Seen here sending the courtroom more secret messages than the gnomes in my cereal – I will not touch myself in the park! – Lindsay Lohan has apparently been ingesting a cocktail of prescription drugs ranging from amphetamines to the painkiller Dilaudid, according to RadarOnline:
Lindsay Lohan was taking a powerful cocktail of amphetamines and the powerful painkiller Dilaudid during her probation period, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.
The shocking list is contained in the 24-year-old’s probation report, which was given to a Beverly Hills court Tuesday. It is expected to be released publicly Wednesday.
Lohan, 24, who was sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation, was also taking Adderall – an amphetamine used as part of a treatment program to control symptoms of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. The actress was also taking a combination of other drugs, including anti-depressants Zoloft and Trazodone. She also takes Nexium, which is used to treat acid reflux.
They were all legally prescribed to Lohan, RadarOnline.com has been told. The drugs were detected in the Mean Girls star’s system after she began random drug testing on May 26.
The combination had the potential to “kill her” when mixed with alcohol, said one source.
Damn. Here I thought the judge was making Lindsay keep the SCRAM on until she enters jail just to torture her, but apparently if she takes one sip of alcohol her body turns into an exploding pharmacy. How that wasn’t a convincing argument to let her take the damn thing off makes me question the entire validity of our legal system all over again. This was our chance!
Photos: Getty
I got nothin’!
Randal’s Rectum
damn, shes some kind of pill pinata or something.
Why is she wearing a wedding band?
Someone tell me why the wedding band?
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” lol.
F*** U? Damn! Where are her good manners!?
Who’s gonna pull the guillotine cord?!
I believe the writing on the sheet was made by her lawyer. I wouldn’t think Lindsay would write about her in the 3rd person (ie: “LL”). Also, I believe the “fuck you” on her nail was directed to the papz, not the judge. TMZ has quoted LL’s Dad as saying he was “going to call her from a bar and make her jealous”. Christ, is it any wonder this chick is so screwed??
Poor kid, seriously.
fucking spoiled brat bitches
her lips look dried and crusted. too much dick sucking/herpes
Any average, mere mortal, could drink her blood in a highball over ice and die of a drug overdose.
You realize what this means don’t you? She is the Chosen One.
In picture # 7 it looks like her lawyer is looking at her Fuck U fingernail. I bet she is disgusted at Lindsay also but hey its a pay cheque.
But… SHE’S A CELEBRITY!! If she goes to jail it will send the message that doing illegal stuff will land you in jail! We wouldn’t want little kids to think that breaking the law would get them in trouble. This could turn people off crime all together.
Go to celebrate in jail
Yeah enjoy in jail hahahahaha.i mean she plec in jail just hahahaha .yeah baby .im good person
What’s this got to do with anything??
haha, even her DA looks like she has little sympathy for this spoiled rich b*tch! lindsay deserves all this that she’s getting. just bcuz she’s a “star” doesn’t excuse her from the law. if a simple random person can get arrested for using illegal drugs, then so should she! who does she think she is anyway?
How heartbreaking! You random nobodys have no idea what celeb A list life is really about. So make random you think you know best responses, trash her down, bc your gods preacher and you know whats right and whats best! When truth is youve fucked up in life at points so who the hell are you to judge! Leave this poor girl in peace and let her recover. Withought negative hate being spwen on her sadly published photos and you people taking the photographs are as much to blame, that was that childs saddest hour, who the hell are you to capture that weak moment. Flip it, would you want photographs taken of your worst hour of life and posted on the internet for ridicule. To unto others as you would yourself, and like your mommas always told you if you aint got anything nice to say keep your mouth shut!
Ahhh….Lindsay, so full of self-loathing and anger, yet apparently extremely generous. Providing the sheeple with something to whiddle away the days which would otherwise be spent on the mundane task of minding their own fucking business.
Godspeed and thanks.
Hahahaha
she is still a human being…u ppl do fuck all with your life…sad
I read in Star Magazine that she was prowling Hollywood Blvd a few months ago at 3am giving out blow jobs for cheeseburgers…
This girl has lost touch with reality and just don’t give a fuck anymore. She will one day give the Paps some good print when when she dies alone and miserable. Sad. She was once pretty and young.