Lindsay Lohan Hooked Up With Pauly D. Of Course.

January 24th, 2013 // 52 Comments
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In a new interview with Celebuzz, Snooki reveals that Lindsay Lohan hooked up with Pauly D a few years ago, so no wonder she keeps reminding people she used to bang Heath Ledger when he was high on heroin. It was literally the highest point of her love life because here’s a brief timeline of how rapidly that devolved:

2008: Lindsay bangs Heath Ledger just in case everyone doesn’t know how bad his drug addiction is.

2009: Lindsay bangs a lesbian gargoyle.

2010: Lindsay bangs barely famous reality star who looks like Bart Simpson’s gay Italian cousin.

2011 – present: Lindsay turns to international hooking and being the easy groupie who puts out.

Fortunately, there’s a light at the end of that tunnel because somebody other than her mom thinks she’s doing just great:

“Well, that’s life,” Snooki quipped. “Nobody’s perfect. Yeah, she’s made mistakes but it doesn’t mean she’s a bad person.”
“I think she’s awesome. She used to be a great actress and hopefully one day she’ll get it back.”

Psst. Lindsay. Now’s the part where you put gun in your mouth. No, not an Asian prime minister’s penis. Gun. GUN.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Pauly D Lindsay Lohan Make Out
    papastryfe
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    Getting a BJ from a coke-bloat whore gave Pauly D’s penis a better feeling burn than the clap ever could. And those hands…ooohh the calloused cock grabbing hands…

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    Vichey
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    Those are some nasty meth teeth!

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    Toe Jam
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    I’m surprised to see no eyeball in that palm. (A Pan’s Labyrinth reference).

  4. Pauly D Lindsay Lohan Make Out
    Cock Dr
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    I agree with that guy in the back.

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    Vichey
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    What is up with what looks like purple dye on her hand? Has she taken up with making her own wine now?

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    Toe Jam
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    Shut up!!!!! Was this photoshop’d, or is it real?!! OMG!!!

  7. Pauly D Lindsay Lohan Make Out
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    Ew what is up with her hand?!?!?!?!?!?!

  8. karlito

    in 6 short years from Hollywood darling to Hollywood pariah. plus she’s aged 20 yrs

  9. Pauly D Lindsay Lohan Make Out
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    It looks like she just ate my eggs n’ bakie. There goes my fucking appetite.

  10. Frank Burns

    Lindsay’s next celebrity conquest: Shamu from SeaWorld San Diego. “Yes, I know he’s an Orca whale,” says Lohan, “but he is a also a star.” When asked to comment, Shamu reacted “What?!? Eeewwww!”

  11. alex

    Aren’t these photos from a year ago?

  12. It’s always a good sign when Snooki approves of your lifestyle.

  13. duder

    Her hand looks beat to hell. Are her knuckles her last place with good veins, or what?

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    zomgbie
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    1. when did she die?
    2. why wasnt she told?

  15. Pauly D Lindsay Lohan Make Out
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    Wow. That is gross. I know she left Pauly D a reminder of their encounter. The burning sensation.

  16. Pauly D Lindsay Lohan Make Out
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    Why in the hell is she smiling like that when she has a mouth full of candy corn?

  17. Nate

    Seriously fuck you! Being a typical hater douche is one thing, but telling some one to commit suicide is just low man.

  18. I don’t know which is more pathetic, him banging her or her banging him. I am going to lean towards her banging him as more pathetic still.

    • JC

      Since she is now a member of a club that consists almost entirely of overweight community college dropouts from Jersey (boys and girls), I’d say the bigger shame is hers.

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    This is like shopped group picture of the four housemen of the apocalypse as one person.

  20. Yeah, my hair would stick straight up too, if I saw Lohan’s swampgina.

  21. If she ever sobers up and sees herself in a mirror, she’s in for a big shock.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    Bang a cast member of “Jersey Shore” and you WILL get herpes on your hands, among other places.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    Now we know what REALLY killed Heath Ledger.

  24. How bad must your life be for Snookie to have pity on you.

  25. cc

    Live hard, die young and leave a pretty corpse. Except the last part.

  26. anonymous

    It was an honest mistake on LL’s part. She thought her agent told her she needed to start doing DJ’s in the nightclub’s restroom for cash. Her agent actually meant bj’s.

    LL’s got it corrected since….

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    KV
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    Well, so she had to cut back on toothbrush, toothpaste and whitening stripes.

  28. cc

    “Lindsay didn’t want to speak with me, so she said ‘Talk to the hand.’”
    “What then?”
    “The hand said ‘I have leprosy.’”

  29. Pauly D Lindsay Lohan Make Out
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    Is that a scar on her wrist?

  30. Pauly D Lindsay Lohan Make Out
    The Pope
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    I think I caught AIDS just from looking at this.

  31. anonymous

    Her hand is literally dying in an attempt to escape from the rest of her horrible, horrible body. Or at least, one can only hope…

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    JMC
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    They’re coming to get you Barbara!

  33. Pauly D Lindsay Lohan Make Out
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    Someone voted in Iraq.

  34. Pauly D Lindsay Lohan Make Out
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    Holy shit.

  35. cc

    The all coffee-grounds diet works well, but has unpleasant side effects.

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    Captain Awesome
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    If she just took off the wig, she’d be a dead-wringer for Gollum.

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    tina
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    how disgusting!!

  38. MissJonesy

    It totally looks like a home nail polish job gone terrible wrong. WTF You are a famous person. People do that shit for you every day when you wake up. This girl is living on borrowed time, it’s sad and terrible. She looks like a 56 year old Asia groupie and she’s a 26 year old actress that doesn’t act.

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    Tom Cruise's Magical Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    Quiet guys, we’re about to find out what this week’s Tales From the Crypt is about!

  40. Pauly D Lindsay Lohan Make Out
    Tillman
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    Meth: Not even 43 times. A week.

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    Sue
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    You could have used a more recent picture…this was taken well over a year ago…she’s still in a bad way, but is looking a little better than this pic. The gun comment was just wrong!

  42. Burt

    Well, they have something on common: they both look like the are on drugs.

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