Lindsay Lohan is Gonna Love This

January 25th, 2011 // 86 Comments

Nope. No one’s doing coke here. — Okay, maybe that guy getting out of the car.

Samantha Ronson and Nicole Richie went out last night and had a good time without Lindsay Lohan so right away their deaths are being plotted as we speak. Not to mention it looks like Sam snorted enough blow to look like an extra from The Lost Boys. Or someone forgot to turn her face off “vibrate.” I go back and forth.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin


  1. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
    Zombie Kitty
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    …or she’s just eaten the minge off that bag of bones

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  3. Facebook Me

    You think Nicole would’ve taken the time to do her hair before she went out..Then again judging by the look on Sam’s face she might’ve just been sampling Nicole’s goodies, Nicole’s dress is short enough for a quickie.

  4. Livinus Nwambe

    Oh my God, what happened to Whitney Houston’s skin? And why is she partying with Nicole Ritchie?

  5. MarkM

    That Sam guy just oozes sex!

    • xerozs

      +1 … she’s more male than a fighting scene between bruce willis and jc van damme mixed together against sylvester stallone…

  6. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
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  7. xerozs

    Why won’t she use that bag that I”ve send her last week… would improve her so much more.

  8. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
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    My God Nicole! Is she walking with a bowling ball between her legs or what? Well since Blowhan isn’t there, my real question is: Which one is wearing the cocaine shoes in those photos?

  9. seth rogen's vagina

    oh c’mon now, no references to ronson looking like the Joker? why so serious?

  10. sam ronson has my eyes. it’s the only reason lindsay obsesses over her. the ONLY reason.

  11. Deacon Jones

    Ronson looks like a zombie extra that just got done snacking on some piss flaps.

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  13. youcandieNOW

    I think Sam styled her hair with coke, snot and smegma.

  14. Well if i went down on Nicole in a car ,i would want a lot of blow myself.

  15. mr noitall

    What up with Sam Ronson? She must have a really big dick.

  16. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
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    Yuk, in some of the pics you can see Nicoles nasty hair extensions. Has Brittany Spears set a trend?

  17. Puddin' Taine

    Coke? Looks like she just smoked a pound meth

  18. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
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    Can Nicole Ritchie no longer afford a tightening up of her weave? WTF?

  19. MPS

    WTF? Doesn’t Nicole have kids? Who the fuck is watching them?

    • Cock Dr

      The nanny.

    • Steph

      lol i love how if people see a mother without her kids they immediately get all judgemental, like she must be with her kids 24/7. did your parents never have a babysitter? ever?
      fuck off.

      • mamamiasweetpeaches

        My daughters 12 and til his day whenever I show up to a party bar or concert without her people gasp “Wheres the baby”? Ummmm…with HER FATHER! Im sure no one ever asks my husband where ‘the baby’ is when HE goes out!

      • Juanes

        Yeah, Steph, because there’s nothing wrong with the picture of an utterly worthless, privileged mother partying in a car with a renowned drug addict. I mean, why everyone gets so JUDGEMENTAL when Rosita at home can handle those pests while she’s having “fun” right?

  20. That guy in the car with them will be famous soon TOO…just for having been seen with them..

  21. Oveta

    Can Nicole Ritchie no longer afford to have her weave tightened up? She needs to give Lionel a BJ to get some bills.

  22. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
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    Nicole Richie just likes hanging out with someone who resembles a female goblin more than she does.

  23. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
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    Everyone….mother of the year!

  24. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
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    I thought Gollum was a fictional character…

  25. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
    Satan's bitch
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    Now that’s a car full of fugly.

  26. Richard McBeef

    How much do you charge Oveta?

  27. Alexandra

    Lindsay was prolly so in love with Sam cause she’s a drug dealer. Now she moved next to her so she only need go next door for her shit. Actually that’s smart cause if she gets busted she can pretend she’s was merely in need of a cup of flour from the friendly neighbors.

    • Jessesgirl

      ia – her mysterious popularity in hollywood comes from the same source as Rachel Zoe’s: her drug contacts.

  28. Cardinal Fang

    A skinny Alyssa Milano followed by … the Joker?

  29. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
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    are these hair extansions???

  30. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
    poop on you
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    nicole richie is so ugly

  31. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
    Cardinal Fang
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    She does have nice legs. Unfortunately it’s what they’re attached to that really spoils things.

  32. Ha ha… betcha Lindsay misses when Sam sets her face to “vibrate”.

  33. cc

    Someone tell Ronson bleeding from her eyes is a bad sign.

  34. jenyjenjen

    @picture 3 even Sam’s fingers look coked out and malnourished.

  35. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
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    That’s a wide stance you’ve got there.

  36. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
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    What is up with Sam’s hair? Do lesbians wear weaves?

  37. Andriiya

    Here you go folks, the big name remake of ‘Faces of Meth’.

  38. “Im Sam Ronson Bitch and cocaine is a hell of a drug.”

  39. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
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    you are ugly as fuck

  40. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
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    like what the hell happened to their hair???

  41. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
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    PHOTO 13 full size, 400% = Nicole COOK BOOGER … YUM!!!

  42. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
    Hollywood Math
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    PHOTO 13 full size + 400% increase = Nicole COKE BOOGER

    … YUM!!!

  43. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
    Hollywood Math
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    PHOTO 13 full size + 400% increase = Nicole COKE BOOGER

    … YUM!!!

  44. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
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    I hope Christopher Nolan sees this photo. He won’t have to look anymore for the next Joker.

  45. wim

    for every american who still thinks lilo is a lesbian.

    for a while.

  46. Burt

    “I don’t know just where I’m going
    But I’m gonna try for the kingdom, if I can
    ‘Cause it makes me feel like I’m a man
    When I put a spike into my vein
    And I’ll tell ya, things aren’t quite the same
    When I’m rushing on my run
    And I feel just like Jesus’ son
    And I guess that I just don’t know
    And I guess that I just don’t know”

    Velvet Underground

  47. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
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    Who needs shampoo when you can have meth? Go meth!

  48. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
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    I thought it was a vampire coming out of the car

    If you are a celebrity… at least dye your roots regularly…once a month isn’t that hard to maintain…

  49. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
    suck it
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    Doesn’t even look like her!

  50. Nicole Richie Samantha Ronson
    suck it
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    ewww Hollywood hair looks disgusting up close

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