After watching her manage to duck jail while still drinking with a SCRAM bracelet on these past few months, it’s becoming painfully obvious Lindsay Lohan blew Satan at some point. And now on top of that, TMZ has uncovered the reason her 2007 DUI arrest was plea bargained so quickly despite the fact she was driving around shit-faced with half of Colombia in her pocket:
The officer “discovered a folded Clinique sun care card with an unknown substance caked on to the surface of the card in Lohan’s right rear pocket.”
The report goes on: “Some of the white substance fell to the floor. I used my foot to see what had fell but thought nothing of it. I did not recognize the substance attached to the card and initially thought the substance was a wet crushed breath mint.”
And now it gets good: “I put the card into the jail trash can next to the booking windows. I was looking at the floor and began to recognize the substance as resembling powder cocaine. I then recovered the card from the trash.”
The cop says the coke was in the trash for about 2 minutes. He put the card in an evidence envelope, then scooped up the coke that had fallen to the floor and placed it in a separate evidence envelope.
In short — EVIDENCE CONTAMINATION!!!
At this point, I’m convinced Lindsay Lohan could stab an entire day care, snort coke out of each child’s chest wound and somehow the only witness would be a deaf-blind-mute janitor who swears to God a bunch of black guys did it. Stop me if I’m making too much sense.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
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what a lucky stupid bitch
Dumbest cop of the year award, anybody?
Do police officers not have to be intelligent enough to use proper grammer in an official police report?
“used my foot to see what had fell”
Fallen? Anyone? No?
This idiot can’t tell the difference between coke and a “wet crushed breath mint”, and you’re biggest issue with him is his grammar?
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Notice how far apart they are.
Er, grammar, anyone ??
Exactly. I like how she corrects his grammAr, yet can’t even spell the word. Sweet life.
It just shows how stupid all of you are for arguing over this stupid shit. And now I’m doing it arghhhhhh.
There is a point where such bad typing is like a speech impediment, but there is also a point where it’s just tightassed worrying over nothing. If it gets the point across, that is the main thing.
Wrong. You’re an idiot if you can’t spell.
She groth!
How long til she begs to do ads for TIC TACs?
i would still like to see her enjoying a cock
She is just a festering scab that needs to pulled off and thrown away. What a pathetic life and existence.
So, Lohan or Tila: which one do you want to OD first?
Tila, in a NY minute. They’re both attention whores, well…okay they’re both just whores period, but at least Lindsay has done something other than just be a whore.
It’s Hollywood, California 2 different sets of Laws for citizens. But then again what else is new?
What useless cunt.
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2 different sets of laws…
slag.
Hard to believe a cop in LA would first think “crushed breath mint” when in the process of arresting this drunk & coked out bitch. Obviously he was a fan. Or something. Also, her fish lips are revolting. Does she actually think that looks good? I bet she spits when she talks. I’m with barroom hero. Slag!
I wouldn’t eat her fire freckled stank ass puss puss if you paid me.
She didn’t blow Satan, fish. She blew the cop.
WTF does “half of Colombia” mean? bro that shit is racist and degrading and not to mention in bad taste to include a country that’s at least trying to rid themselves of this label with that fake, racist, stupid, vapid and useless cunt.
Columbia is a drug reference, it’s it’s more of a fact rather then being racist. It’s not like he said “full Colombia”. Political correctness gone stupid.
It means a shit ton of coke comes from Colombia dumbass. Ain’t nothing racist about that fact.
If you want non-offensive BS get the fuck out of here and hit up cnn.com or something. You won’t be missed.
Where’s Randel, we need him here to tell us how great Colombia blow is.
Its typical of Americans to use the “columbia” reference for drugs. The hypocrisy of these folks is maddening. Its the same country that gives us white catholic priest that molest little boys and a culture of Hollywood stars where everyone has a sex tape. Dont worry Alejandro…the rest of the world knows what these people are!
Come on Nat everyone knows Columbia’s the land of drugs, just like Greece is full of queers; England is full of a@@holes and ugly women, and Mexico’s full of midgets. Hope I don’t offend anyone with that!!
Colombia produces around half of the world’s cocaine and most Cocaine in the United States comes from Colombia. He didn’t just pull that “joke” out of thin air.
If you wanted politically correct, you came to the wrong website.
Think she will O. D. this year?
Totally lucky. Stupid cop. Anyone find it interesting that a cop could throw away your possessions? Granted it is just a card with no value – but that isn’t for him to judge. How does he have that right?
when she does die and by the way she’s going, it looks to be inevitable. maybe two years tops. its pretty sad that if it wasnt for the TMZ or sites like these we all would have forgotten about her years ago.
Fire that re-tard. Any cop that pull out a white powdery substance an doesn’t ASSUME its coke is a moron. She promised to blow him or get him on set for a something, gimme a break
nah. the cop probably hooked her up.
Cops are just 12th graders with badges.
she looks like 45 yr old women that drank,smoked and sun worshiped her whole life can’t believe she is 23. wow don’t want to see her in 20yrs yikes!!! not to mention she needs to lose the trashy blonde hair she so much prettier with red.
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I just threw up a little in my mouth….although I was sniffing her panties I skyped from her locker at the gym, hehe….
Ok maybe its just me, but did anyone else find it funny that the word ‘duck’ was used in that caption when her lips look like that. I just assumed it was part of the joke. and i agree the cop banged her. So somewhere in cali there is a cop with a green whithered penis
clownpenis.fart
Aw God, the face, no…!
Yo paps, please stop taking pitures of her face and keep digitalizing those chest puppies before they melt into the Pacific ocean.
Apparently Lilo is still upright (mostly) & breathing in & out. Good girl; stay alive.
Unlike some here I do not wish death on this pathetic, mentally ill addict.
But a long stretch in the cooler would be the right thing.
I HAVE drank, smoked and sun worshiped my whole life, and at 45 I look 10 times better, even with the trashy blonde hair. Huh.
I still see an ANUS in her mouth.
…….WEIRD?
She was said to be found by her fans on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named [Ri ch ki ss.c om] but it has not been confirmed by her yet.
Why come on here, i tall u go sleep an aenting rabege
Oooh come in my home and clean all . . . . .
LIndsey is depressed. If you don’t see this you’re ingnorant. She was born with a medical condition that casued her to have freckels and red hair.
She has been hurassed so much for this condition that she finnally snapped.
Had she not had this condition she probably would have brown hair and be freckless and tan. She hasa lot of haters who discriminate agains her based on these things something she can’t help. Some poeple tell her to not be fake but when she is natural people discriminate against her even more.
The meds she is on are for depression. She can’t go off them right away because if she does it could Kill her. GOing to Jail big deal. But to discrimainate against her based on a medical condition she was born with is jsut plain prejudice. She has athma to so for people tryin to not let her breathe are just as guilty. Also to all those people making threats against her I will start reporting them becuase it is not cool to threaten soemones life especially on something they can’t help.
Be nice people