Just to catch everybody up, on Friday there were panicked, premature reports that Lindsay Lohan was found unconscious in her hotel room and rushed to the hospital. Turns out none of that happened and she was more than likely trying to call in sick (Lainey Gossip has the rundown here.) and take a three-day which is a great way to thank the people who took a gamble on her and already suffered a financial loss exactly a week ago when she fucked up their insurance by crashing a Porsche into a tractor-trailer when she’s not even supposed to be driving. But if you think it stops there, clearly you know nothing of the Overentitled Freckled Queen of No One Should Hire Me City because here she is bitching on Twitter about how hard it is to work when she should be down on her knees blowing everyone (again) that actually thought it’d be a good idea to pay her money in exchange for acting:
Note to self.. After working 85hours in 4days, and being up all night shooting, be very aware that you might pass out from exhaustion &
7 paramedics MIGHT show up @ your door…. Hopefully theyre cute. Otherwise it would be a real let down.
And in case you were curious just how exhausted Lindsay really is, she partied at Marmont until 1 a.m. the very next night. Us Magazine reports:
Spotted hanging at swanky L.A. hotspot Chateau Marmont Saturday, the 25-year-old appeared to have come straight from filming the Elizabeth Taylor biopic, with her brunette ‘do and cat-eye makeup still in tact.
Chatting with a group of five men, Lohan spent the night surrounded by celebs including Pretty Little Liars‘ Ashley Benson, Busy Philipps and Haylie Duff.
“For someone so exhausted, it was shocking to see her out past 1 a.m.,” an eyewitness told Us Weekly of Lohan, who stayed until Chateau’s restaurant cleared out.
I love how Lindsay shows up to bars still in costume as Elizabeth Taylor, and if you think it’s her going method, let me pop that bubble right now: It’s crazy easy to commit crimes in a disguise. “It was the strangest thing, officer. One minute, my purse was here. The next, Elizabeth Taylor’s ghost ran out the door with it. I’ll even show you the vapor trail of gin and shame it left behind. Goddamn thing won’t evaporate.”
Photos: INFdaily
she is so hot
Yeah, just bang her and she’ll make your pee hot too.
Hot is okay in the winter but in warm weather I prefer iced-pee.
Your sarcasm needs a lot of work.
I’d put money on Lindsey walking around with a water bottle filled with vodka on Saturday night as well.
i agree, bitch is broke so its probably cheaper than buying drinks at the bar, besides shes supposed to look like shes attempting to stay sober
Neh, I think it was GHB.
Just die already. Jesus, the suspense of HOW it’ll happen is killing me.
I just hope that the words “charred remains” appear in the news report.
Ungodly alcohol intake + lit cigarette/ crack pipe = spontaneous combustion?
This is why my brother Grigori and I don’t smoke. Somebody please offer Lindsay a light.
Yeah, and I’m pretty sure your “brother Grigori” spells his name “Rasputin”.
She was never a Disney child star for one
Lohan’s Disney resume:
The Parent Trap – she was 12
TV Movies – Life Size – 14, Get a Clue 16
Feaky Friday – 17
An actor/actress is considered a “child” so long as a parent is required on set during production. A child actor becomes an Adult actor at 18.
Get back to your work email, dude.
I think the operative word here is “star.” She was never a Disney child *star*…
You went with release dates. In terms of shooting dates it’s actually:
The Parent Trap – she was 11
TV Movies – Life Size – 13, Get a Clue 15
Freaky Friday – 16
Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen – 17
Herbie Fuly Loaded – had just barely turned 18
Intact is one word, Fish. And it’s “girlfriends,” and not “girlfriend’s.” Shame on the editing in the Leo DeCaprio post.
Wasn’t funny in 1998, not funny now.
Says the fucktard who can’t even spell “DiCaprio.” Dude, it’s like right there, idiot! And it’s an Italian last name! There is no “De” in Italian. Dumbass.
This is the internet, not a college term paper. On the internet, we overlook minor typos, misspellings, awkward sentence structure. It just be better for everyone if you just leave the internet and just go read some books.
However, we DO want to display a modicum of decorum when putting our thoughts to paper (or to screen, as the case may be). Proper spelling, capitalization, and punctuation make the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack-off a horse.
“After working 85hours in 4days…”
Ya, it’s tuff work sitting in that on set luxury trailer washing down the Adderall with buckets of vodka & gin. Her poor hard working liver probably needs a vacation more than any of us.
Just don’t fucking get behind the wheel; don’t take any innocent bystanders along when the Reaper finally comes to collect.
Huh? Did somebody say my name? Sorry, I was busy wrapping up at Rodney King’s place.
Reaper, we’ve got Kardashians and Lohans out the ass. Pick up the pace or you’re fired.
She is, putting it delicately, a lazy cunt.
Note to Lindsay: The 2 hours you spent laying on the floor while the crew desperately tried to find a discreet doctor and a syringe of adrenaline, the 4 hours afterwards you spent vomiting, and the 3 hours of awful footage you shot that day before OD’ing don’t count toward your “85hours.”
Shoud I her at he top of my “Celebrity Death Watch” again? How about celebrities most likely to do porn? So many decisions!
I feel pretty comfortable sitting on “either Olsen twin” on the dead pool. I got pretty good odds by taking them as a package deal and I’m confident that one of them will come through eventually.
Can Olsen twins die independently?
Well, I get quadruple the payout if they both die at the same time. So, fingers crossed.
I always thought if you, say chopped the head off of one, the other one would just fall over dead. Undead gargoyle muppets are strange lot.
You people are sick assholes who shouldn’t be allowed on the internet.
Suck-up. :)
I thought Busy Philips had prior engagements that night.
Heh heh heh. Good one!
Totally entitled & delusional. I guess she thinks that she can say/do anything, and no one will call her on it. Generally speaking, saying you’re “exhausted” one day, then clubbing the next night like a club kid is not a good idea if you’re trying to prove to everyone how responsible you are. She’ll never get her shit together, because she just doesn’t get it…
Funny how no one else in the cast and crew who no doubt worked the same hours (and the crew did hard labor) suffered from “exhaustion.” Hmmmmmm.
>>Hopefully theyre cute
Note to self, after working hard for the first week in years, I got sleepy, so I crashed a car and passed out so hard it too the paramedics to wake me up.
Nice posture.
Eh, I don’t feel any kind of sorry for the production team or the people who hired her. Their own stupidity for being aware of her track record with making movies. Did they really think she wasn’t gonna screw it up in all different kinds of ways? She’s a lazy over privileged drug addict.
she forgot the fucking decimal point.
not 85 hours.
8.5 hours in 4 days.
yes, it only takes her an average 2 hours per day to pass out
It’s getting really hard to root for her like I used to. I thought she had so much to offer. This is just sad. Everyone of her co-stars from Mean Girls is doing better than she is. Even Lacey Chabert and I haven’t heard from her in years.
“This is why you don’y hirw Lindsay Lohan” reason number 99 !! Her total lack of character sickens me. Again for the umptennth time she is given “one last chance” and as usual she is f###ing it up.
god lindsay looks like a 49 year old meth addicted prostitute that took one too many to the face.
gross.
The Main Reason One Doesn’t Hire Lindsay Lohan:
Ya just DON’T!
“Overentitled Freckled Queen of No One Should Hire Me City” = why I love you.
Really Elizabeth Taylor??? I can’t see the sense of this casting!! Elizabeth had a drug problem… but come on now. Did you actually need a drug addict to protray her? Lindsay has no class.. Atleast Elizabeth had some class.
Actually looks pretty here.
Poor dude.
she looks gorgeous with black hair