Lindsay Lohan is Giving Exclusive Interviews During Her House Arrest

June 22nd, 2011 // 60 Comments
Lindsay Lohan House Arrest

In between parties, shooting commercials, trying to escape and making bikini movies, Lindsay Lohan somehow found time to indulge Life & Style with an interview about how really, really hard house arrest is, and that it’s taught her a lesson. For real this 18th time.

On the sacrifices:
“I was really upset not being able to go to my little brother’s birthday party. He just turned 16. That bummed me out.”

On how she’s so totally working and doesn’t drink anymore:
“I’ve been having a lot of work-related meetings. Sometimes my friends come over. And I get to see my sister, Ali, which is nice. … When my friends come over, they’re not drinking. Alcohol is not in my house, so it’s just not a part of my life.”

And then not ruling out drinking at nightclubs not even five seconds later:
“I don’t think you should ever say never.”

Yadda yadda learned her lesson blah blah blah:
“This may come as a shock, but I mean it: I want to start my community service. I want to finish that so I can work in August and September. You go through experiences. I do understand that I need to gain some of the respect back, but I’m willing to work hard for that. I understand the situations I’ve put myself in, and I don’t want to go back to that.”

I love how Lindsay claims there’s no alcohol in her house and then follows up it by saying she’s going back to work in August. If someone lit a match at that exact moment, her breath would’ve caught on fire. You did a commercial for Beezid.com, you crazy drunk. You might as well have made a YouTube video claiming the Holocaust isn’t real and then stabbed a gay baby in the face because let me tell you what conversation isn’t happening no matter how many times it plays in your head:

PRODUCER: Hey, did you see that girl on the Beezid commercial? We should risk an entire film production on that.
STUDIO: And pay her in cash!
SAMANTHA RONSON: And my hand in marriage!
MICHAEL LOHAN: And this document proving she’s adopted!

Photo: Courtesy of Life & Style

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  1. meh

    Look at that photo. What a sham. Oh yeah Linds, you’re such a sophisticate.

    SKANK HO!

  2. Shel Silverstein

    judging by her furnishings , all of her taste might be in her mouth , and it may taste like Samantha Ronson

  3. Kim Khlamydia

    Love the giant pic of herself she’s got. What a humble little sweetheart.

    • Any Guy

      unreal, its almost as if she wants everyone to hate her guts. mission accomplished.

    • Grace

      Thank you! That’s the most offending part of it all… that, and her stupid blond hair!

    • Rancid

      Apparently seeing herself in every mirror isn’t good enough.

      Has anyone here ever notice an office-mate who has single pictures of herself/himself decorating their cubical? That seriously freaks me out. I always ask them if it’s a twin or something.

      • Casey

        Rancid- She probably doesn’t have any mirrors, and just uses that portrait to gauge if she looks hot. That would explain why she looks like shit all the time.

      • TomFrank

        Isn’t there something about how gingers can’t see their reflections in a mirror?

    • Really

      Maybe we should check back in six months to see if the portrait still looks the same, or if her deal with the devil paid off.

    • mensa

      That photo is seriously disturbing. I shouldn’t have been surprised to see blatant evidence of Linday Lohan’s narcissism in a background shot of her home…but somehow, I was.

    • Jack Ketch

      Gigantic portraits of oneself as such represent narcissistic personality disorder to the max. On top of everything else … yikes.

  4. MILF

    Is that a glass of coke disguised as milk?

  5. ..”proving she’s adopted”. I call forgery on that one! lol

    • Jack Ketch

      No shit … only the piss-complected puddle of puke known as Lindsay Lohan could result from Dina and Michael copulating. (*barfs*)

  6. Billy Barty , Jr

    Latin name : cuntus moronicus

  7. anonymous

    Of course there is no alcohol or drugs in her house, it’s probably under the terms of her house arrest. She violates any of the terms, she gets to go to real jail.

    She’s making it sound like it’s her choice. LOL

    • vitobonespur

      …THIS JUST IN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…

      While Lindsay Lohan has been claiming that there are no drugs or alcohol in her house, and that she’s really sticking to it this time, the results of her two most recent blood tests have come in and guess what???

      She fucking failed her alcohol test AGAIN!!! Film at 11.

  8. RoboZombie

    Damn, wish we could go back in time and put HER in the passenger’s seat of Ryan Dunn’s Porsche!

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    flabbergast
    Commented on this photo:

    Who the fuck has giant pictures of themselves all over their house? geez, I mean I have family photos but she seems to have giant shrines to herself all over her house. damn girl get over yourself, you used to be something, now you’re just a used up, self absorbed drug addict, with some half decent tits

  10. The Critical Crassness

    It’s good that you have a vivid imagination Fish, otherwise this would be the third non-news post of the day…..However, you sterling wit and vivid imaginary conversation have made it live!

