Not Even Porn Stars Will Admit To Having Sex With Lindsay Lohan Now

July 5th, 2012 // 37 Comments
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First, let me point out the lead photo is an Instagram of Lindsay Lohan going back to being a ginger after dyeing her hair for Liz & Dick which somehow, despite the fact it starred her, actually wrapped and without the set being reduced to a smoldering crater in the ground that smells of tobacco and freshly ran over baby. I didn’t think she had in in her.

And speaking of being in her, here’s Lindsay’s The Canyons co-star porn star James Deen denying he’s having sex with her even though they’re repeatedly being photographed together like these shots from last night of them coming out of a bar, a scenario in which even a ham sandwich has a shot with her. “Ohmygod, is that mustard? You should come in for a drink. In my vagina.” Via Animal New York:

“I can definitely honestly say Lindsay Lohan and I are not having sex!”
Wouldn’t he tell me? “I think I would tell everybody.”
“I don’t know anything about her except for that she’s a really nice, down-to-earth, normal twenty-five-year-old girl. We went to a business dinner and she was very professional. She drank coffee and water. Then she had to call for a car because she couldn’t walk ten feet from the door because of the paparazzi.” Deen seems a little riled up, protective.

Keep in mind, this came one paragraph below James Deen revealing he’s taking his first break in eight years from banging hollow, empty, used-up women with crime-scene looking naked parts seven days a week. But don’t even think about suggesting he nailed Lindsay Lohan. There are lines you just don’t cross, alright?

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  1. Eddie Baby

    Admitting to having sex with Lohan is admitting to having been exposed to endless STDs. Porn stars have to be clean or at least appear to be.

  2. VAnne

    I’m ashamed to admit I love that guy. But gosh, of course he wouldn’t fuck Lindsay. At least the nasty women he does everyday are ordered to get tested every month or they won’t be allowed to work. When was the last time Lindsay got tested? Legit question. There would go his career.

    And seriously though, it’s a sad day when everybody worries that Lindsay will corrupt a man who likes to spit on, choke, slap and do all sorts of rapey videos. And boy would she really mess him up. He’s got her back now that he wants to be a legit actor and desperate to sign for this part already (he hasn’t), but wait ’til he has to put up with ONE production setback with Lindsay.

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    VAnne
    Commented on this photo:

    Please don’t sleep with her James!! D:

  4. tlmck

    James Deen? Really?

  5. EricLr

    I think it’s safe to say he’s gay. I think it’s also safe to say that he must have brought his rape whistle with him on that businesses dinner. Otherwise he would be crying in a shower somewhere right now instead of giving interviews.

    • Yeah, because when it comes to Signs of The Gay, “banging thousands of women” is right up there with “knowing the names of shoe designers.”

      • Emma Watson's Vagina

        most porn stars usually start out by doing gay porn first. then work with the opposite sex. and they have what are known as fluffers in the industry. so if he is gay, he would have a guy fluff him so he could bang the women in his film.

      • You do know that the fluffers on the set of straight porn movies are female, right?

        If James Deen had ever done gay porn, trust me, it would be circulating every gay torrent site on the internet, labeled “ZAMGJAMESDEENGAYPRONSQUEEEEEEE.”

      • Kojak

        Gay, like the majority of the porn actors. Gay isn’t the man that don’t have sex with women, but the one that desire and made sex with another man. Still, maybe Lindsay just wanna be introduced to his fist pal…

  6. El Jefe

    James Deen is a pretty cool guy and yeah, admitting to banging her is probably a death sentence in the porn business.

    • VAnne

      It’s also especially sad when she looks more hagard and banged up than most of the girls her age in that industry. Those girls do the nastiest things in camera everyday but look healthier than Lindsay. He would really be lowering his standards.

  7. Urvag

    Well when your firbush starts to grow fungi even pornstars have their limits…

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    Rando Calrissian
    Commented on this photo:

    I see what you did there… first post after the 4th:
    Red: hair
    White: pastey skin
    Blue: Blue Waffles/the reason for this story!!

