A lot of times bastions of critical thinking such as myself attempt to claim that Lindsay Lohan is a crazy person using such tangible arguments as her parents, her history of drug and alcohol abuse – fueled by her parents – and flagrant disregard for babies riding in strollers – because she has shitty parents. Except none of that was even necessary considering the most obvious example has been staring us in the face the whole time: Samantha Ronson. This is who Lindsay Lohan is obsessed with to the point of renting a house directly next to her immediately after escaping rehab. I’m not saying Lindsay is the most attractive celebrity out there, but she has large breasts and a working vagina. Her options are virtually limitless, yet she spends her nights pursuing DJ Gargoyle. If that’s not the definition of insanity, someone needs to put Britney Spears on the space program because, clearly, we’ve got shit all backwards. “Does the moon gots McDonalds? Otherwise, like, I can’t be comfortable with this launch, y’all. That computer just beeped so it agrees with me.”
Photos: Pacific Coast News
I wonder where those fingers have been?
Is that how Lesbian’s tease each other?
Love is blind, retarded & strung out on drugs.
Ain’t it grand?
Seriously, DJ Sam must have some sort of a PhD in cunnilingus.
LOL “PhD in cunnilingus” … thats comedy.
yeppers!
They call her Colonel Angus.
oh by the way Doc, it’s me Fatty.
I’m getting less ridicule with this name, I guess most commentors are fat, so they didn’t like my last moniker.
Too close to home and all.
Does this moniker hit too close to home for you?
No.
Quite the opposite. It’s nature’s little consolation prize after making me short & plain.
Good luck with the new handle. It looks great on ya.
hey now!
A ginger with big cans–saaaweet.
Her fixation on this woman might be a manifestation of her addictions.
+100
Jesus… throw that girl a sandwich!
I can actually kind of see that. But don’t forget this is a girl we are talking about. George Cloony isn’t a desriable look on a female..
I f’ing hate this new comment thing.
I would throw her a bar of soap first.
All right guys. I’m going to go out on a limb, here. If you look closely (if you can), you can actually make out a very malnourished George Clooney in her face. I’ve gone so far as to edit out her hair, blemishes and the dark circles under its eyes. Yes, George Clooney.
no shit how gray can a person get at that age, she looks 48
Wow, we went from Joanna Krupa pics to this. Thank you for killing my erection. : – (
Nightmare Before Christmas Hot Topic gloves, I just lost any possibility of having any respect for this lady. (reality check she is a grown-ass woman in her mid thirties)
I don’t care what you haters say…That dude is HOT!
dude forgot to bleach his eyebrows
Well, we all know who wears the strap on. ;)
she must have an enormous strapon.
I read that as, “She must have an enormous tampon.” Made me laugh.
lick!!! lick!! lick!!
She looks like she’s saying “hey, check it out, smell my finger. Lindsay…”
It’s not love…it’s the access she provides – everyone knows that DJ’s always have access to the best drugs.
Dammit. I SO have to start reading these before I post…. DITTO!!!
Ya mean Lindsay likes Billy the Exterminator?
I wonder what magic does Sam have. i want it.
It’s pretty obvious. Samantha Ronson is one of the very, very few people Lindsay Lohan could stand beside and actually look *better*. There are greater forces at work here.
I gotta be honest with you guys—
I’m straight as an arrow, but if I were stranded on a desert island with this thing, eventually my sexual needs would reach a desperate fever pitch. I would then slay this thing so I could use it’s femurs to club a gorilla into a stupor so I could fuck it.
What if you could have a 3some with Lindsay, but the other “girl” had to be Sam?
I think I’d have to be in on that.
Seriously, most lesbians are WAY worse looking than this.
that’s true. she might be a closet bi.
That is brilliant.
If you were stranded on a desert island with this thing it would slip some E into your coconut and you would be its sexual slave until rescue or death.
Didn’t this skinny aging whore make over $2 million last year? I wonder what kind of money engineers and scientists make?
look at that mug. Fuck. Just Fuck.
I am sure she is. Everyone at the party knows it’s the DJ that has the best drugs…
Dammit!!
I look at her, and immediately think of, Stewart Copeland of The Police in his younger days. She is a dead ringer for Stewart, even though Stewart is a guy.
Uhm… Isn’t that one of the Goonies?
And really, DJs are just valets for other people’s music… Nothing to see here, move along.
anyone else seeing pre-plastic surgery Dina and a whole pile of Oedipal issues?
KILL IT WITH FIRE
She looks like evil professor doofensmirtz from Phineas and Pherb…
Pwa ha ha ha ha ha!
What can Linds say, she loves a mangina.
I gotta say: she looks sickly dyke horrible.
That’s what you call a “dipstick lesbian”
LMAO
I know I can’t be the only person in the world who thinks she’s hot.
btw…I read that Sam is into guys too and she gets offended when peeps call her “bi”.
SWEET ALLAH…..You are not the only one, I would eat her better than Lohan.
YES YES YES YES YES YES….you are not the only one. I want a piece of her.
Puhlease! You tricks wouldn’t find her hot without her salary.
Good Gawd, thank God for Japanese Porn, I’ll head there now……bleach….eyes….Japanese Schoolgirls….oooh…..
Not obsessed, but I know I have more freckles than it. It just won’t let me finish counting.
I loved her work in The Walking Dead
Given the title of the page, how is the main picture not a giant bag of coke?
Horf
Maybe she has a 12″ tongue and can breath through her ears….
that’s too long for a girl. after 10″ it becomes painful. unless the girl enjoys pain. pretty much as long as she stays down there long enough for her to cum, then she would be pleased. then again i know some girls who hate it when someone goes down on them.
You just weren’t doing it right Lightdragon.
didn’t know the girl in that way.
She looks like if Tony Hawk and Golem had a son that just beat cancer.
Why go lesbian if it’s for dating a boy look-alike ?
most bi girls do that. as well as some bi-guys.
It’s the Black Pearl crew’s “entertainment” from Pirates of the Caribbean. Damned moonlight!
good
The crypt keeper is looking good.
Atkins?
Heroin Chic. What an unhealthy looking pig.
One in the nose, One in the Vag
stupid jealous just because she fucks Lindsay every day ……………………….. idiot idiot idiot will take fuck off fuck off jealous Lindsay she fucks in all positions
I think I get it..Lindsay’s seeming immortality,Sam’s grotesque appearance, Lindsay’s desire to keep her close…sam is Lindsay’s horcrux.
I think it’s more like the portrait of Dorian Grey.
yes! awesome!!!
For every pig, there’s a pig-f**cker. :-)
SMEAGOL? Does it wants it’s precious?
See what Aids and Cocaine does to ya?
…………….sticking two fingers in the nose?
Frankie Muniz?
If only she’d put her fingers to her mouth and stick her tongue out–we might get Lindsey’s obsession…in other words, she must lick a mean cooty.
I think she almost did it in pic #2
IT’S BECAUSE SAM LOOKS LIKE MICHAEL LOHAN! DADDY ISSUES!
SHE MUST GIVE GOOD HEAD!!!