Nope. No one’s doing coke here. — Okay, maybe that guy getting out of the car.
Samantha Ronson and Nicole Richie went out last night and had a good time without Lindsay Lohan so right away their deaths are being plotted as we speak. Not to mention it looks like Sam snorted enough blow to look like an extra from The Lost Boys. Or someone forgot to turn her face off “vibrate.” I go back and forth.
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…or she’s just eaten the minge off that bag of bones
jajajaja!
You think Nicole would’ve taken the time to do her hair before she went out..Then again judging by the look on Sam’s face she might’ve just been sampling Nicole’s goodies, Nicole’s dress is short enough for a quickie.
Why should Nicole have to fix up her hair before going out? I don’t! Oh wait! I’m bald…
“Nicole’s dress is short enough for a quickie”
Right,’cause long dresses are so hard to pull up fast…
Oh my God, what happened to Whitney Houston’s skin? And why is she partying with Nicole Ritchie?
That Sam guy just oozes sex!
+1 … she’s more male than a fighting scene between bruce willis and jc van damme mixed together against sylvester stallone…
WHY THE FUCK I THAT MAN SO RED!
Why won’t she use that bag that I”ve send her last week… would improve her so much more.
My God Nicole! Is she walking with a bowling ball between her legs or what? Well since Blowhan isn’t there, my real question is: Which one is wearing the cocaine shoes in those photos?
oh c’mon now, no references to ronson looking like the Joker? why so serious?
sam ronson has my eyes. it’s the only reason lindsay obsesses over her. the ONLY reason.
Ronson looks like a zombie extra that just got done snacking on some piss flaps.
LOL
Gross. Just gross. But so funny.
haha yes gross.. but funny indeed
Sssnooooooooort!
I think Sam styled her hair with coke, snot and smegma.
Well if i went down on Nicole in a car ,i would want a lot of blow myself.
What up with Sam Ronson? She must have a really big dick.
Yuk, in some of the pics you can see Nicoles nasty hair extensions. Has Brittany Spears set a trend?
Coke? Looks like she just smoked a pound meth
Can Nicole Ritchie no longer afford a tightening up of her weave? WTF?
WTF? Doesn’t Nicole have kids? Who the fuck is watching them?
The nanny.
lol i love how if people see a mother without her kids they immediately get all judgemental, like she must be with her kids 24/7. did your parents never have a babysitter? ever?
fuck off.
My daughters 12 and til his day whenever I show up to a party bar or concert without her people gasp “Wheres the baby”? Ummmm…with HER FATHER! Im sure no one ever asks my husband where ‘the baby’ is when HE goes out!
Yeah, Steph, because there’s nothing wrong with the picture of an utterly worthless, privileged mother partying in a car with a renowned drug addict. I mean, why everyone gets so JUDGEMENTAL when Rosita at home can handle those pests while she’s having “fun” right?
That guy in the car with them will be famous soon TOO…just for having been seen with them..
Can Nicole Ritchie no longer afford to have her weave tightened up? She needs to give Lionel a BJ to get some bills.
why the hell would nicole give lionel a bj? that’s her DAD you moron.
That;s why he pays her more than her regulars do.
hahahhh
Actually she was adopted by Lionel and his wife when she was a little kid.
No shit, Lala? I had no idea.
Nicole Richie just likes hanging out with someone who resembles a female goblin more than she does.
^^^ yesss! lol
Everyone….mother of the year!
I thought Gollum was a fictional character…
Now that’s a car full of fugly.
How much do you charge Oveta?
Lindsay was prolly so in love with Sam cause she’s a drug dealer. Now she moved next to her so she only need go next door for her shit. Actually that’s smart cause if she gets busted she can pretend she’s was merely in need of a cup of flour from the friendly neighbors.
ia – her mysterious popularity in hollywood comes from the same source as Rachel Zoe’s: her drug contacts.
A skinny Alyssa Milano followed by … the Joker?
I was gonna say Nicole looks like Brittany Murphy. But the poor girl is dead for a year. and Nicole looks like she’s been dead longer than that.
are these hair extansions???
nicole richie is so ugly
She does have nice legs. Unfortunately it’s what they’re attached to that really spoils things.
Ha ha… betcha Lindsay misses when Sam sets her face to “vibrate”.
Someone tell Ronson bleeding from her eyes is a bad sign.
@picture 3 even Sam’s fingers look coked out and malnourished.
That’s a wide stance you’ve got there.
What is up with Sam’s hair? Do lesbians wear weaves?
Here you go folks, the big name remake of ‘Faces of Meth’.
“Im Sam Ronson Bitch and cocaine is a hell of a drug.”
you are ugly as fuck
like what the hell happened to their hair???
PHOTO 13 full size, 400% = Nicole COOK BOOGER … YUM!!!
PHOTO 13 full size + 400% increase = Nicole COKE BOOGER
… YUM!!!
PHOTO 13 full size + 400% increase = Nicole COKE BOOGER
… YUM!!!
I hope Christopher Nolan sees this photo. He won’t have to look anymore for the next Joker.
for every american who still thinks lilo is a lesbian.
…………LYING PAYS OUT.
for a while.
“I don’t know just where I’m going
But I’m gonna try for the kingdom, if I can
‘Cause it makes me feel like I’m a man
When I put a spike into my vein
And I’ll tell ya, things aren’t quite the same
When I’m rushing on my run
And I feel just like Jesus’ son
And I guess that I just don’t know
And I guess that I just don’t know”
Velvet Underground
Who needs shampoo when you can have meth? Go meth!
I thought it was a vampire coming out of the car
If you are a celebrity… at least dye your roots regularly…once a month isn’t that hard to maintain…
Doesn’t even look like her!
ewww Hollywood hair looks disgusting up close