Lindsay Lohan Wants Everyone To Quit Bitching About A Stupid Hurricane

“This is how hearing about canned goods make me feel, you guys.”

Possibly to endear herself to the Romney campaign, or simply because she’s a ginger tainthole, Lindsay Lohan has decided to weigh in on this Hurricane Sandy business by telling all the little people to just think happy thoughts because that’ll keep our lights on and/or basement dry. Also, all our bitching is ruining her good time, so if we could maybe knock that shit off, that’d be great:

WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i’m calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace.

In related news/programming note, Photo Boy and I will be diligently posting as much as possible today until our power eventually goes out which the electric company has warned us via several emails and automated phone calls is definitely going to happen and will be a bitch to turn back on. So if the posting abruptly stops, don’t panic, Photo Boy probably just drowned in his basement and I froze to death in my sleep. NBD.


Photos: Terry Richardson