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She’s about to etch her name on that car window.
Her legs have more bruises than Annabel Chong’s after her world record attempt.
“Let’s see, it says here that I supposedly live at…”
Some Women are like fine wine, Lindsay is more like a cheap used car
The “neighbourhood” cheap used car, as in everybody’s had a ride.
yes, I would agree with you both. I personally think she LOOKS like a used condom
Yeah “Coyote”, I bet you can get much better ass in your ghetto… (not). She’s hotness impersonated. I just had a tingly feeling in my dick when the fucking pic loaded!
She impersonates hotness, huh? Works for me!
By the way, I’d see a doctor for that tingly feeling. Sounds like an STD to me.
or an old, beat up, used and unwanted mobile home. Nobody would wanna come in that.
Tiki got cut? Sound painful. Speedy recovery, buddy.
Karma’s a bitch.
Hell yeah, I would love to keep her nice and warm.
It’s like one of those Magic Eye posters. i can’t stop staring.
Yeah, it poked my fucking eye out. Fucking braless whores.
Those are some truly superb tits.
The answer to how she keeps getting out of trouble.
Amen!
Credit where credit is due. They do look fabulous.
Also, the primary reason she remains interesting.
Can she get Sirius on those?
She looks like she’s been avoiding sunlight and indulging in mountains of cocaine and alcohol , if I had to guess
Really going out on a limb there…
Yea I hope you didn’t hurt yourself coming to that conclusion. Odds are in your favor. Sheesh.
I’m square bored. It’s just like
Justifiable! Telling me to not quote from Wikipedia when it wasn’t me who referred to it then go read some boring shit. You didn’t read those fucking memoirs of Darwin’s wife yourself, hypocrite!
did you just activate a sleeper agent?
@stratacat LOL no shit!
Stratacat, that’s the funniest reply in a long time. Well done.
Hope you know this means WAR!
Guess that means you’ve been stocking up on whipped cream pies.
Damn you Boobs! You make me ignore everything I know to be true about this woman.
LOL
damn
Best tits in the biz.
As long as you are OK with invisible nips.
What the heck is up with her nips? The right one is an inch and a half higher than the left, and you say she has the best tits?!?!?! At least look at symmetrical ones.
great tits, but those teeth look like meth teeth.
One would think her crotch could provide her with warmth.
Yummy. She is very sexy.
great tits!
Eloquently put!
what’s up with the meth mouth?? great nips though.
Her mouth and teeth are repulsive! Close your damn mouth, whore! The men will be too afraid to rent ya.
Put on a fucking braw or you will be shooting from the hips soon.
Oh, Cock Dr. You really expect her to live long enough for her tits to really sag. That’s so cute.
Everyone step back and cover your eyes. It looks like they’re getting ready to erupt right through her shirt!
As I drink in the above image, the question I ask myself is: Do you suppose her nipples are “wired” and she can have a massive orgasm with nothing more than nipple stimulation? Wow! Something to ponder…
Her face is getting fat, her legs look like she has no muscles at all but her nipples are magnificent. Maybe she can give up acting and become a tit model?
good lord, does such a job as “tit model” exist? (outside my spank bank?)
You know, I do believe that’s her best work in ages. Kudo’s – my coke-addled, quasi-lesbian, talent-free ex-Disney tart. I think you’ve found your niche.
How much you want to bet she spent a moment or two ‘tweaking’ them before she got out of the car. She knows it’s all publicity.
I would gladly suck those tits but would put a paperbag on her face first.
I wouldn’t paper-bag her face, but I’d certainly put a pair of socks in her mouth to keep her from speaking. But only until it was time for her to blow me. Then she can say whatever she wants a long as she’s sucking…”Mm mgffr stlrtgn losewxcf…OOPS! I swallowed it!”
I’m simultaneously repulsed by her and ready to hit that at a moment’s notice. It must be the boobs… (Spike Lee voice) It’s gotta be the boobs.
I hate her for making my penis erect. I really don’t like her, but my boner overrules me every time. I’ve already had to get a new computer TWICE, because eventually the spunk just becomes like barnacles under my keys.
Any woman can have permanently-erect nipples and Lindsay’s no stranger to collegen.
Trout pout!!!
Nasty skank.
Her coke sensors are going off.
Sorry, Lindsay. Just because you can’t see the camera, doesn’t mean nobody can see you. Though we sure wish it was true!
AHAHAHAHA
Good God!!! What the fuck is that behind her?
Ooooh! Looks like she found a new toy to play with.
Dear World,
I have not sunk to the deepest level of Disney star despairdom because look! my nipples still point in the same direction!
xoxo
Lilo
You guys are pretty desperate to get turned on by her saggy boobs. I myself have always wondered what her puckered rosebud looks like!
Lindsay Lohan is what you see when you’re driving down the street in Las Vegas, Nevada checking out all the hookers, whores and sluts that want to pleasure you for money, but you know you wouldn’t wanna tap that. It’s full of disease, it’s ugly and looks like it’s 10 times it’s age.
At this rate, I’m surprised to see that she can still afford air conditioning.
She looks like a fairytale princess…from a Neil Gaiman story.
rock out with your cock out.
she is almost convinced of finding a serious jo at Wal Mart or Ralphs.
It’s ok honey, we weren’t looking at your face anyway.
I’m almost sure she no longer colors her hair white or blonde. It’s white naturally since she’s actually 60. She looks old.
i feel sorry for this bitch.
but nice tits !
I actually wouldn’t hesitate to suck those, even considering what a dirty whore she is.
she really needs to work on that flat ass though. There’s no muscle there.
Oh, wish some day fucking her and licking her beautiful tits :(
my penis is confused. i want but i know it would be a bad idea lol.
Lindsay free-boobin’ again! Luscious, stupendous tits on that girl. Very glamorous, very nice in this shot a perfect look.
Run, Lindsay – run!
Free-boobin’!
Now that’s free-boobin’!