“No, wait, minor, almost trivial consequences for my actions? Ohmygod. MOMMM!”
“She is now confined to the interior premises of her home at all times,” L.A. Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore tells PEOPLE.
Whitmore adds that Lohan surrendered to the facility at 5:02 a.m., where it was determined she was eligible for home confinement. The actress was fitted with an electronic ankle bracelet and released in less than an hour. No booking photo was taken.
Keep in mind Lindsay was originally sentenced to 120 days in jail, but because of overcrowding along with being only charged with misdemeanor she was eligible for house arrest where, ta-da, she’ll still be released after just two weeks because apparently her house is over-crowded? It honestly hurts to think about this which is why I’ll be over here staring pensively into her breasts trying to figure this thing out. *rubs chin, quietly makes honking noises*