Lindsay Lohan is Cold and Other News

September 6th, 2011 // 85 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills must go on because otherwise it would be like “sweeping suicide under the rug.” And, yes, that’s what the producers came up with. [Huffington Post]

- Jane Fonda has some regrets. [Dlisted]

- Ryan Gosling took Eva Mendes to Disneyland. [Lainey Gossip]

- Carmen Electra is staying relevant in all the right ways. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And Elisha Cuthbert should start following her lead. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Brian Bosworth is a national treasure. [FilmDrunk]

- Shia LaBeouf totally understands that this is the true pulse of urban culture. [theCHIVE]

- A behind-the-scenes look at the complex interworkings of getting Rosie Huntington-Whiteley naked under a trench coat. [Popoholic]

- Christina Milian got her bikini on for Diddy. [Just Jared]

- Dancing With The Stars: Official Cast Shots: Including more of Nancy Grace‘s cleavage than should ever have been anywhere near my eyes. [TooFab]

- Tiki Barber‘s life is going just great. [Bossip]

- Olivia Wilde is going to solve poverty in Kenya. [Starpulse]

- The 5 Most Accidentally Famous Movie Stars [Cracked]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Izabel Goulart [Heavy]

- Louis C.K. honors George Carlin. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. She’s about to etch her name on that car window.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Braless Nipples
    sooooooosuperficial
    Commented on this photo:

    Her legs have more bruises than Annabel Chong’s after her world record attempt.

  3. Lindsay Lohan Braless Nipples
    Waldo
    Commented on this photo:

    “Let’s see, it says here that I supposedly live at…”

  4. Coyote

    Some Women are like fine wine, Lindsay is more like a cheap used car

    • Jack Ketch

      The “neighbourhood” cheap used car, as in everybody’s had a ride.

    • Jichael Mordan

      yes, I would agree with you both. I personally think she LOOKS like a used condom

    • NG

      Yeah “Coyote”, I bet you can get much better ass in your ghetto… (not). She’s hotness impersonated. I just had a tingly feeling in my dick when the fucking pic loaded!

    • Anonymous

      or an old, beat up, used and unwanted mobile home. Nobody would wanna come in that.

  5. Prince of roughness

    Tiki got cut? Sound painful. Speedy recovery, buddy.

  6. Hell yeah, I would love to keep her nice and warm.

  7. It’s like one of those Magic Eye posters. i can’t stop staring.

  8. Venom

    Those are some truly superb tits.
    The answer to how she keeps getting out of trouble.

  9. Can she get Sirius on those?

  10. Banastre Trent - Wordsworth

    She looks like she’s been avoiding sunlight and indulging in mountains of cocaine and alcohol , if I had to guess

  11. Doc Schweinstrudel

    I’m square bored. It’s just like
    Justifiable! Telling me to not quote from Wikipedia when it wasn’t me who referred to it then go read some boring shit. You didn’t read those fucking memoirs of Darwin’s wife yourself, hypocrite!

  12. Uncle Phil

    Damn you Boobs! You make me ignore everything I know to be true about this woman.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Braless Nipples
    Hunk
    Commented on this photo:

    damn

  14. Carles

    Best tits in the biz.

    • snack pack

      As long as you are OK with invisible nips.

    • Phred

      What the heck is up with her nips? The right one is an inch and a half higher than the left, and you say she has the best tits?!?!?! At least look at symmetrical ones.

  15. Lindsay Lohan Braless Nipples
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    great tits, but those teeth look like meth teeth.

  16. Ruckus

    One would think her crotch could provide her with warmth.

  17. Satan

    Yummy. She is very sexy.

  18. great tits!

  19. Hugh Gentry

    what’s up with the meth mouth?? great nips though.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Her mouth and teeth are repulsive! Close your damn mouth, whore! The men will be too afraid to rent ya.

  20. Cock Dr.

    Put on a fucking braw or you will be shooting from the hips soon.

    • TomFrank

      Oh, Cock Dr. You really expect her to live long enough for her tits to really sag. That’s so cute.

