“No, wait, minor, almost trivial consequences for my actions? Ohmygod. MOMMM!”
Because the celebrity version of justice doesn’t take the holiday weekend off, Lindsay Lohan started her house arrest today, according to People:
“She is now confined to the interior premises of her home at all times,” L.A. Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore tells PEOPLE.
Whitmore adds that Lohan surrendered to the facility at 5:02 a.m., where it was determined she was eligible for home confinement. The actress was fitted with an electronic ankle bracelet and released in less than an hour. No booking photo was taken.
Keep in mind Lindsay was originally sentenced to 120 days in jail, but because of overcrowding along with being only charged with misdemeanor she was eligible for house arrest where, ta-da, she’ll still be released after just two weeks because apparently her house is over-crowded? It honestly hurts to think about this which is why I’ll be over here staring pensively into her breasts trying to figure this thing out. *rubs chin, quietly makes honking noises*
Photo: INFdaily, Splash News
Nice to see she’s already got her prison stripes on.
Poor girl. Now she’s going to have to bus in ex-cons for her lesbian shower sessions. Is there nothing fair in this world?
While she also tested positive for alcohol in December and in February, i’m sure the judge would agree her sentence ought to be reduced a little on account of pic 11 :D
Mena Suvari got a boob job?
That’s what i’m talkin about, yo!
Hell yeah
Good lord, I would love to pay her some conjugal visits.
I would love for her to straddle me and ride me in that position right there.
Still holding out hope that eventually legal fees will lead to a sex tape being “leaked”
So she DOES actually let the sun touch her skin. I was just never sure.
Not a good idea. Splotchy from being such a lush. Just gross.
I love’m dude.
Would fill that bellybutton.
Big tits are big.
Nothing says “butter my muffin” any more than this shot.
That judge should have put her under MY house arrest!
I have a full erection.
Im going to walk up to our secretary and talk about the weather.
I’m sure he’ll be impressed!
@ private part
LOL
Shittiest part about it is, there’s nothing to steal there.
He must be testing the theory that if you yell into a fiery vag-cave and make a wish it comes true.
Pic 15
‘What are you doing?’
‘Looking at your twat.’
Look at those nasty legs.
Pic 5 says it all! That was her defense to the judge, but I guess he doesn’t like girls….or maybe he just doesn’t like skanky crack whores.
What a worthless bitch.
She will just keep screwing the system with no consequences until she dies.
(Which actually works for me, having her in my Dead Pool and all.)
please email the L.A. Sheriff and protest her house arrest. It takes a minute, and if enough people do it, she may get put in jail where she belongs.
Who can I email to protest the existence of assholes who want to run up my tax bill to satisfy their weird need to treat everybody as harshly as possible?
You don’t think someone who has carjacked people while coked up, violating multiple probations, has a history of stealing and lying, and basically gave her Judges the finger deserves to be treated as harshly as possible?
I say let out OTHER non-violent offenders out, and make this stupid bitch sit in a cell. What does she learn at home, having visitors, working out and living at the beach? Where is the punishment in that?
I am guessing that once she “smells” Cocaine her jaw pretty much just locks in this position.
harbinger of the pooch yet to come
Lindsay’s actually not looking too bad these days.
Especially if you don’t have to look at her broke-ass face.
i would tap that till her hair turned red again…. mmmmmmm
Lindsay is seen here demonstrating one of her newly acquired prison defense moves, known as the “death penalty”. Funeral arrangements for the young man have yet to be formally announced.
Perhaps we should all chip in and have a sympathy basket delivered, to show our support. A basket of crayons and coloring books, soda pop and coke, Red Bull and Vodka would be nice. A few movies starring her peers who have succeeded in the industry might just be the pick me up she needs right now.
well fuck.
if i ever get convicted of a crime, I demand house arrest too !!!
what kind of punishment is 120 days in a McMansion ? Throw a house party everyday.
Mmmm, those look super juicy and delicious.
She is the perfect chick to bang, she is not dirtied up by multiple dicks going in and out of her all the time.
She’s such a person has highly-stress life.
Ten bucks says i can shoot a spit wad right between them!
I love love poolside surfing!
Something tells me this isn’t the first time she has made that face.
Donatella Versace?
The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
I would so house arrest her
americans in general LOOVE it to see you cry.
EVEN THE JUDGE IS CONTROLLED BY THAT.
pssst: she’s aware of it.
I hope she uses the 2 weeks house arrest to exercise and get that body in shape gossipmagazineonline.com and greatvacationspots.net she has a tummy and not tone at all, girl lose soem weight and exercise
maybe….she does need coke.
she looks fat
MOVE YOUR HEAD, ARSEHOLE!