Lindsay Lohan is Still Stealing As Much As Possible

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Lindsay Lohan has been so busy lately punching out Miss Cleo and blowjaying her tax debt away that I was worried she wouldn’t have time to continue stealing anything that isn’t nailed down. Fortunately she tweeted this:

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Phew! I thought for a minute she might actually be too drunk to remember to steal Max George’s shit after they had sex just like she recently stole a bunch of home renovations from the producers of Million Dollar Decorators because, yep, she did that too. via TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan nearly torpedoed her episode of “Million Dollar Decorators” on Bravo — after the network spent roughly $200,000 renovating Lindsay’s Beverly Hills mansion — because TMZ has learned she refused to film the big reveal moment for the show.

Unfortunately for Lindsay, the producers for this show work for Bravo, which means they’re naturally inclined towards penis and her freckle-pit of despair offered no lure, so she did the next best thing and ignored the situation until it went away. It’s like those few weeks when her sister was following her around, looking more deathly ill by the minute. “Lindsay, did you feed Aliana her cocaine smoothie today?” “Mom, you’re spitting all over the dog and the gin burns his eyes.”

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