Whoever thought it’d be a good idea to give Lindsay Lohan her license back has to be kicking themselves this morning – assuming they even have a soul and/or a capacity for logic (Jury’s out.) – because just slightly over a week after being released from rehab, she’s already hopped behind the wheel of a Maserati and allegedly clipped a child in a stroller before fleeing the scene. Of course, this can’t be true because that would mean Lindsay Lohan didn’t learn a lesson at all during her comically shortened sentence that will later be described as the “perfect recipe for vehicular manslaughter.” I refuse to believe it! RadarOnline reports:
“There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street,” witness Brayan Jaime told RadarOnline.com, in an exclusive interview.
“Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them,” Jaime said.
“Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going.”
And now for the classiest, most intellectual statement I will ever make on this site:
TOLD YOU SO.
Photos: Splash News
Marcus | September 3, 2010 at 10:15 am
oh really
CJ | September 3, 2010 at 10:16 am
Why am I not surprised…?
ItseffingME | September 3, 2010 at 10:20 am
Fucking cunt. When is she going to stop polluting this planet?
killerabbit | September 3, 2010 at 11:47 am
+1
Michael | September 3, 2010 at 8:59 pm
Yep.
HackSaw | September 3, 2010 at 10:22 am
I’d hit it.
dubba | September 3, 2010 at 10:41 am
….with the business end of a crowbar
jumpin_j | September 3, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Sideways.
dudeatdudedotdude | September 3, 2010 at 10:25 am
Uh oh spaghettio… can she blame the flashbulbs..? Eek this is baaaad….
Marcus | September 3, 2010 at 10:25 am
i aint buying it… “fleeing the scene” what scene?
Georgeo | September 3, 2010 at 10:28 am
THE SCENE OF A SMASHED, DEAD BABY UNDER LINDAY’S BLOODY TIRES.
trousers | September 3, 2010 at 3:34 pm
The scene of the accident? You stupid fuck?
God I hate my cousin marcus.
Kerri | September 3, 2010 at 10:26 am
this is just getting too painful to follow anymore. it’s ridiculous. i cringe when i see her name.
Jay | September 3, 2010 at 10:27 am
if its true, pelican bay for her, 23 hour lockdown………her and paris
Andriiya | September 3, 2010 at 10:28 am
I think the only interesting thing she could do at this point is kill herself. Whatever crazy shit she does from now on is totally expected. If she cleans up her act it will only be interesting for a week at most.
SamJo | September 3, 2010 at 10:34 am
Take her license for the love of god!!!!
Daryl G. | September 3, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Yeah, good idea! Nobody without a license drives a car!!!
You fucking tosser.
Dozen | September 3, 2010 at 10:12 pm
Yeah, but if she’s caught driving without a license, she will most definitely be arrested and possibly locked up.
Looks like you’re the tosser… Fucking jackass.
I'd hit it | September 3, 2010 at 10:34 am
I’d bet any amount that she was impaired. I know, sucker’s bet. But She was probably thinking she’d rather take a hit and run than a hit and run with DUI or impaired by drugs.
Randal | September 3, 2010 at 10:35 am
This is one of the more famous blackmail schemes taught in law school, find someone vulnerable and run in front of their car. Usualy people will pay any amount of money to save themselves any legal hassel. These types of set ups are very common in central and south america along with kidnapping. For those of you that don’t know what I’m refering to you may want to educate yourself or fall victim to this easy swindle. This is where the term abulance chaser for lawyers origniates.
It had to be said | September 3, 2010 at 10:40 am
First of all, I can assure you that they don’t teach blackmail schemes in law school.
Second of all, people will not pay “any amount” to save themselves legal hassle. The “swindel” is that the person actually gets hit and injured. I think you have been watching too Sunny.
Third of all, just because it is an *alleged* swindle doesn’t mean you can flee the scene. It means you wait for the police to investigate.
Now, let’s go back to Jay’s idea of filming Paris and Lohan in a prison cell having lesbian sex 23 hours a day . . .
Randal | September 3, 2010 at 11:44 am
You seem so guilty it makes my eyes bleed reading your bullshit. Here’s some legal advice the next time you’re in front of a judge, don’t talk.
It had to be said | September 3, 2010 at 12:37 pm
HA! HA! HA! HA! You are awesome. An idiot, but awesome.
Now, back to this African, Asian, lesbian thing. That’s easily the most intriguing thing you’ve said.
Randal | September 3, 2010 at 1:14 pm
You should be getting coffee like you were told to and not commenting on internet sites at work, you were warned before about this. When you’re done reading this be sure to fix tommorows schedule.
