Lindsay Lohan Hit a Baby

September 3rd, 2010 // 87 Comments

Whoever thought it’d be a good idea to give Lindsay Lohan her license back has to be kicking themselves this morning – assuming they even have a soul and/or a capacity for logic (Jury’s out.) – because just slightly over a week after being released from rehab, she’s already hopped behind the wheel of a Maserati and allegedly clipped a child in a stroller before fleeing the scene. Of course, this can’t be true because that would mean Lindsay Lohan didn’t learn a lesson at all during her comically shortened sentence that will later be described as the “perfect recipe for vehicular manslaughter.” I refuse to believe it! RadarOnline reports:

“There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street,” witness Brayan Jaime told RadarOnline.com, in an exclusive interview.
“Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them,” Jaime said.
“Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going.”

And now for the classiest, most intellectual statement I will ever make on this site:

TOLD YOU SO.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Barb

    this sociopath needs to be removed from society to a jail or mental hospital.

  2. Gary B

    Too bad she did not run over one of the Duggars, then LiLo would diverse a medal for helping to reduce the population of that fundie inbred breeding circus.

  3. Gary B

    Too bad LiLo couldn’t run over one of the Duggars, it is not like they are not going to make more.

  4. herbiefrog

    hey sweetheart…

    nice wheels : ))

  5. Lindsay Lohan
    Bored with life
    Commented on this photo:

    Just fucking die already! You ugly, no talented, fucking skank!

  6. Lola

    Anyone else would be serving a prison sentence.

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