Lindsay Lohan is Really Learning a Lesson

By: The Superficial / November 5, 2010

Considering it’s been unusually quiet on the Lindsay Lohan front, even I’ve assumed she’s actually taking her now-court-ordered rehab stint seriously. And, of course, that makes me an idiot because, surprise, she gets to leave whenever she want for shopping and coffee. RadarOnline reports:

Lohan, who is currently in treatment at the Betty Ford Center, went to Forever 21 in Palm Desert, California with an unidentified female.
“Lindsay came in two days ago with another young woman. Lindsay kept to herself, but was friendly. Lindsay bought a leopard sweater, a lot of pajama bottoms, and a ton of socks,” the store manager Tiffany Bennett told RadarOnline.com.
…. According to Bennett, the actress “looks really, really good” and added that locals often spot her at Starbucks.
“She goes to the Starbucks next door all the time.”

Oh, she goes to Starbucks “all the time.” I had no idea lattes were part of the addiction healing process. Does she get massages, too? What about water polo? I hear that’s the only way to kick cocaine. Or am I thinking of fox hunting? Regardless, it’s nice to see this has been an arduous learning experience for Lindsay. I can’t possibly see her going back to her old habits now that she’s stared into the cold, hard face of the Betty Ford Center. She’s probably sharpening a shiv right now before entering her personal shower with lavender scented candles. SHE REQUESTED COOL CUCUMBER, YOU BASTARDS!

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