The Producers of Lindsay Lohan’s New Movie Are Convicted Coke Smugglers, Of Course

January 31st, 2014 // 14 Comments
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A little over a week ago, Oprah‘s money tore a hole through the universe by allowing Lindsay Lohan to show up to Sundance and announce she’d be starring in a new movie despite spending the past two years filming made-for-TV and direct-to-video movies in between a Scary Movie cameo she tried to bail on before finally showing up after threat of legal action and clogging all the toilets. Except now comes word that the “producers” of her latest project are convicted coke dealers, so that explains literally everything. TMZ reports:

Sources close to Lindsay tell us … it’s inconceivable that she’d bail out of the film, “Inconceivable” … despite reports the money men — who’ve backed several Hollywood movies, including “Lone Survivor” with Mark Wahlberg — were convicted of coke trafficking.
L.A. Weekly reported the men — Remington Chase and Stepan Martirosyan — were convicted in 1993. There were even allegations they put a hit out on a guy in Moscow.

TMZ’s Lindsay source, presumably named Anid Nahol, claims she had no idea her new business partners were former drug dealers but will continue to work with them because she just doesn’t judge and not because this is her goddamn Christmas. She would never, ever think like that, or put up decorations. She just likes lights, is all. And trees. Covered in bulbs. Next to a plate of cookies.

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  1. There were even allegations they put a hit out on a guy in Moscow.

    Oh big deal. That’s like going to the supermarket over there. “Hmm, I need some eggs, milk and oh yeah I gotta take out a contract on Ron’s life.”

  2. It’s sad what has become of Lindsay Lohan.

  3. can i put in a humble request for a pic of Joanna Krupa in today’s TCWM? Hilarity usually ensues when we get her.

  4. cc

    This shouldn’t come as a surprise. It simplifies things greatly…she doesn’t have to find a dealer, she doesn’t have to carry large amounts of cash. It’s like direct deposit coke.

  5. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    She has until July to join the 27 Forever Club. This looks promising.

  6. malaka

    on one hand, this slor is essentially an upper decker on any ‘project’ that she could possibly become involved with.
    on the other hand, good for her. all of her snowy white dreams are coming true.

  7. “Remington Chase”? I refuse to believe that’s his real name.

  8. I wouldn’t be surprised. Lots of shady people fund Hollywood’s movie.
    Besides Lohan is washed the fuck up!!
    Emma Stone and Jennifer Lawrence are the billion dollar babies while L-HOE is a coked out skank.

  9. All one had to do was to look up IMDB for Randall Emmett, her “co-producer” on this “project” to realize the man launders money as a career and calls it “Movie Producing”.

  10. Lindsay Lohan
    Blanch
    Commented on this photo:

    never understood all the hate. she’s a pretty hot 50 y/o.

  11. I thought a lot of producers in Hollywood were drug dealers or at least have connections to them.

  12. Diedre

    Go down in eternal doomsday flames .. or go home..

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    jacob
    Commented on this photo:

    I love to see your tits like to see your pussy in my face

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