Here’s Lindsay Lohan doing hard time at her Venice Beach house yesterday where she invited people over for a roof party and got sloppy drunk just like in real prison, so no wonder she keeps trying to escape. It’s a miracle she’s not on suicide watch after finding out her patio set only seats six. “What do you mean we’re out of ice?! No! NOOO! Oh, God, I’ve learned my lesson! I’ve learned my- wait, it’s in the cooler.”
Photo: Splash News
That’s what i call conjiggle visitation
When did her tits get so big?
One sec, I’ll check the receipt.
+1!
you can bbq cocaine?
and First
Sorry, dude … second.
later at the party, lindsay dangled those milk droopers off the balcony and let the kids on the ground hit them with wiffle ball bats until candy came out.
If those tits leave the balcony the cops will think they tried to escape and her sentence will be extended to 10 more horrible days bbqing.
What kind of candy? Candy cocaines?
I really want to make an “I’d like to do ‘hard time’ with her” joke, but it’s Lindsay Lohan, so no.
Look she is behind bars
Them tittays are phenomenal.
her tits are growing each passing day, she can’t borrow the car or leave the house for the summer, and she’s not allowed to have any booze. sounds like a typical summer for your average 16 year old middle class girl.
It’s like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game… and I’m letting him win.
Those tits are fucking awesome. Dont be gay people
They’re certainly overwhelming the skank factor.
Her in a halter top = nice
great tits! i’d love to suck on her asshole!
The tits are fake, and she looks like shit as a blonde … when will she get that ?
I am so sick of her showing off how saggy her tits are. Uh we know implants sag too! She is so lame.
Looks good enough for a quick titty f#@$!
I wanna play …
Lindsay never disappoints – she’s Charlie Sheen goddess material!
“Sorry guys, I hoovered up all the booze and drugs I got for the party five minutes before you arrived! How about some stale Cheetos and tap water for everyone?” A sitcom-esque “Oh Lindsay, that’s why we love you!” arises from the bemused party-goers, who all knew to get well-lit before they arrived.
I hope you feel good about yourself making fun of an addict.
bewbs
Good use of the blurry lens filter.
It’s only an authentic prison party if the booze was made in a toilet.
“Nnnnnnsho…who wansa be my jailhouse bish now, muhrfuggers?”
clonk.
ewww she’s gross
amazing cans!!! Would love to get my hands on them.
Just when I was sick to death of the Fish making 100 posts of Justin Bieber, he does me proud. You go Fish! Damn she is lovely.
unbelievable.
Looks more like she’s taking a tax credit by hosting a NarcAnon group to me.
Clever girl.
She should stop tanning, stop bleaching her hair blonde and pretend she´s the “other” twin from Parent Trap…maybe then she´ll possibly trick someone into hiring her.
She looks like she did a Freaky Friday switch with Kelly Osbourne.
I’ll bet she’d be jolly good fun!
I must say , say looks a little worse for wear in this photo!
I think it’s safe to say the papparazi can stop taking photos of Lohan. Seriously, nobody cares. I can’t believe she even scrounged up six people to come to a party.
when i get sentenced, I want what Lindsay got.
fuck the justice system !
ya hear me, judges ?? House arrest for ALL indicted for grand larceny
Again. . . . . Who cares?
\Apparently all you losers that put a comment.
Mmm, her boobs still look super delicious.
I’d party with her.
The peak of her tits are nearing her bellybutton more and more.
If Kim Cattrall wants to know what she’ll look like in a few years all she needs to do is look at these pictures.