Lindsay Lohan is Taking Awesome Care of That Range Rover

January 10th, 2011 // 68 Comments

Last Thursday, only three days after getting out of rehab, German Independent in Hollywood handed Lindsay Lohan the keys to a Onyx Range Rover presumably to get her to tweet this. Hopefully the car’s not a loaner because, Jesus Christ, is she beating the hell out of it. Posted below the cut is a video of Lindsay closing her garage door on it only to essentially scrape the entire back when she still doesn’t pull up far enough. Now I know the argument’s going to to be that the paparazzi distracted her, except that’s horseshit considering he’s across the street while she’s closing the garage plus here are pics of them giving her Escalade a jump and tagging along to the doctor’s with her dad. They’re practically like family. It’d be like trying to say a fish was distracted by water. However, if someone wants to argue this is a post about women being death machines behind the wheel and therefore not new information, you’re right, and I’m better than that. My apologies.

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News / Video: INFdaily

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  1. Josh

    You know that is an Escalade and not a Range Rover right?

    • Drew

      The video was a Range Rover, the vehicle getting a jump was an Escalade. Both clearly stated by Fish.

      Swing and a miss, Sherlock.

  2. JayGee

    FIRST!!!!

    Also, its a Caddy, not a Range Rover…

  3. Mortimer Duke

    Can we serve up something else than this mess today? This site is becoming all Lindsay – ALLL the time.

    • lightdragon

      better than Snooki. and trust me it’s not. If you do not believe me go to WWTDD . link is below. between The Superifical and Whitneyport. And if you want to see bad script go there. About three years ago I would say the place was funny. just before they got affiliated with Penguin press(Before celebuzz) they got stale. and completely ignored facts. pretty much it worse than reading a tabloid. and spammers would spam for months. then it got to the point where it was in bad taste and was satrical or funny.someone surviving a cancer they would knock them. There are things which are not in good taste. you have to have limits. Perez Hilton has his. It gets to the point where reading it makes you feel numb. and they totally ignore the commenters.

      unless they have a complaint then they bann them. and if you wanna jerk off to chicks in bikinis or other sexy outfits there are plenty of other places to go.
      for that place the average person could only take about a year.

      then they had the contest of hot chicks posing. pretty much all it did was show you that the celebs here like LiLo,Paris hilton the lard ass sisters and a few others aren’t the biggest whore around.

  4. Lindsay Lohan
    Dr. Rhino
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not a Range Rover…That’s a Cadillac Escalade!

  5. Dave

    they are jumping an escalade.. not a range rover

  6. Lindsay Lohan
    a
    Commented on this photo:

    thats an escalade not the onyx range rover

  7. Boogity

    haha!! Women are bad drivers!!! God Fish, that joke would have been hilarious….if it were 1953.

  8. GravyLeg

    Hey, did anyone notice that is a Caddy not a Range Rover?? *smirk

  9. Not really sure what the pictures of the Cadillac have to do with anything. Seriously, do we just get random photos with no context or content now? It’s hard to have witty commentary with material this weak.

    Ok, I’ll give it a try: $50 says that black dude is telling everyone today “hell no that ain’t my Hyundai!” .

    • LovinIt

      FAIL!!!

    • Melissa

      I think he was trying to make the point that Lindsay cannot blame the paparazzi for her bad driving because they do help her out when she needs them. He does mention it’s an Escalade too. It really is a pointless post tho, Lindsay doesn’t need this much attention from anyone!! The bitch can’t drive. We know this. Move on…

  10. Freedumb ain't free

    having that jackoff hounding me would get annoying

  11. Lindsay Lohan
    Greg Zangus
    Commented on this photo:

    Not a Range Rover in pics! Big difference between a Range Rover and a Cadillac Escalade.

  12. j-sin

    BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  13. Cock Dr

    Insurance companies rate women better drivers over men. There are sound reasons for this….women get into fewer accidents & have fewer traffic tickets.
    LiLo is doing her best to change this. She could singlehandedly raise the car insurance rates for all of California.
    Dumb irresponsible bimbo….

  14. what more can you say

    THAT’S OUR LINDSAY

  15. Lindsay Lohan
    Boo
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes it is a Cadillac?

  16. Slick

    The pictures of the Cadillac are from another time when the paps gave her a jump start to try and illustrate that the paps are Lindsay’s friends. The car in the video that she is pulling in and out of the garage is a Land Rover, Range Rover Onyx.

