Not Even Porn Stars Will Admit To Having Sex With Lindsay Lohan Now

By: The Superficial / July 5, 2012

First, let me point out the lead photo is an Instagram of Lindsay Lohan going back to being a ginger after dyeing her hair for Liz & Dick which somehow, despite the fact it starred her, actually wrapped and without the set being reduced to a smoldering crater in the ground that smells of tobacco and freshly ran over baby. I didn’t think she had in in her.

And speaking of being in her, here’s Lindsay’s The Canyons co-star porn star James Deen denying he’s having sex with her even though they’re repeatedly being photographed together like these shots from last night of them coming out of a bar, a scenario in which even a ham sandwich has a shot with her. “Ohmygod, is that mustard? You should come in for a drink. In my vagina.” Via Animal New York:

“I can definitely honestly say Lindsay Lohan and I are not having sex!”
Wouldn’t he tell me? “I think I would tell everybody.”
“I don’t know anything about her except for that she’s a really nice, down-to-earth, normal twenty-five-year-old girl. We went to a business dinner and she was very professional. She drank coffee and water. Then she had to call for a car because she couldn’t walk ten feet from the door because of the paparazzi.” Deen seems a little riled up, protective.

Keep in mind, this came one paragraph below James Deen revealing he’s taking his first break in eight years from banging hollow, empty, used-up women with crime-scene looking naked parts seven days a week. But don’t even think about suggesting he nailed Lindsay Lohan. There are lines you just don’t cross, alright?

Photos: INFdaily