Lindsay Lohan is Ready to Whore

The Superficial / August 26, 2010

Seen here behind the wheel of a Maserati last night/effectively demonstrating why I don’t live in LA, Lindsay Lohan is about to go on the biggest cash grab of her life to make up for lost time in jail and rehab. You know, because she was working so much before then. FOX 411 reports:

“Over the next couple of weeks, she can be paid for carrying something in a photo. Each company is offering between $2,000 and $10,000 for a photo of her with their products,” the source said. “Other companies are sending her masses of things for free hoping she’ll wear them.”
The only photo of Lohan post-rehab so far came out on Wednesday, and shows the star wearing headphones and holding a drink.
The source tells us Lindsay did not get paid to wear the V-MODA headphones, but they think it is “likely” that Rockstar Energy Drink is paying Lindsay.

And, of course, when there’s whoring to be done, guess who’s right in the middle of it. Mommy dearest:

Dina is already going on her second round of paid interviews, this time with Lindsay in tow.
“They already have contracts for tell-alls this week [that] were brokered while Lindsay was behind bars. New deals are coming in from various production offices on TV specials surrounding her post-rehab life,” the insider said.
It was reported yesterday by RadarOnline.com that Lindsay was offered a $1 million contract with New York radio station Party 105 to co-host a show with her mother.

So essentially Lindsay’s going to be a walking billboard which makes absolutely no sense to me. Just think about it. Who’s going to see a product in her hands and go, “Ooh, I need to drink that so I can be just like Lindsay?” You’d just assume everyone would do the exact opposite. In fact, I’m amazed Rockstar Energy Drinks stock didn’t immediately plummet as the factory burst into flames from a worker revolt. “No estamos haciendo el jugo pecosa energía diablo nunca más! REBELIÓN!”

Photos: Pacific Coast News