So remember when Lindsay Lohan did that fucked up photo shoot where she was in cavegirl gear with a bow and arrow? Here’s the end result – along with much better outfits, or lack thereof – in the August issue of German GQ. Granted, Lindsay has been dominating the headlines by bending the law to her coked-out will, I thought it’d be nice to remember that with enough make-up, Photoshop and never having to hear her speak, she has awesome tits. It’s important not to lose sight of that.
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Ty Pennington | July 15, 2010 at 2:25 pm
This bitch is NOT attractive, why does she think she is. Why can’t she just die of AIDS already.
Mr. Nice Guy | July 15, 2010 at 2:45 pm
You are Fucking Nuts.
She is a “10″.
That is why many of us hate to see her fall apart.
That is why too many of you love to see her fall apart.
Drew | July 15, 2010 at 2:48 pm
No, she’s fucking disgusting. People with that many freckles should be put into camps.
This coming from someone that would ream Shauna Sands ass.
ts | July 15, 2010 at 3:22 pm
So many of us love to see her fall apart because she is an ingrate. A complete waste of oxygen.
Bob | July 15, 2010 at 3:42 pm
a 10???? WTF are you smoking dude! can i get some so i can fucking see sam ronsom as a 6 maybe!!! holy shit!!
trousers | July 15, 2010 at 4:20 pm
no fucking way is she a 10. maybe a 9 back on SNL in the harry potter costume, but now shes a anorexic in denial with a pair of flapjack implants. The only hot thing about her is the snotty whorish look on her face.
Lauren | July 15, 2010 at 4:56 pm
10… hahahahaha! She doesn’t even qualify for “butterface” status.
RasputinsLiver | July 15, 2010 at 9:31 pm
Whe I look at her I get the ol’ Bitter Beer Face look on. Bitch is gross. Those freckles all over her look like fucking skin cancer and ‘re ugly as sin.
And let’s not even get into the ridiculous fish lips (nothing person, Fish).
She’s a fucking STD’d pig.
RasputinsLiver | July 15, 2010 at 9:32 pm
Dude, you’re ons some really bad LSD.
Sasra | July 15, 2010 at 11:01 pm
Wow…her belly button is high. Anyways she isn’t ugly but she definetly isn’t a 10. And she did use to be loved but then she had to go all crazy ass on us and thats why we don’t like her. She is a spoiled brat who drinks and drives and looks as high as a cloud most of the time. She is nuts and is falling apart on her own, so why the hell should we pity her.
j0N | July 16, 2010 at 4:57 pm
You obviously haven’t heard of Photoshop. In person she’s butt-ugly!
j0N | July 16, 2010 at 4:58 pm
@ Mr. Nice Fag
Tes | July 16, 2010 at 7:05 pm
You guys arguing over her being a “6″ or a “10″ or a “9″… that’s legitimate conversation. You guys saying she’s disgusting or not attractive take way too much liberty with your words. Mrs Garret from the “Facts of Life” is disgusting… are you telling me you would rate them equally? Your exaggerations make the internet stupid.
kimsd | July 23, 2010 at 3:11 am
WHAT’S WRONG WITH BEING HIGH AS A CLOUD???
suze | July 15, 2010 at 2:25 pm
sweet
FrankNfrtr | July 15, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Headline on Huffington Post sez LiLo has entered Shapiro’s “rehab” in effort to avoid jail time.
Think it’ll work?
ZigZagZoey | July 15, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Hope NOT!
RasputinsLiver | July 15, 2010 at 9:28 pm
Man, here’s hoping she fails at that as well as the party was just gettin’ started and by next Tuesday we’d all be looking forward to sitting down after work with a couple cold ones to enjoy the action.
tcre | July 15, 2010 at 2:26 pm
. . . . first
Jen | July 15, 2010 at 2:29 pm
photoshop is a wonderful(?) thing
Captain_Insano | July 15, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Pretty bad when they have to over-expose the pictures of a 24 year old to make her look younger.
Useless cunt.
MISSterious | July 15, 2010 at 2:31 pm
the location of her belly button is disturbing.
Bel | July 15, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Ya the bellybutton thing is nasty. She should get some sort of plastic surgery to fix that sh!t
Lauren | July 15, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Maybe she had some. Kate Gosslen has a super high bellybutton from her tummy tuck. It’s gross.
hopscotch | July 15, 2010 at 3:54 pm
real talk
fester | July 15, 2010 at 4:49 pm
It started out normal but the incessant snorting has moved it closer to her nose.
katdeee | July 15, 2010 at 2:33 pm
^^^ thats what i was going to say! the belly button is so high up!!! wtf?
Admiral Buttcrack | July 16, 2010 at 1:43 pm
DUDE. Me too! It’s kind of weird…like it would be connected to her diaphragm. (The sheet of muscle below her lungs, not the other kind)
PinkSprinkles | July 15, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Does anybody else notice how abnormally high-up her bellybutton is?
Deacon Jones | July 15, 2010 at 2:46 pm
No. I was looking at her tits.
Karmen | July 15, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Why the hell is her navel so high up?
Kevin | July 15, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Because she is obviously a space alien. Duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain_Insano | July 15, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Has anybody mentioned how high her belly button is? What? Fifteen people already have? Okey dokey then.
