Lindsay Lohan is Delusional

July 19th, 2010 // 33 Comments

For those of you not keeping score at home because life’s too short, Robert Shapiro announced before the weekend that Lindsay Lohan will go to jail tomorrow and he only agreed to be her attorney if she stuck to the judge’s orders. Lindsay checked into his rehab facility on Friday, but apparently still thinks she’s going to somehow duck going to jail despite Shapiro’s decision not to file an appeal. TMZ reports:

People who are interacting with Lindsay tell TMZ she has been in obsessive denial over her surrender Tuesday, when she must begin serving a 90-day jail sentence — which will be whittled down to 22 days behind bars.
Lindsay is convinced there is still a way she can avoid jail, even though Shapiro made it clear he would only rep her if she went to the pokey.
Here’s the irony — Lindsay expects Shapiro to pull a Shawn Chapman Holley … code for getting the judge to overlook her past screwups and keep her a free woman. Holley eventually quit when Judge Marsha Revel made it clear … there were no more cards to play.

I love how Robert Shapiro was able to rationalize that someone else might have murdered Nicole Brown-Simpson yet can’t bring himself to appeal Lindsay Lohan’s jail sentence. And she’s his client. Even more surprising, I’m somehow okay with that. No, really, think about it: Which is the more likely scenario? The Juice was framed or Lindsay Lohan doesn’t need jail time to get her shit together.

I rest my case.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Sizzle

    God, do I love a good trainwreck.

  2. first

    first =)

  3. How is any of this news?

  4. Doc Schweinstrudel

    she actually looks good here, surprise

  5. PostmortemG

    Some of you who never leave the house find this hag attractive.

  6. DecidedlyWtf

    Love to have seen the look on her face when she realized she was gonna be paying a high profile lawyer to put her ass in jail. I’m sure she’ll be fine in there…the herpes has gone unchecked long enough to simulate pepper spray, certainly…

  7. Cock Dr

    Mel Gibson has fled the country…but we still have this hot mess to focus on.

  8. Mateo

    That cunt only gets 22 days?!!!!

  9. Robert McGowan

    I’d take good care of her!

  10. Alicia Summers

    She’s still a hot piece of Ass!

  11. dude

    tmrws the big day huh.. wonder if tmz will have a camera up in her face as she’s escorted away sobbing.. im sure you sadists here will have a party

    • Sweetheart

      Not sure what kind of mind these media pigs have. I wonder what their thoughts are like when they are all alone in their evil? Totally sick and regressive has our society become while they luxuriate in our money!
      Who the fuck is TMZ and why are they important?

  12. HLM

    I’m still hoping for a failed 5150.

  13. Brad

    Fish, she is HIS client….proofreading is a dying art. Even on celebrity gossip blogs I see.

    • dinkis

      You actually expect literary genius on a celebrity gossip site?
      You sir, are a buffoon.

      • Brad

        I don’t consider the ability to outline which one is the attorney, and which one is the client as “literary genius”. I consider it something missed during proofreading. Not to mention, my comment was dripping with sarcasm. (celebrity blog/concerns about typos, come on now, get a clue) In any case, Fish went back and corrected it anyway, so go fuck yourself.

  14. Dennis

    Remember when Paris Hilton went to jail and flipped out? She got house arrest. I give Lohan 12 hours before she tries to rip off that tactic or try to “commit suicide.” Filming Lyndsey’s jail sentence could actually justify the existence of reality TV.

  15. GeneralEmergency

    Don’t know about the rest of you… but I have my DVR -all ready- to record the high speed/low speed chase/coroner/ambulance arrival that will be happening soon!

    A must have video backdrop for any well planned Lohansplosion Party.

  16. Franksinatrastein

    Shapiro agreed to be her client? That’s pretty brazen, even for an L.A. Lawyer. Normally they don’t trade services like that…

  17. Savalas

    Do you think Shapiro could get OJ a weekend furlough and have him come in to choke Lindsay Lohan?

  18. Lindsay Lohan
    Penus
    Commented on this photo:

    You can sort of see her invisible nipple in this picture.

  19. Lindsay Lohan
    Penus
    Commented on this photo:

    I think the cocaine is making her hair fall out.

  20. Lindsay Lohan
    ewe
    Commented on this photo:

    look at that hairline…

  21. RaraAvis

    I heard that Roman Polanski is offering her political asylum in Switzerland. Suck on that, TMZ!

  22. Has anyone thought about if they threw a shoe down her vagina would it hit bottom?

  23. Lindsay Lohan
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    why doesn’t she just go ahead and die already.

  24. captain america

    her brains are OUT OF ORDER these days!!

  25. Ednonymous

    Hang the bitch.

  26. Lindsay Lohan
    Stelz
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks f*cked up

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