Lindsay Lohan Is Being Difficult About Nudity Again
At least once a month, Lindsay Lohan gets practically naked in a room at Chateau Marmont and lets Terry Richardson take a bunch of pictures of her and publish them on a worldwide communication system accessed by billions of people, but why should that stop her from being a pain in the ass on the set of a low-budget indie that will ultimately regret hiring her when she falls asleep with a burning cigarette in her mouth and kills the entire crew? TMZ reports:
Sources connected with production tell TMZ, the scene required Lindsay to go topless — but she was so uncomfortable with the idea of baring her bosom in front of the set’s 10-man crew, she asked them to strip down with her … to their boxers.
The crew was hesitant at first — but according to sources, they eventually obliged, stripping down and shooting the entire scene in their skivvies … and it all went off without a hitch.
In Lindsay’s defense, she was only doing what years of being raised by Dina Lohan’s gin-soaked breath taught her to do: “Whenever you’re in a room full of men with your tits out, fuck as many of them as possible so it’s easier to steal their wallets. Is how I met your father, you wanna meet a father don’t ya? Shuddup, nobody asked you, think you’re so pretty.”