Lindsay Lohan is Still Stealing As Much As Possible

December 10th, 2012 // 34 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan has been so busy lately punching out Miss Cleo and blowjaying her tax debt away that I was worried she wouldn’t have time to continue stealing anything that isn’t nailed down. Fortunately she tweeted this:

Missing something?@MaxTheWanted

Phew! I thought for a minute she might actually be too drunk to remember to steal Max George‘s shit after they had sex just like she recently stole a bunch of home renovations from the producers of Million Dollar Decorators because, yep, she did that too. via TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan nearly torpedoed her episode of “Million Dollar Decorators” on Bravo — after the network spent roughly $200,000 renovating Lindsay’s Beverly Hills mansion — because TMZ has learned she refused to film the big reveal moment for the show.

Unfortunately for Lindsay, the producers for this show work for Bravo, which means they’re naturally inclined towards penis and her freckle-pit of despair offered no lure, so she did the next best thing and ignored the situation until it went away. It’s like those few weeks when her sister was following her around, looking more deathly ill by the minute. “Lindsay, did you feed Aliana her cocaine smoothie today?” “Mom, you’re spitting all over the dog and the gin burns his eyes.”

Photo: Splash News

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  1. Wow. I feel incredibly ashamed for admitting that the more and more she seems like a complete ginger trainwreck, the more and more impossibly attracted to her I get… Yep… that would definitely be shame… mixed with a bit of lust… which only brings more shame… It’s a vicious circle! Damnit! That woman is destroying lives!

  2. PlundrCollectr

    @MaxTheWanted is missing his dignity for hanging around with that skank.

  3. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    It’s nice that the obligatory black dude with the “Who can believe this shit?” look on his face is in the foreground for once. Thanks for saying it all for the rest of us, bro.

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    He’s like a weird cross between Brian Austin Green and Joran Van Der Sloot.

  5. Lindsay Lohan Max George Dream Hotel Stolen Sweatshirt
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    And this one is a hybrid of that creepy plastic Burger King and Ronald McDonald.

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    Josephus
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    “Hey, black guy. Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

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    ThisWillHurt
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    She stole Paris Hilton’s lazy eye! *dials 911*

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    What she stole from Max is his brown cherry.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “Hang on. I need to, uh, hide my face. Y’know, because people are taking my picture . . . *sniff* Oh yeah! *sniff* sniff* Oh, that’s uncut, all right! *sniff* *sniff* *SNIIIIIIIIIF* I AM GINGER GOD! BRING ME MORE HAPPY POWDER!”

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    stratacat
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    she needs to start hanging out with real serial killers, not just look-alikes

  11. Praise the Lords

    I hate when chicks steal my clothes. Its not endearing it screams clingy. They have no right to wear anything of mine until we evolve beyond hook-up to dating. And only then if I can wear their underwear.

  12. JC

    Given her current tax/financial situation, wouldn’t she be better suited for “Zero Dollar Decorator” or “Frozen Assets Fixer-Uppers”?

  13. El Jefe

    Said it before and I will say it again, if you get into bed with Lindsay Lohan, both literally and metaphorically, then you deserve whatever happens to you.

  14. SuperJ

    She looks like Steve O in this picture.

  15. cc

    “Million Dollar Decorators” on Bravo…apparently ‘decorating’ now encompasses using a Shop Vac to suck up puke and using a coke sniffing dog to make sure there’s no evidence.

  16. anonym

    I hope the IRS takes her mansion and throws her to the curb.

    pay them taxes, bitch!

  17. Jade

    I hope the show sues her ass.

    I also hope Charlie Sheen feels remorse for “donating” $100k to Lindsay’s “daily vodka fund”.

    I also also hope that people stop employing her. Next time I go to CA I would really love to see her holding a cardboard sign on the street, cuz we all know she’s going to end up there, and it would make the trip all that more fun.

  18. Her heart pumps blood to her brain to keep her alive and functional. Her heart is getting frustrated because it is seemingly failing. If she doesn’t start paying attention, her heart is going to stop bothering to send life to an unused and totally worthless organ. Poor, poor heart.

  19. kery

    lindsay should pay her taxes. She is not a queen or someone special ja ;p

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    baccusvd
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    Joran Van Der Sloot YOUR right…. theres a reason I kind of hated this guy as soon as I saw him. He totally does look like the type to murder woman because of his hidden (yet obvious) Homo desires.

    Well… Lindsay look at it this way, they always pic the best most photoshopped photos for memorials.

  21. herbiefrog

    hey baby… what are taxi’s
    …and why should
    we hafta pay for them ?

    irs wh a t ?

  22. MissJonsey

    LMAO the last two lines of this are pretty genius, I gotta say.

  23. logan

    By the look on the black dudes face he just want’s to punch her. Do it man, take one for all of America. Of course you won’t get to skate assault charges like she has, but you will forever be a hero to so many!

  24. NATTY ICE

    He’s missing his kidneys…am I right? Lindsay’s no fool. She knows black market street value of important shit.

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    Cock Dr
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    Another year of watching this freckled mess bounce from club to court to Cannes and back around again.

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    Who’s the big guy? One of her rich guy “dates”?

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    YoYo Ma, Bra! He loves the cello.

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    Nope, nothin’ on board here.

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    Jack Ketch
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    Except that the cheek implants look like shit, that’s all.

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    Pepper's Pot
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    yup, totally sober. no drugs anywhere

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    ruckus
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    Have you ever watched The Parent Trap?

    Have you watched The Parent Trap ON WEED?

    -jon stewart

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    That dude’s comb-over is almost as bad as her extensions. Almost.

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