Lindsay Lohan’s House Arrest Party

Here’s Lindsay Lohan doing hard time at her Venice Beach house yesterday where she invited people over for a roof party and got sloppy drunk just like in real prison, so no wonder she keeps trying to escape. It’s a miracle she’s not on suicide watch after finding out her patio set only seats six. “What do you mean we’re out of ice?! No! NOOO! Oh, God, I’ve learned my lesson! I’ve learned my- wait, it’s in the cooler.”

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