  21. Everyone step back and cover your eyes. It looks like they’re getting ready to erupt right through her shirt!

  22. As I drink in the above image, the question I ask myself is: Do you suppose her nipples are “wired” and she can have a massive orgasm with nothing more than nipple stimulation? Wow! Something to ponder…

  23. Leo Cocksuckerian

    Her face is getting fat, her legs look like she has no muscles at all but her nipples are magnificent. Maybe she can give up acting and become a tit model?

  24. Crabby Old Guy

    You know, I do believe that’s her best work in ages. Kudo’s – my coke-addled, quasi-lesbian, talent-free ex-Disney tart. I think you’ve found your niche.

  25. clark kent

    How much you want to bet she spent a moment or two ‘tweaking’ them before she got out of the car. She knows it’s all publicity.

  26. bing

    I would gladly suck those tits but would put a paperbag on her face first.

    • I wouldn’t paper-bag her face, but I’d certainly put a pair of socks in her mouth to keep her from speaking. But only until it was time for her to blow me. Then she can say whatever she wants a long as she’s sucking…”Mm mgffr stlrtgn losewxcf…OOPS! I swallowed it!”

  27. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m simultaneously repulsed by her and ready to hit that at a moment’s notice. It must be the boobs… (Spike Lee voice) It’s gotta be the boobs.

  28. Gen. Colon Prowler

    I hate her for making my penis erect. I really don’t like her, but my boner overrules me every time. I’ve already had to get a new computer TWICE, because eventually the spunk just becomes like barnacles under my keys.

  29. Urbanspaceman

    Any woman can have permanently-erect nipples and Lindsay’s no stranger to collegen.

  30. Joe Blow

    Trout pout!!!

    Nasty skank.

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    Throjo
    Commented on this photo:

    Her coke sensors are going off.

  32. Lindsay Lohan Braless Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry, Lindsay. Just because you can’t see the camera, doesn’t mean nobody can see you. Though we sure wish it was true!

  33. Lindsay Lohan Braless Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    Good God!!! What the fuck is that behind her?

  34. Lindsay Lohan Braless Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    Ooooh! Looks like she found a new toy to play with.

  35. Lindsay Lohan Braless Nipples
    Undercover
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear World,

    I have not sunk to the deepest level of Disney star despairdom because look! my nipples still point in the same direction!

    xoxo

    Lilo

  36. Chauncy

    You guys are pretty desperate to get turned on by her saggy boobs. I myself have always wondered what her puckered rosebud looks like!

  37. Anonymous

    Lindsay Lohan is what you see when you’re driving down the street in Las Vegas, Nevada checking out all the hookers, whores and sluts that want to pleasure you for money, but you know you wouldn’t wanna tap that. It’s full of disease, it’s ugly and looks like it’s 10 times it’s age.

  38. At this rate, I’m surprised to see that she can still afford air conditioning.

  39. Lindsay Lohan Braless Nipples
    xavierh
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a fairytale princess…from a Neil Gaiman story.

  40. Lindsay Lohan Braless Nipples
    brooklyn
    Commented on this photo:

    rock out with your cock out.

  41. forrest gump

    she is almost convinced of finding a serious jo at Wal Mart or Ralphs.

  42. Lindsay Lohan Braless Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s ok honey, we weren’t looking at your face anyway.

  43. Richard

    I’m almost sure she no longer colors her hair white or blonde. It’s white naturally since she’s actually 60. She looks old.

  44. anonym

    i feel sorry for this bitch.

    but nice tits !
    I actually wouldn’t hesitate to suck those, even considering what a dirty whore she is.

    she really needs to work on that flat ass though. There’s no muscle there.

  45. Lindsay Lohan Braless Nipples
    Love to fuck Lilo
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, wish some day fucking her and licking her beautiful tits :(

  46. like2bcold

    my penis is confused. i want but i know it would be a bad idea lol.

  47. Lindsay Lohan Braless Nipples
    B L Zebubba
    Commented on this photo:

    Lindsay free-boobin’ again! Luscious, stupendous tits on that girl. Very glamorous, very nice in this shot a perfect look.

  48. Lindsay Lohan Braless Nipples
    B L Zebubba
    Commented on this photo:

    Run, Lindsay – run!

  49. Lindsay Lohan Braless Nipples
    B L Zebubba
    Commented on this photo:

    Free-boobin’!

  50. Lindsay Lohan Braless Nipples
    B L Zebubba
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that’s free-boobin’!

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