Lindsay Lohan Taught James Deen About Acting

August 15th, 2012 // 88 Comments
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Let me just preface this entire post by saying porn stars will literally say or do anything for money (See: Sheen, Charlie), so remember that as you read this quote. Via TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan personally helped porn star James Deen reach new levels of prowess — this according to the porn star himself, who says acting with Lindsay was one of the greatest learning experiences of his life.
James was leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills Saturday when he was asked about working with Lindsay in their new film “The Canyons” — and he replied, “Working with her was awesome. She’s super professional. Super great. She’s a fantastic actress … I feel like I learned a lot from her.”

Keep in mind, James Deen is talking about the same Lindsay Lohan who on the set of the low-budget indie he’s talking about, held up production by all of a sudden becoming a person who doesn’t show her tits for money. And on the movie before that, she derailed production no less than three times before eventually giving up and just knocking shit over. So, yeah, I’m sure this is the person who really taught James Deen the fine art of theater even if all he knew before was, “They don’t like it in their eyes. Ha, just kidding, do whatever you want, they’re not really people.”

Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. German

    Where have all the hotness gone..

  2. Jack Ketch

    WTF is wth the “Amy Winehouse” make-up ? Gah … it doesn’t suit this trashy-looking red-head.

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    Jesus Fuck. When I see all that whorepaint, I’m thinking she looks a lot better looking like shit sitting out on the beach.

  4. Ruth

    That it was a great learning experience, I have not a doubt.

  5. Buddy The Elf

    She is such a PIG I can barely look at her.
    Can you imagine what this piece of shit must smell like in person?

    Gack!

    • Eddie Baby

      She smells perfume. I’m sure she has old lady levels of perfume on. Covers up the used skank smell.

  6. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
    Jill_Ess
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    Your Amanda Bynes photos just keep getting worse and worse.

  7. Inner Retard

    In Deen’s defense, he may be one of the few men on the planet who could probably fake an orgasm but actor he is not. So even from Lohan he could learn a lot.

  8. tom

    Another Hollywood so-called actress caught in the spiral of trash and decay.

  9. She taught me that during a non-porn scene, it was inappropriate to cum all over the leading lady’s chest. I don’t know what I would have done without her guidance.

  10. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
    LJ
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    More chins than a Chinese phone book…

  11. cj

    she successfully transformed herself into a 53 year old trailer park hooker with unprecedented diva tendencies, a lot to accomplish by your mid-twenties

  12. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
    tom
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    Lindsay be careful because you now look like a cheap whore.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
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    “He said he was gay, but I blew him anyway. I mean, what am I supposed to do, buy my own cocaine? Ha!”

  14. I’m sure Lindsay picked up a few things from him, too.

    LOHAN: “How do the girls you work withdo so much anal without it hurting?”
    DEEN: “My mother gave me the best advice for that: ‘Put some butter on it, sugar!’ “

  15. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
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    So…. $2 Mill (allegedly) in the bank, and the only look she could pull together was Endora-from-’Bewitched’-chic?

  16. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
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    Here’s a summary of what she taught James. Don’t pull your cock out. It’s not that kind of movie.

  17. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
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    Jesus. Nasty…

  18. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
    vandinz
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    FUCK ME! She looks like she’s in her 50s here. What a waste.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
    O'chunt
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    What the fuck fuckety fuck? How old *is* this tramp anyway?

  20. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
    vgrly
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    Holy Christ this face.

  21. vgrly

    Wait this was a charity event? Was she looking for some charity because I’m pretty sure she didn’t contribute.

    • Jack Ketch

      What Lohan ever contributed to anything ? All they do is leech and suck the life force from everything they touch. I cannot see Kate Majors’ pregnancy lasing to term, even.

  22. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
    Frank
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    Its a guy you fucktards.

  23. Roseanne Barr

    And he taught her how to give a blow job.

  24. poppymoss

    Note that he never explicitly states that he learned a lot about ACTING from her. I imagine there are many, many things Ms. Lohan could teach us all…. how to camouflage a herpes outbreak, how everyone looks younger laying on their back, how to keep the camera at the just right angle when taking a load in the face….

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    memmememe
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    Good lord what has this moron done to her face?

  26. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
    milkshake
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    Wait…is this really her? She looks like she is wearing a sort of mask. But maybe it is because the freckles and tattoos are the same?

  27. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
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    Jesus, it’s Betty Davis from “What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?” Of course, Betty Davis was 54 when she shot “What Ever Happened…” (and they intentionally made her look much older than she actually was) and The Disaster is 26 but who’s counting…

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/15/Attachment-253706-166_156.jpg[/img]

  28. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
    anonymous
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    Blech. She’s super creepy looking.

  29. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
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    Don’t be mean. She was clearly filming Liz Taylor’s last days.

  30. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
    The Pope
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    And in a case of role-reversal, here we have Elizabeth Taylor playing Lindsay Lohan.

    Yes, I know she’s dead.

    My original statement still stands.

  31. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
    Tati
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    not freckles, age spots.

  32. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
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    Gah. She looks like a 40-year old fry cook.

  33. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
    noname
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    She’s about a year younger than me, yet manages to look like my mom

  34. Please… you’re going to tell me that the star of such films as Kunt Fu 1, Pump My Ass Full of Cum 2 and I Came In Your Mom 1,2 and 3 needs acting tips from this crackwhore? The man won the 2008 XRCO Unsung Swordsman award, for crying out loud!

  35. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
    Mama Pinkus
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    I really feel for this young girl – she has the same puffy alcoholic look my aunt had in her 40′s

  36. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
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    If you’re wondering, Lindsay, this one is so breathtakingly bad we can’t even snark at it.

  37. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
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    I *knew* she was about due for a Restylane appointment!!!

  38. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
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    It’s like I just looked up “grace” in a dictionary.

  39. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
    YeahYeahYeah
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    Want.

  40. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
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    What’s super-duper funny is that she thinks all those microphones are in her face because we all still think she’s hot, interesting, and relevant — not because we’re all rubbernecking the train wreck.

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    Gougoune
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    Hum… pants, maybe?

  42. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
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    Hot.

  43. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
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    this is her ‘sexy face’.

  44. Gabe Kaplan

    This is not news. Women have been faking orgasms for centuries.

  45. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
    ayo
    Commented on this photo:

    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! -catches breath – AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
    (Loses eyesight)
    *Sighs* “That’s better.”

  46. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
    joe
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    S

  47. Lindsay Lohan Will.i.am Charity Event Will Power
    Porno
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    Sad to say I stared in a porn with this hag.. …still has to be better than Lindsy. Just saying.

  48. logan

    Four words come to mind as I look at these pics: Brillo pad, comet and clorox.

  49. [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/16/futurelohan-340_387.jpg[/img]

    How long before she looks like this?

    • logan

      Man it’s 7 a.m., don’t do that. Just about scared the caffeine right out of me. Though you do make a good point.

  50. FastFoodLocal151

    If they’re going to do a shitty remake Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, she’s a shoo-in for the Bette Davis (she can just channel good old Dina after a few gins for inspiration) role. What’s with the jowls and the makeup? She looks like she’s in her 50s already.

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