Just to catch everybody up, on Friday there were panicked, premature reports that Lindsay Lohan was found unconscious in her hotel room and rushed to the hospital. Turns out none of that happened and she was more than likely trying to call in sick (Lainey Gossip has the rundown here.) and take a three-day which is a great way to thank the people who took a gamble on her and already suffered a financial loss exactly a week ago when she fucked up their insurance by crashing a Porsche into a tractor-trailer when she’s not even supposed to be driving. But if you think it stops there, clearly you know nothing of the Overentitled Freckled Queen of No One Should Hire Me City because here she is bitching on Twitter about how hard it is to work when she should be down on her knees blowing everyone (again) that actually thought it’d be a good idea to pay her money in exchange for acting:
Note to self.. After working 85hours in 4days, and being up all night shooting, be very aware that you might pass out from exhaustion &
7 paramedics MIGHT show up @ your door…. Hopefully theyre cute. Otherwise it would be a real let down.
And in case you were curious just how exhausted Lindsay really is, she partied at Marmont until 1 a.m. the very next night. Us Magazine reports:
Spotted hanging at swanky L.A. hotspot Chateau Marmont Saturday, the 25-year-old appeared to have come straight from filming the Elizabeth Taylor biopic, with her brunette ‘do and cat-eye makeup still in tact.
Chatting with a group of five men, Lohan spent the night surrounded by celebs including Pretty Little Liars‘ Ashley Benson, Busy Philipps and Haylie Duff.
“For someone so exhausted, it was shocking to see her out past 1 a.m.,” an eyewitness told Us Weekly of Lohan, who stayed until Chateau’s restaurant cleared out.
I love how Lindsay shows up to bars still in costume as Elizabeth Taylor, and if you think it’s her going method, let me pop that bubble right now: It’s crazy easy to commit crimes in a disguise. “It was the strangest thing, officer. One minute, my purse was here. The next, Elizabeth Taylor’s ghost ran out the door with it. I’ll even show you the vapor trail of gin and shame it left behind. Goddamn thing won’t evaporate.”