acting tips from this crackwhore? The man won the 2008 XRCO Unsung Swordsman award, for crying out loud!
I really feel for this young girl – she has the same puffy alcoholic look my aunt had in her 40′s
If you’re wondering, Lindsay, this one is so breathtakingly bad we can’t even snark at it.
I *knew* she was about due for a Restylane appointment!!!
It’s like I just looked up “grace” in a dictionary.
Want.
What’s super-duper funny is that she thinks all those microphones are in her face because we all still think she’s hot, interesting, and relevant — not because we’re all rubbernecking the train wreck.
Hum… pants, maybe?
Hot.
this is her ‘sexy face’.
This is not news. Women have been faking orgasms for centuries.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! -catches breath – AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Loses eyesight)
*Sighs* “That’s better.”
S
Sad to say I stared in a porn with this hag.. …still has to be better than Lindsy. Just saying.
Four words come to mind as I look at these pics: Brillo pad, comet and clorox.
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How long before she looks like this?
Man it’s 7 a.m., don’t do that. Just about scared the caffeine right out of me. Though you do make a good point.
If they’re going to do a shitty remake Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, she’s a shoo-in for the Bette Davis (she can just channel good old Dina after a few gins for inspiration) role. What’s with the jowls and the makeup? She looks like she’s in her 50s already.