Bob | July 15, 2010 at 3:43 pm
hey you guys see how hight her belly button is? NASTY!!!
Deacon Jones | July 15, 2010 at 3:58 pm
No, I missed that. I was looking at her belly button
McFeely Smackup | July 15, 2010 at 2:45 pm
awesome tits?
what the fuck is wrong with you? Do you like saggy granny titties that much? Lindsay has decent sized boobs, but they sag like two sacks of shame and shattered dreams.
Also, I don’t think there was QUITE enough photoshop used in the bow/arrow photo. they stretched her out to look tall and thin, but managed to place her bellybutton in a completely anatomically impossible location. If you compare it to the other photos, it’s comical.
ZigZagZoey | July 15, 2010 at 2:55 pm
Sag like two sacks of shame and shattered dreams.
LMAO ~ That is awesome!
GeorgeWBush | July 15, 2010 at 2:57 pm
GQ + Photoshop = FAIL
Karmen | July 15, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Actually, I’ve just googled her and her navel really is that high, even in the unshopped pics.
Mike NIke | July 15, 2010 at 2:54 pm
I can smell her rotten stinky assed fire puss puss from here.
Kami | July 15, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Is no one else disturbed by how seriously wrong she’s holding that bow?
Jimbo | July 15, 2010 at 3:06 pm
How come her crouch does not burn a hole in her shorts?
McFeely Smackup | July 15, 2010 at 3:08 pm
because crouching usually just makes you a little shorter, rather than starting fires.
Jen | July 15, 2010 at 3:13 pm
BORK BORK BORK!
ROUGH--taking back the "internets" from the ubsurd | July 15, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Not one to kick a dog while its down, but Lilo’s wobbly thighs should be voted the second week to complete the eff you Rough vote.
fester | July 15, 2010 at 3:40 pm
I’ll bet the makeup artist(s) troweled with laughter…
Fuck off, BLOWhan | July 15, 2010 at 4:07 pm
These German idiots photoshopped the shit out of these photos, to the point that it doesn’t even look like her. Take a look at the face of the banner pic; that’s not her. Also, they took out her pooch gut & erased all her nasty freckles. If you want to see what she actually looked like during the photoshoot (showing her droopy cleavage, pooch gut & flabby ass), here’s a link: http://www.dlisted.com/files/lindsaylohancavemanshit.jpg.
Also, on the German GQ front cover, the photoshop idiots removed her belly button…
Jen | July 15, 2010 at 5:09 pm
yes, superfish also posted that in the paragraph above. sigh.
dsfd | July 18, 2010 at 12:17 am
oh my god…i mean, it was obvious from her belly button. but comparing it to the realistic photos…what the hell
memem | July 15, 2010 at 4:09 pm
What is wrong with her belly button in these pics?
That Guy | July 15, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Her bellybutton always looks so high because she’s constantly sucking her pooch in. In the cover shot, I don’t think they ‘shopped it out as much as I think she didn’t bother to suck in her gut ’cause that shit was covered by a high-waisted bottom.
Instead | July 15, 2010 at 4:45 pm
would still crush this puppy (t9)
Rumple Fugly | July 15, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Her no tone legs make me want to cut off my vein cane and stab myself in the eyes with it! Just because you photo shop out the gazillion freckles doesn’t mean they aren’t there! Bleck!
RasputinsLiver | July 15, 2010 at 9:24 pm
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C’mon, people!
We all know that bitch doesn’t look ANYWHERE near that good!!
Excellent makeup people who can mask the cunt up. great lighting and camera folks who know what they’re doing and how to make the ugliest chick look like a fucking angel. Then some spiffy photoshopping and….VOILA!
Nah, this is just marketing shit. We all know she’s hagged beyond belief and never coming back.
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thunderstud | July 15, 2010 at 9:25 pm
Not pretty…. no idea why anyone would want to take pics of her…
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RasputinsLiver | July 15, 2010 at 10:18 pm
Do you shit-for-brains actually get responses from people when you post this dumbass stuff on here?
If so, they’re as much shit-for-brains as you and your company are.
captain america | July 16, 2010 at 1:12 am
LESBIANS in jail love these photos:
……..LET’S WAIT & SEE!!
spfan | July 16, 2010 at 1:40 am
she is a 10 in my book she is special but fucked up in her personal life for sure.
Kristin | July 16, 2010 at 2:13 am
need to move the bellybutton
Kaz | July 16, 2010 at 9:18 am
Go go in jail nasty girl
Darth | July 16, 2010 at 12:20 pm
I’ve the feeling that these aren’t much interesting pics to many…
Nero | July 16, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Just let her go in jail and bury her and forget all about her (i’m talking here on behalf of whole nations).
Rhialto | July 16, 2010 at 12:56 pm
She’s a very unpleasant person in real.That’s why most of the folks don’t like her.
Rhialto | July 16, 2010 at 1:03 pm
You’d need sympathy (which is a form of respect) for staying power.Dramas are only temporary.
Hard 4 Lohan | July 17, 2010 at 12:29 am
I heard she only takes it in the ass…
marissa martin | July 17, 2010 at 11:33 am
wow cupid is real and goin to jail
Nina | July 18, 2010 at 11:02 am
Why does her belly button look freakishly high? O_o;
That can’t be normal.