Not Even Porn Stars Will Admit To Having Sex With Lindsay Lohan Now

First, let me point out the lead photo is an Instagram of Lindsay Lohan going back to being a ginger after dyeing her hair for Liz & Dick which somehow, despite the fact it starred her, actually wrapped and without the set being reduced to a smoldering crater in the ground that smells of tobacco and freshly ran over baby. I didn’t think she had in in her.

And speaking of being in her, here’s Lindsay’s The Canyons co-star porn star James Deen denying he’s having sex with her even though they’re repeatedly being photographed together like these shots from last night of them coming out of a bar, a scenario in which even a ham sandwich has a shot with her. “Ohmygod, is that mustard? You should come in for a drink. In my vagina.” Via Animal New York:

“I can definitely honestly say Lindsay Lohan and I are not having sex!”
Wouldn’t he tell me? “I think I would tell everybody.”
“I don’t know anything about her except for that she’s a really nice, down-to-earth, normal twenty-five-year-old girl. We went to a business dinner and she was very professional. She drank coffee and water. Then she had to call for a car because she couldn’t walk ten feet from the door because of the paparazzi.” Deen seems a little riled up, protective.

Keep in mind, this came one paragraph below James Deen revealing he’s taking his first break in eight years from banging hollow, empty, used-up women with crime-scene looking naked parts seven days a week. But don’t even think about suggesting he nailed Lindsay Lohan. There are lines you just don’t cross, alright?

Photos: INFdaily