Lindsay Lohan Instagrams Boobs, Lunatic Manifesto

If you follow us on Facebook, you know Fish is on his yearly vacation in the south, which also means I, your humble boy of photos, get to play captain of the boob ship for a week. *charts course directly into iceberg* And what better way to start off than Lindsay Lohan waking up on a Sunday morning (with the usual adrenaline shot to the heart by a terrified john) and sounding off on Instagram about NYC, Allah, and Michael Jackson? I was able to translate, because I once fell off a roof and blacked out for several minutes, so I speak just enough brain damage to get by.

lindsaylohanthey always come back. I love you NYC 💋they always come back. I love you NYC 💋 #godblesstheworld #michaeljackson #rip miss you as my real only private friend.

Translation: There have been way too many people remembering 9/11 without referencing famous pedophiles.

For you: god, for all hurts and wrongs, please let me forgive, Allah please let me be forgiven, and all forgive themselves. Please and thank you.

Translation: I really need to start calling these people to tell them to get tested.

(Someone I was with the night before several towers fell, it felt like not a curse, but more like a spell.. What we think in America is not always clear, we don’t have @peta commercials / you just kill deer….

Translation: On September 10th, 2001, I met Bill Cosby at his hunting cabin for cappuccino and career advice.

with this being said, I’m a girl with a reputation mislead… Like a diamond in the rough, you, now, for 25 years have seen me on TV and screen.. So i am programmed 🔺to stand tough.

Translation: The doctors are constantly amazed at my heart health. At one point they said, “Your body is like a flipped car that’s on fire, but the wheels are still spinning. It’s quite remarkable, really.”

Black or white – in life, rather than love we create a fight of an ideal situation of an unexceptional, yet unacceptable future that @TMZ @Eonline @HarveylevinTMZ & #harveyweinstein ..couldn’t and wouldn’t even care to describe any thought of the people we forget to help when a franchise film comes out and, If money means more than freedom- than stay in California.

Translation: My services are available to all races, but if you are a powerful film executive, it’s cash up front and a notarized agreement that you will leak my “possible involvement” in at least two projects. Also, for legal reasons, the exchange of my services must be performed in Nevada. (Yes, a border rest stop is acceptable.)

If helping others is a passion, talk to angelina jolie… If you want to be a brilliant actress, work wth Meryl Streep …

Translation: Here are the names of two famous people I have no business bringing up at all.

at the end of the day- republican or democrats — BE HERE NOW @oprah and live with integrity. Or go to sleep. The most beautiful life comes cheap. Stop fighting and using artists for distractions. It’s boring… 🙏 #UnitedNations

Translation: Okay, Congressman, I’m starting to crash, so it’s either another eight ball and an additional half day rate, or I start snorting Ambien. This was all outlined in the package I sent to your aide.

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