Lindsay Lohan Wants Everyone To Quit Bitching About A Stupid Hurricane

October 29th, 2012 // 52 Comments
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“This is how hearing about canned goods make me feel, you guys.”

Possibly to endear herself to the Romney campaign, or simply because she’s a ginger tainthole, Lindsay Lohan has decided to weigh in on this Hurricane Sandy business by telling all the little people to just think happy thoughts because that’ll keep our lights on and/or basement dry. Also, all our bitching is ruining her good time, so if we could maybe knock that shit off, that’d be great:

WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i’m calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace.

In related news/programming note, Photo Boy and I will be diligently posting as much as possible today until our power eventually goes out which the electric company has warned us via several emails and automated phone calls is definitely going to happen and will be a bitch to turn back on. So if the posting abruptly stops, don’t panic, Photo Boy probably just drowned in his basement and I froze to death in my sleep. NBD.


Photos: Terry Richardson


  1. Inner Retard

    After reading her comment I thought, pull the trigger! Just do it! But that would have been wrong, right?

  2. Cock Dr

    Since she’s shared her moronic thoughts on the situation I’ll go ahead and present mine.
    She should be marched off the end of the Ocean City fishing pier, while wearing nothing but a white t-shirt. We’ll tell her it’s a photoshoot for the cover of Vogue magazine.

  3. grobpilot

    It only takes a few ounces of trigger pull…..

    • Tell her there’s coke in the bottom of the shell casing and there’s only one way to get to it.

    • kirby

      dude! Grams! Grams! She’ll never get your logic if it can be snorted up her nose! wait . . . .maybe she does ounces at a time! Dam! what a vaccum! Move along.

  4. FastFoodLocal151

    I think we should offer her as a sacrifice to the weather gods (I’m willing to believe anything if it means sacrificing LL in a gory manner) but I suspect it would only result in the destruction of mankind.

    • Yeah, that didn’t work in Cabin in the Woods either.

    • kirby

      The jokes on you. Yes it is already the end of mankind, and yes LiLo was the messenger. If you need proof just recall how easily she stayed out of jail or when she was in, how wonderful it was for her. The Devil takes care of his own.

  5. Juano

    Clearly has no understanding of anything. Every statement she makes only proves how uneducated and ignorant she is. Every action she takes only proves how self-indulgent and idiotic she is.

    • Gods only accept virgins as sacrifice and that ship sailed for Lindsay over a decade ago I’m guessing.

    • kirby

      careful what you’re saying. We are all chatting about this girl and half of us would still poke her in her baby hole* regardless of how much coke residue sticks to our members. She knows some things certainly.

      said baby will naturally being born high as a kite!

  6. logan

    How sad when you have nothing of value to say about anything.

  7. Out of curiousity, does anyone know where Fish and Photo Boy are based?

  8. Everyone is in SUCH a panic because it’s a massive freaking storm that closed public transportation, the market, schools, and federal offices. The “Panic” will undoubtedly save thousands of lives because people might actually, for once, realize it’s a big deal and take proper precautions. Happy thoughts aren’t going to keep your house from flooding and keep your cat from floating away!

  9. VV

    I want to stick a gun in my own mouth every time she opens hers. ‘Pray for peace’? How fucking retarded is she? I’m concerned about the fact that she thinks if everyone just wishes the natural disaster away the sun will break through and all will be well.

  10. Let’s face it. Linsday hates anything that blows harder and has more snow than she does.

  11. El Jefe

    My god this woman is an imbecile.

  12. What a fucking cunt.

  13. richie

    she’s so hot…has anyone seen my glasses (i’m blind without them).

  14. #Liloisamoron

    I have been praying for peace…and quiet from Lilo! That would make for a very peaceful day, as far as I am concerned….In other words, “STF, Ms, Brain Dead Tramp!”

  15. FastFoodLocal151

    I take it she’s said this from the hurricane-free zone of Chateau Marmont. Everyone, wish for an earthquake.

  16. As we all know her publicist just quit, so she’s got nobody filtering the horseshit coming out of her mouth.

    I would much rather put something in her mouth that hear something come out of it.

    • Juano

      Not so sure I’d want to put anything in her mouth that I cared about. Not very different than dipping your hand in a vat of acid, I expect.

  17. Monty83

    That’s a surprisingly high consciousness tweet from our friend – Lindsay’s a Crystal Child! Who woulda thunk?

  18. Shannon

    Holy shit! Is she retarded?

  19. suck it

    I’m surprised this twat is telling people not to be worried. She is originally from Merrick, Long Island… which is going to be hit hard by this hurricane. What a moron.

  20. Joe Blow

    I’m praying for piece. As in “I pray that piece discharges while in her fucking mouth.”

    Smartest thing that ever came out of that cunt’s mouth was a penis.

  21. Jack Ketch

    Eat it, bitch, please, PLEASE eat it and do us all a favour.

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    fucketh ye
    Commented on this photo:

    “Pray for Peace”? I’d rather pray for pieces of her brain and skull to spatter the wall behind her. Jon-Erik Hexum style…

    • Wow. Well remembered!

    • While I’m with you all the way regarding the sentiment, Jon-Erik Hexum’s brain and skull exactly didn’t end up on a wall behind him since he shot himself in the head with a blank cartridge – there was no bullet. The damage was done by the wadding that sealed the blank impacting his temple with a large amount of force, driving a chunk of bone into his brain. Since Lindsay obviously has no real brains, all that would do would just give her another excuse to skip work and go shoplifting.

      Can we pray for her to shoot herself in the ass instead, in the hope that a small coke-atrophied mid-brain might be lurking there?

  23. kimmykimkim

    I take it she’s read The Secret. Too bad she can’t “secret” herself a decent career.

  24. Lindsay Lohan Gun Terry Richardson Nipples Bra Underwear
    Commented on this photo:

    What idiot forgot to load that thing? The gun, I mean.

  25. Lindsay Lohan Gun Terry Richardson Nipples Bra Underwear
    Commented on this photo:

    “Are you sure if I load it this way it won’t actually hurt me?”

  26. Andy

    Umm…considering the the latest track puts the eye of the storm about 60 miles south of her home in Merrick, she might want to be at least a little conserned.

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    Throb the Wonder Mule
    Commented on this photo:

    We can only wish……..

    Pull it, pull it………………

  28. Kimmothy

    We really should give her a break; after all, she and this hurricane have a lot in common: they both enjoy property damaging and blowing things.

  29. Lindsay Lohan Gun Terry Richardson Nipples Bra Underwear
    Commented on this photo:

    If she would only

  30. Lindsay Lohan Gun Terry Richardson Nipples Bra Underwear
    bacon bits
    Commented on this photo:

    “FOR SALE”

    (Butterfield 8 pun)

  31. Lindsay Lohan Gun Terry Richardson Nipples Bra Underwear
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    Do the world a favor and pull that trigger!!!!

  32. Lindsay Lohan Gun Terry Richardson Nipples Bra Underwear
    Commented on this photo:

    First of all she is a felon and can not hold a firearm! She has broken her probation by touching these guns. She Lost the right to even touch one is against the law….these pics are just wrong and bad for us that obey rules and don’t lose our rights !

  33. Lindsay Lohan Gun Terry Richardson Nipples Bra Underwear
    Commented on this photo:

    Sometimes it would be nice if people think before they do something like a publicity photo holding a gun to her head….people who are young and impressionable , like my niece, now take photos of themselves holding a gun to their face …. this is getting to be a very sick society we live in here in the USA…. suicides have gone up 30%, that is HUGE !!! Thanks to our useless leaders and our slutty=entertainers, our society is going down HILL fast !!!!

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