  11. MR. T

    The old stab a gay baby in the face line…..classic

  12. kimmykimkim

    I’m so not surprised that she has a gigantic portrait of herself hanging in her living room. I am surprised, however, that she’s not completely naked in it. What am I saying? THAT portrait is on the ceiling above her bed.

  13. Chauncy

    The reason why she is able to be under house arrest and still have parties and make money doing commercials is because it’s allowed.

    She has always been able to string herself along financially because there are still companies, magazines and whoever else that are willing to pay her for a photo shoot or an interview. Which means her and her image are profitable for these companies because some poor sap or idiot fifteen year old girl will buy the product they see her peddling.

  14. kimmykimkim

    She’s totally drinking a white Russian too. That is definitely not just milk. Bitch, please!

  15. Emillio Estevez , Jr.

    Vapid , self – delusional narcissists . She will become a philosopher like Katy Perry next

  16. “When my friends come over, they’re not drinking. Alcohol is not in my house, so it’s just not a part of my life.”

    Really?
    http://www.thesuperficial.com/lindsay-lohan-house-arrest-party-06-2011/0613-lindsay-lohan-house-arrest-party-02

    Seems her commitment to honestly hasn’t changed.

  17. what?

    Look at me, I am so wholesome with my glass of milk and bowl of lemons… and that mirror on the wall behind me

  18. Cock Dr

    She’s not a very good actress, because I’m just not convinced.

  19. The Most Interesting

    Nothing says class quite like a lifesize cheesecake portrait of yourself in the living room. Hef, we’ve found Crystal’s replacement.

    • Tracey

      Oh please, Hef knows STDs when he sees them! It’s a good thing she loves herself enough to put that portrait up cause when she can’t find a job or money, she’s gonna spend a lot of time on that couch. Well, til she has to sell it.

  20. peter pantsless

    No alcohol involved?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2006955/Lindsay-Lohan-opens-doors-home-completes-house-arrest-says-shell-prove-critics-wrong.html

    Scroll down to the 5th picture. Beer bottle and wine glasses. They may have just been doing cocaine off of them, so I could be wrong.

  21. Really

    “This may come as a shock, but I mean it: I want to start my community service. I want to finish that so I can work in August and September.”

    Come as a shock that you don’t care about the community or carrying through your sentence, just that you want to get it over with as quickly as possible so you can go back to your life as it was before you were saddled with this ghastly punishment? I’m not shocked. Anyone else?

  22. Lindsay Lohan House Arrest
    Commented on this photo:

    Have to laugh at the staged bowl of oranges and glass of milk. We all know the second the photogs leave that drink will become a white russian, and a bowl of coke will replace the fruit.

  23. feminist barbie

    i swear….are only celebrities allowed to put life-sized portraits of themselves in the living room? bc i totally want to do that in my house. and see which one of my friends would be the first to throw me a side eye accompanying the phrase “bitch, please.” this bitch is ridiculous.

  24. Rabbit

    I’d love to fuck her on live TV :)

    • ohh man, not a good sign being summoned to court the NEXT DAY.

      am all for moderation over abstinence. except if you’re a ward of the legal system, then you need to be drier than aniston’s pudenda.

      good luck babydoll!

  25. the captain

    …………….so don’t take american justice to serious.

  26. Venom

    She is hot as shit.

  27. The whole world needs to just stop giving her an audience so she can slide into a festering pile of obscurity.

  28. Dilby

    Trash. The only movie i’d watch with her as the starlet would be a snuff film.
    Gtfo lohans

  29. keijo

    she looks good, hope she’ll get back on track

  30. Don

    Spoiler alert.

    I watched Machete for the umpteeth time yesterday and realized something. I thought Lindsay went topless. She did, but every time she was topless, her hair was covering her boobs, except for when she was in the pool making out with Machete & her mom. But it was a body double. Her hair was covering her face, but the tits were out there plain as day. It was like an epiphany.

  31. Lindsay Lohan House Arrest
    oneone
    Commented on this photo:

    chick looks hot

  32. poppymoss

    I have the EXACT same bookshelf she has — from Target. I would have thought those tits at least warranted Sears ….

  33. Brooke

    Come on guys, she really needs to get back to work! Denny’s needs more people to work the night shift! That coffee doesn’t serve itself, you know.

    She probably really DOES need to work. She just didn’t specify what kind of work…

  34. Chupacabra

    The way this is going, it doesn’t look like she’s going to kill herself any time soon. I need to change my dead pool. I think she’s going to last into her 40′s at which point she’ll have OD’d on heroin in some white trash trailer park in Arizona or something… but that’s just one idea.

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