Seen here behind the wheel of a Maserati last night/effectively demonstrating why I don’t live in LA, Lindsay Lohan is about to go on the biggest cash grab of her life to make up for lost time in jail and rehab. You know, because she was working so much before then. FOX 411 reports:
“Over the next couple of weeks, she can be paid for carrying something in a photo. Each company is offering between $2,000 and $10,000 for a photo of her with their products,” the source said. “Other companies are sending her masses of things for free hoping she’ll wear them.”
The only photo of Lohan post-rehab so far came out on Wednesday, and shows the star wearing headphones and holding a drink.
The source tells us Lindsay did not get paid to wear the V-MODA headphones, but they think it is “likely” that Rockstar Energy Drink is paying Lindsay.
And, of course, when there’s whoring to be done, guess who’s right in the middle of it. Mommy dearest:
Dina is already going on her second round of paid interviews, this time with Lindsay in tow.
“They already have contracts for tell-alls this week [that] were brokered while Lindsay was behind bars. New deals are coming in from various production offices on TV specials surrounding her post-rehab life,” the insider said.
It was reported yesterday by RadarOnline.com that Lindsay was offered a $1 million contract with New York radio station Party 105 to co-host a show with her mother.
So essentially Lindsay’s going to be a walking billboard which makes absolutely no sense to me. Just think about it. Who’s going to see a product in her hands and go, “Ooh, I need to drink that so I can be just like Lindsay?” You’d just assume everyone would do the exact opposite. In fact, I’m amazed Rockstar Energy Drinks stock didn’t immediately plummet as the factory burst into flames from a worker revolt. “No estamos haciendo el jugo pecosa energía diablo nunca más! REBELIÓN!”
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Janis | August 26, 2010 at 5:10 pm
FIRST FUCKERS!!
rjkranderson@gmail.com
Mr. Nice Guy | August 26, 2010 at 7:12 pm
I hope she is out Whoring, returns balance to the Universe.
peanut | August 26, 2010 at 5:12 pm
what else is new? first bitches!!
randy | August 26, 2010 at 10:03 pm
This is such a fail and the first thing is all but dead..
I am drinking that rockstar cream soda right now.
Peoplewhowrite"first"are fucked | August 27, 2010 at 3:35 am
Peanut, you’re not first.
Pathetic little bastard.
PeopleWhoWhineabout"First"arelosers | August 27, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Baw
Mike Hawke | August 26, 2010 at 5:12 pm
duhhhFIRSTdrool
Mike Hawk | August 26, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Id pay her to hold MIke Hawk.
Mike Hawke | August 26, 2010 at 5:47 pm
I’d pay for her to hold me too…between her luscious breasticles.
Photoshop Police | August 26, 2010 at 5:14 pm
How does this girl still have a driver’s license?
LA Justice System FAIL!
Iz | August 26, 2010 at 5:47 pm
I think USA’s WHOLE SYSTEM IS A DAMN FAIL!
dude | August 26, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Hey Fish Readers,
Who here has been around long enough to remember KRAZEE KELLEE$$? and what we pulled on her and sent her packin’? I vote we do it to dudedudetodude and Ohreallynow
snarkyscreenname | August 26, 2010 at 5:20 pm
I think a lot of us like them. Sorry, dude (bah! see what just happened there? hahaha)
Mike Hawke | August 26, 2010 at 5:45 pm
dudedoesdudes is a bore and needs to shut up, and so do you, snarky.
Mike Hawke | August 26, 2010 at 5:45 pm
so, yeah dude, I’m in…
Lola | August 26, 2010 at 5:17 pm
“No estamos haciendo el jugo pecosa energía diablo nunca más! REBELIÓN!” what cracked me up!!! ahahahah oh fish, you’re so hilarious when you want to be.
Rhialto | August 26, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Ewww!
Nero | August 26, 2010 at 5:37 pm
Ugh!
pimp | August 26, 2010 at 5:38 pm
ass eating?
dudeatdudedotdude | August 27, 2010 at 1:15 am
y not. even herpes has time off every month
boogeyman King Dong | August 26, 2010 at 5:42 pm
Who dat?
Shart | August 26, 2010 at 5:56 pm
God, every time this turd farts it makes the news. She is an ugly whiney red head.
___ | August 26, 2010 at 6:01 pm
It sucks that I have to stop drinking Rockstar now. Seriously, that’s fucked up. Despite the fact that I read thesuperficial.com, I do have principles…
barcham | August 26, 2010 at 6:28 pm
You should photoshop out anything that she might be getting paid to carry from any pictures of her posted here in the future. If fact unless she starts running around naked, you should stop posting pics of her all together.
testington | August 26, 2010 at 7:10 pm
20th!!!!
herbiefrog | August 26, 2010 at 8:14 pm
…it’s like a new world : ))
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Nate | August 26, 2010 at 9:41 pm
Yea she went out last night with a friend. BFD! Leave her the fuck alone!
Ernest Poole | August 26, 2010 at 10:27 pm
lindsay lohan is too young to have many vices..anyways i still like her.
searchpower101 | August 26, 2010 at 10:28 pm
linsay lohan is too young to have many vices..anyways i still like her.
K | August 27, 2010 at 6:44 am
Only in America could someone be paid for being a washed up loser and a criminal, I hate this place sometimes.
Jen | August 27, 2010 at 8:32 am
crock of shit, aint it.
Armando | August 27, 2010 at 1:04 pm
ALERT*ALERT*ALERT*ALERT*
To all marketing and advertising agencies. If you have Lohan advertise a product we the American public will refuse./boycott that product. We HATE this bitch, she had been financially forced into porn already and your not going to save her. It is Lindsey’s destiny to DP’d and have her ginger, freckly face covered in jizz on DVD. SO GIVE IT UP!
horsefaceskank | August 27, 2010 at 2:19 pm
if it quack like a duck , it IS a duck …quaaaaaaaaaaack….
JollyJumJuck | August 28, 2010 at 5:04 am
Just goes to show that Karma is nothing but a lazy, good-for-nothing little shit. This bitch is never going to get what she deserves.