  17. Sonny the Cuckoo Bird

    The car dealer should attach a large picture of a nanny pushing a baby carriage on the wall opposite the garage door. Presto! Parking problem solved.

  18. Polk

    Love her blow jobs lips.

    looking good.

  19. Turd Ferguson

    Worthless human being. Right back to acting like a diva and trying too hard to be seen everywhere. Just die Linds, please.

  20. Johnny Cage

    Oh come on. She was just trying to get away from the Pap asshole. He might as well have latched himself on the roof. Of course if you’ve got them on your tail it’s going to cause frantic driving. You can see she was practically trying to get in even before the door fully opened.

    Women in general are bad drivers, but in the case of the Paps, what are you gonna do?

  21. Hank

    When is she going to stop ignoring her calling in life and start doing porn???

  22. anon

    Lindsay isn’t the moron. It’s the people and companies that keep throwing money at her that are.

    She gets a free Landrover from a dealership for 2 seconds of her time to tweet about it?

    Why would she care about it? She didn’t have to work for it and someone else stupid will come along and hand her another free vehicle.

    Personally I think the IRS needs to audit her ass. I guarantee she’s arrogant enough to think she can get away with tax evading. After all she’s probably done it for years.

    • Trollfacedot jaypeg

      I know they really give a fuck if you got a problem with it, while they laugh it up and make plenty of money off of the publicity she gets. Keep kicking em while they’re down. Did you also hear that Mel Gibson beat up his Russian wife?

  23. I think we are missing the point here. The Dealership GAVE HER A RANGE ROVER??? Who the FUCK is running that dealership Charles Manson??? I guess if they are trying to promote how tough their vehicles are they can say Range Rovrs can survive even the toughest conditions, like being driven by Lindsay Lohan, but still … think of the children!!!!

  24. Rhialto

    That’s a pleasant surprise. Is she getting rehabilitated or something?

  25. Euroman

    I have a bet with a friend that she will be her old drunk, drugged-out and car-wrecking self by Valentine’s Day.

    What do you guys think are my odds of winning the bet?

  26. See?? You all wanted Lindsey sober, but you didn’t THINK about the fact that she’s never driven in that state before. We’re lucky no one was killed.

  27. That's Retarded

    That’s Retarded!

  28. That's Retarded

    she should know better as probably isn’t the first time someone was too big to fit in her hole.

  29. MountP

    What town is that in? That place looks like a total dump…Looked like a scene from Blackhawk Down..

  30. Michael Lohan Dentist
    MikeP
    Commented on this photo:

    You mean the Range Rover made by Cadillac and called an Escalade?

  31. With SamRon, Linds has two Range Rovers now. And she wrecked them both already.

  32. friendlystoner

    people really need to read the article before questioning the content of the pics and the vid

  33. darthgault

    unless she can’t afford it she should hire someone to drive her around during this stage of her recovery.

  34. Lindsay Lohan
    daddy
    Commented on this photo:

    Not a Range Rover you STUPID retard!

  35. wim

    be honest: IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE?
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

  36. Lindsay Lohan
    Really
    Commented on this photo:

    If you can’t tell the difference between a Range Rover and a Cadillac your a tard. Especially when the name “Escalade” is right in the pictures…

  37. Lindsay Lohan
    MikeyP
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like an Escalade to me. How do you cover celebs and not know that?

  38. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    1. Actually read post.
    2. Watch video.
    3. Feel like an idiot.

  39. bimbamboing

    Range Rover? Yep it is?

  40. Galtacticus

    Remember my comment. Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

  41. Nicky

    One question. Does she have won her driver’s license in the lottery? She’s a terrible driver and danger to all people on the streets.

  42. Alex

    I’ve decided that I love Lindsay Lohan. I would so do something like that, lol.

  43. Ketielynn

    Anyone dumb enough to loan her this vehicle (which is how she got it) deserves what ever happens…and something will happen probably alot worse than a garage door scrape.

  44. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Unimpressed Barbie!!! Batteries not included.

  45. davetonian

    am i the only one that thinks the pap calls her lauren when he first runs up to the car??

    I love celebrity trash blogs as the next guy but that dude really needs to get a life. What type of idiot jumps out of a trash can only to run behind a car being backed up by lilo.

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