Lindsay Lohan Is Topless, Back To ‘Werk’

May 19th, 2014 // 31 Comments

Because $300 extra gets you a photographic souvenir of your encounter, here’s a topless Lindsay Lohan at Cannes where according to her Instagram she’s back to werk. And if you’re wondering what the hell “werk” means, it’s pretending to read scripts when you’re really banging international clients who fly you in by private jet. It’s all part of the acting process. You wouldn’t understand.

Photos: Instagram / Vantagenews/AKM-GSI

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  1. “Werk” is a perfectly adequite spelling.

  2. She’s got the right idea covering her face with her hair. Now she just needs more hair. And a parka. And to disappear.

  3. There’s always porn. But I don’t think she can even get “werk” in that industry because she would need to pass STD tests.

  4. if you look at that guys instagram they have been hanging out for a few months

  5. Her drug dealer, I presume?

  6. I believe “werk” is derived from the Latin meaning, “Wang Mouthifier”

  7. damn, she couldn’t even smoke the ‘after sex’ cigarette before the shameless selfie with her john. ‘werk’ indeed.

  8. If the price ever actually goes down to $300, I’m in.

    • A single BJ gets you to Cannes? No I think bukkake rather. Urban dictionary ,”Hey honey, do you want to go engage in a 100 man bukkake session? Good. Don’t bother having dinner tonight alright? Oh, and don’t bother going to the spa for a facial today either. You will receive both courtesy of the city fire department’s entire staff tonight at the firehall. Oh, and don’t wear anything nice. We’ll just throw your clothes straight in the garbage when we’re finished. Hope you like semen!”
      Priceless

  9. Lindsay Lohan Cannes Drunk
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Those look like some shady mother fuckers

  10. Swearin

    Why does this photo have Andre 3000 in it?

  11. So basically like porn, once you get older and not as in demand, you end up doing black guys. This is Lindsay Lohan’s life. lol

    • Guest

      Yes, Donald Sterling, you ignorant ass. Anyway, that guy is gay for your information. It’s Manny and he’s known around England.

  12. Robb7

    Reduced to saggy tits and zits

  13. “This guy just fucked me in the ass!”
    “This stupid bitch thinks I’m actually gonna pay her!”

    It’s like the “I’m With Stupid” t-shirt for our times.

  14. Donald Sterling would have a field day with this pic!!!

  15. Guess who just got AIDS!

    (simultaneously)
    “This guy!” “This girl!”

    (simultaneously)
    “Hey!”

    and then they laugh, and do some more coke.

  16. anonym

    At this point, Sharon Stone is more appealing than Lindsay

  17. anonymous

    What’s up with ex-Disney tartlets surrounding themselves with drugs, sex and black guys once Disney boots them from the Kingdom?

  18. Lindsay Lohan Cannes Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    Her legs look like dehydrated chicken wings. So do her arms.

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