  9. She CAN’T be tested. Swabs burn, slides break, and even full HazMat gear is not enough to get a sane doctor near something he does not need a microscope to recognize as virulent.

    Especially when it seems to be attempting rudimentary communication and reaching for sharp things.

  10. theoriginal LJ

    He said he’s not having sex with Lindsay. He didn’t say he’s not getting Blow Jobs.

  11. YoMamma

    The most shocking part of this story is that she’s 25… and that he claims he was able to recognize that she’s 25. Riiiiight.

  12. Dick Hell

    It’s not that there aren’t people who would bang Lindsay, it’s just that every entrance is crammed with reserve cartons of cigarettes.

  13. theoriginal LJ

    ….and why you might ask did Lindsay dye her hair back to it’s original red? Is it so that her “merkin” will match the top in her full nude scenes with Peter Deen?

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    Brought It
    Commented on this photo:

    Lindsay thought it was Halloween and dressed up like a clown.

  15. “We went to a business dinner and she was very professional.”

    He’s in the porn business. A Business dinner in his line of work means she had some meat for dinner with a cream sauce.

    Since she was very professional, she took orders on how to handle the food.

  16. Kojak

    Who is next? Ron Jeremy? Peter North? Charlie Sheen?

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    ayo
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t understand. She’s got the cash for all this botox and fillers but she can’t get lipo for her double chin? He’s had that going on for way to long. So fucking gross

  18. Danuu

    Fuck, it pains me to admit it’s stil; one of my dreams to ride her all night, as banged up and disease-ridden as she is.

  19. none

    How fucked-up are porn chicks when Lindsay is considered a “down-to-earth, normal twenty-five-year-old girl”?

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      Are you sure you would like to know the answer to that one?

    • VAnne

      Read James’ GQ article. Very enlightening. In one week he shoots with four girls:

      Girl #1 is 18 and tells everybody (proudly) how she was pimped at 9 years old by her brothers for drugs. She also sends her mom a picture of her blowing one of the porn stars.

      Girl #2 clearly can’t stand James but has to fuck him anyways. He’s not happy that she didn’t fall for his charms.

      Girl #3 can’t stop sobbing after a very hardcore threesome with James, who left the set immediately after he was done, never checking up on the girl he just tortured, fisted anally and choked.

      Girl #4 talks about wanting to do this guy and his dad and is not fazed at all by James talking about pimped out Girl #1.

      That industry is shady, skeevy and all those women are beyond damaged. Lindsay “White Girl Problem” Lohan has had it too easy all her life.

      • whosyourdaddy

        that’s not all true

        they probably just wanted to make it sound crazy

        porn is just a job like any other and in my opinion the porn girls are the most beautiful
        have you seen georgia jones? she’s fucking hot, beautiful face and perfect body and she only does girls
        have you seen capri? she was one of charlie sheens girls and she’s fucking gorgeous and amazing body
        you wont find pretty girls like that in hollywood
        He could fuck lindsay if he wanted to but why would he? he’s been around way hotter girls than her and uninhibited too

  20. Anonymous

    Looks like Lindsey got blow on her mirror in that first pic.

  21. James Deen makes some awesome pornos. I know I would fuck her, but I don’t get nearly as much as he does. It’s not even funny.

  22. Lindsay Lohan James Deen
    footballisus
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a boozed out (Mommiy Dearest) Joan Crawford!

  23. I wouldn’t want to have sex with a 90 year old either.

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    AustrianGold
    Commented on this photo:

    ew nice makeup… youre not elizabeth taylor you cum dumpster!!

  25. Lindsay Lohan James Deen
    AustrianGold
    Commented on this photo:

    i HATE her mouth

  26. Max

    Again? Fuck you, douchebag!

  27. I’ll admit to it.

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