Lindsay Lohan Is Being Difficult About Nudity Again

July 31st, 2012 // 28 Comments
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At least once a month, Lindsay Lohan gets practically naked in a room at Chateau Marmont and lets Terry Richardson take a bunch of pictures of her and publish them on a worldwide communication system accessed by billions of people, but why should that stop her from being a pain in the ass on the set of a low-budget indie that will ultimately regret hiring her when she falls asleep with a burning cigarette in her mouth and kills the entire crew? TMZ reports:

Sources connected with production tell TMZ, the scene required Lindsay to go topless — but she was so uncomfortable with the idea of baring her bosom in front of the set’s 10-man crew, she asked them to strip down with her … to their boxers.
The crew was hesitant at first — but according to sources, they eventually obliged, stripping down and shooting the entire scene in their skivvies … and it all went off without a hitch.

In Lindsay’s defense, she was only doing what years of being raised by Dina Lohan‘s gin-soaked breath taught her to do: “Whenever you’re in a room full of men with your tits out, fuck as many of them as possible so it’s easier to steal their wallets. Is how I met your father, you wanna meet a father don’t ya? Shuddup, nobody asked you, think you’re so pretty.”

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  1. Idiots. Don’t they know enough to dangle some blow in a Ziploc? She’ll do anything they want if they do that.

  2. Frank Burns

    Sources also say that the group disrobement made Lindsay so comfortable that she carried it into her non-professional (hahaha!) life, asking the crew at a local Taco Bell to strip down with her during lunch. Said one crew member, ” After seeing that, I’ll never look at a Locos Taco in quite the same way again.”

  3. cc

    ‘she asked them to strip down with her … to their boxers’…at which point she unceremoniously blew all of them in exchange for a carton of Pall Malls.

    • El Jefe

      That is pretty much what I took from this.

      If they had given her the bag of coke like she asked for, this could all have been avoided.

  4. Johann Erckson

    id have a boner haha

  5. John

    Live & in person; a combination of VD, Hep C( Maybe Hep B & A also ) Herpes covered in ” Cover Girl ” and last but not least, ” She will crawl on her belly fully nude for a fix!

  6. Annie

    You know James Deen is only thinking about gagging her and stuffing his hand in her mouth.

  7. Annie

    Oh wait no, that’s me. I volunteer James.

  8. Johnny P!

    She was also very nervous about getting back behind the wheel of a car after the last few mishaps, so the studio offered her professional driving lessons.
    She agreed only under the condition that her instructor would hit as many strollers as possible.
    He was reluctant at first, but after agreeing everything went off without a hitch, and Lindsay is an old hand behind the wheel again.

  9. EricLr

    I just hope the studio provided free STD testing afterwards. Like Skarsgaard, she can bang you so fast that you don’t even know it. Only with him, you get a bundle of joy. With her, you get a series of penicillin injections and topical cream.

  10. The Royal Penis

    If she asks me topless to strip down to my shorts I’m going ahead and knocking one off while I’m at it.

    If she thought making me strip down to my underwear would make her feel more comfortable, I’d say the act of my jerking off might change her mind. Although I could probably change it again with the proper drug in hand.

  11. Anon

    LOL….if I’m reading this right. In order for Lindsay to feel comfortable with her tits out. She needs to see 10 swinging dicks in the room.

    Her PR people need to be fired because they make her sound like a whore. She is one but her PR people don’t need to emphasize the point that her pretending it’s just a gangbang makes her calm about nudity.

    • El Jefe

      “Makes her sound like a whore”. lol
      Like the photo of her getting fucked in the ass in the hotel room by the Indian dude in front of an open window did not accomplish that already.

  12. In addition to being ridiculously stupid and contemptuously self-centered, LiLo is also as screwy as a pig’s tail. Thank God she’s not an addict or an alcoholic.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Topless The Canyons James Deen
    Commented on this photo:

    Is Chris Kattan a production assistant now?

  14. Little Jimmy

    She was looking to see who would get hard, so she would know where she could score some easy blow afterwards.

  15. Justified

    This whore will do anything for attention. Next, we’ll be hearing about how on her next $40 lifetime movie, she demands a driver & limo because “she doesn’t like to drive”. I wish she’d just die already…

  16. Low Ball

    Since women look at me as the fungus growing beneath the totem pole of men sometimes I envy pornstars. Take James, he fucked some of the most beautiful women I lust after. But I realized, one day he may be called upon to fuck Lindsay Lohan. Should that day ever come I will still come out ahead.

  17. Juano

    If this is true, I feel sorry for her. She is pretty delusional, and those Terry Richardson shots are actually quite pathetic. Whoever thought he had talent and that those shots of her were “sexy” or “artsy” has about as much class as the present I left in the toilet this morning.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Topless The Canyons James Deen
    Commented on this photo:

    She better not fuck up, because James will call Princess Donna and this will quickly turn into the lastest episode on

  19. USDA Prime McBeef

    My nutsack after a hot shower is perkier than Lohan’s tits.

  20. Henry

    Bitch please.

  21. Obviously

    She just wanted to see who got too into the scene…

  22. Clarence Beeks

    she walks around braless in see through shirts all the time, yet NOW feels “uncomfortable”.

    someone punch this stupid twat in her face, please.

  23. Mike D

    Some idiot let her get sober again. What the hell are they thinking.

  24. Lindsay Lohan Topless The Canyons James Deen
    Prancing nugget
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not the story I heard from my friend who is one of the crew guys. He said she first had a fit and threw half the people out of the room then when she kept demanding that the crew got down to their boxers the director went out of the room and came back naked with just his shoes on. She laughed and went on with the scene while he directed naked.

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