Lindsay Lohan is Ready to Whore

August 26th, 2010 // 35 Comments

Seen here behind the wheel of a Maserati last night/effectively demonstrating why I don’t live in LA, Lindsay Lohan is about to go on the biggest cash grab of her life to make up for lost time in jail and rehab. You know, because she was working so much before then. FOX 411 reports:

“Over the next couple of weeks, she can be paid for carrying something in a photo. Each company is offering between $2,000 and $10,000 for a photo of her with their products,” the source said. “Other companies are sending her masses of things for free hoping she’ll wear them.”
The only photo of Lohan post-rehab so far came out on Wednesday, and shows the star wearing headphones and holding a drink.
The source tells us Lindsay did not get paid to wear the V-MODA headphones, but they think it is “likely” that Rockstar Energy Drink is paying Lindsay.

And, of course, when there’s whoring to be done, guess who’s right in the middle of it. Mommy dearest:

Dina is already going on her second round of paid interviews, this time with Lindsay in tow.
“They already have contracts for tell-alls this week [that] were brokered while Lindsay was behind bars. New deals are coming in from various production offices on TV specials surrounding her post-rehab life,” the insider said.
It was reported yesterday by RadarOnline.com that Lindsay was offered a $1 million contract with New York radio station Party 105 to co-host a show with her mother.

So essentially Lindsay’s going to be a walking billboard which makes absolutely no sense to me. Just think about it. Who’s going to see a product in her hands and go, “Ooh, I need to drink that so I can be just like Lindsay?” You’d just assume everyone would do the exact opposite. In fact, I’m amazed Rockstar Energy Drinks stock didn’t immediately plummet as the factory burst into flames from a worker revolt. “No estamos haciendo el jugo pecosa energía diablo nunca más! REBELIÓN!”

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. peanut

    what else is new? first bitches!!

  2. Mike Hawke

    duhhhFIRSTdrool

  3. Mike Hawk

    Id pay her to hold MIke Hawk.

  4. Photoshop Police

    How does this girl still have a driver’s license?
    LA Justice System FAIL!

  5. dude

    Hey Fish Readers,

    Who here has been around long enough to remember KRAZEE KELLEE$$? and what we pulled on her and sent her packin’? I vote we do it to dudedudetodude and Ohreallynow

  6. Lola

    “No estamos haciendo el jugo pecosa energía diablo nunca más! REBELIÓN!” what cracked me up!!! ahahahah oh fish, you’re so hilarious when you want to be.

  7. Rhialto

    Ewww!

  8. pimp

    ass eating?

  9. boogeyman King Dong

    Who dat?

  10. Shart

    God, every time this turd farts it makes the news. She is an ugly whiney red head.

  11. ___

    It sucks that I have to stop drinking Rockstar now. Seriously, that’s fucked up. Despite the fact that I read thesuperficial.com, I do have principles…

  12. Lindsay Lohan
    munster4x4
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude, what is your fascination with Lindsay Lohan. She crack whore plan and simple. Now let’s move on. You should open every week with only smok’n hot pics like Sophie Monk. Now that is something to talk about. Now she is something to be eat’n till christmas.

  13. barcham

    You should photoshop out anything that she might be getting paid to carry from any pictures of her posted here in the future. If fact unless she starts running around naked, you should stop posting pics of her all together.

  14. testington

    20th!!!!

  15. herbiefrog

    …it’s like a new world : ))

    [order ? [what ?

  16. Nate

    Yea she went out last night with a friend. BFD! Leave her the fuck alone!

  17. Ernest Poole

    lindsay lohan is too young to have many vices..anyways i still like her.

  18. linsay lohan is too young to have many vices..anyways i still like her.

  19. K

    Only in America could someone be paid for being a washed up loser and a criminal, I hate this place sometimes.

  20. Armando

    ALERT*ALERT*ALERT*ALERT*

    To all marketing and advertising agencies. If you have Lohan advertise a product we the American public will refuse./boycott that product. We HATE this bitch, she had been financially forced into porn already and your not going to save her. It is Lindsey’s destiny to DP’d and have her ginger, freckly face covered in jizz on DVD. SO GIVE IT UP!

  21. horsefaceskank

    if it quack like a duck , it IS a duck …quaaaaaaaaaaack….

  22. JollyJumJuck

    Just goes to show that Karma is nothing but a lazy, good-for-nothing little shit. This bitch is never going to get what she deserves.

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