Randal | September 3, 2010 at 1:31 pm
“Fancy folk use fancy terms like ‘I assure you’ and ‘first of all’ that’s why I start every sentence with ‘em”. The witness to this “crime” didn’t want to contact the police because they claim the victim was “latin”, that is the most racist statement I have read all week and all you can do is buzz at me when I point it out. If there is no police report then it didn’t happen.
caesar | September 3, 2010 at 11:21 am
common in central and south america, really? way to be ignorant, buddy.
Randal | September 3, 2010 at 11:48 am
“Blackmail and kidnapping in central and south america? That’s rediculous I’ve never heard of such a thing” says the mexican kidnapper. Bullshit comment by the lawyer for the mexican kidnapper followed quickly by the mexican kidnapper. I ought to report you both to the internet police for racial slander calling me a racist. I’ll have you talk to my lawyer about all of it. Then we will see who the idiot is when you’re in jail for coke possession. Before you even start calling me racist names I am asian, african and lesbian so good luck.
Jethro | September 17, 2010 at 9:44 am
Give me a fucking break. Yeah, I risk my young child’s life so I can extort from this talentless cumbucket.
Asshole.
dooood | January 10, 2012 at 7:07 am
+100 jethro
Nate | September 3, 2010 at 10:38 am
BS! How come you’re the only ones running this story?
dudeatdudedotdude | September 3, 2010 at 10:55 am
yeah looks like tmz called bullshit already. no police report, and the nanny was apparently unphased..
Pewter | September 3, 2010 at 12:06 pm
Actually TMZ says the Paparazzi who witnessed it, sold the video of the hit and run. It’s only a matter of time before the PD see it.
Peanutty | September 3, 2010 at 10:42 am
The paps are making a trainwreck crazy, just like they did with Brit-Brit Spears. These people are nothing and nobody but the paparazzi follows them everywhere. Why? For our amusement, thats why! Go PAPS!
trixie | September 3, 2010 at 10:45 am
Ummm . . . hit and run??? Violation of probation? She is a complete nightmare.
Dan | September 3, 2010 at 10:52 am
Lindsay should just move out in the middle of nowhere for a year or so. That would probably get her mind straight. How could anyone recover in LA with all the crazy there?
Hopefully she will find the strength to do this.
But more likely, not…
Marcus | September 3, 2010 at 10:56 am
Let’s all just hope the maserati didn’t get scatched, that would be a bitch.
noteventryin | September 3, 2010 at 12:43 pm
it’s always the same sad story…great car in the hands of bad owner…tragic
Drew | September 3, 2010 at 10:58 am
Why does she wear a ring on her left hand finger like she’s engaged/married?
Dumb cunt.
girl who takes it in da butt | September 3, 2010 at 11:42 am
she wants speculation, right into her old games.
Rich | September 3, 2010 at 11:09 am
If this is true, I hope the child is okay, and I hope Lohan rots in prison.
_Richard
jeremy | September 3, 2010 at 11:12 am
this story is just utter bullshit. on one site its a light tap, on another its a “major” hit and run incident with no police report. She prob ran a light, and there was a stroller on the scene where she turned. I’m sorry, I dont care how bat-shit crazy you are, there is no “oh I just hit a baby and everything is okay and no police are involved” that is gonna be this glossed over.
all these bullshit stories are gonna do is give credence to her idiotic belief that she has been the victim all along.
yobot | September 3, 2010 at 11:12 am
STUPID FUCKING CUNT! FUCKING WHORE BITCH ASSCUNT! I CANT BELIEVE SHE’S STILL OUT THERE DOING STUPID CUNT THINGS AND GETTING HER CUNT SELF INTO ALL THE RIDICULOUSLY CUNTING SITUATIONS. WHEN IS THIS CUNT GONNA LEARN AND DRIVE? THEY SHUD TAKE HER CUNTING FUCKING LICENSE AWAY FROM HER AND LOCK UP HER CUNTING ASS AGAIN FOR DRIVING LIKE A FUCKING CUNT WHORE. WHADDA FUCKING CUNT!
dudeatdudedotdude | September 3, 2010 at 11:27 am
im lindsay’s biggest apologist, but WOW… when you’re right.. you’re right.
and so eloquent and genteel :-)
Michael | September 3, 2010 at 9:12 pm
And we give Megan Fox shit?
God, I can’t wait until Lindsay’s bailed out of this. Look what happened with this summer when she would be in jail for a while, then it got cut down?
memina | September 4, 2010 at 4:19 am
Yobot — You really have to learn how to express your true feelings and not be so shy about it! (lol) Lindsey shouldn’t even be out of prison, much less out there driving. Her mother is an enabler and her father is an attention seeking joke so the poor girl doesn’t stand a chance at any form of recovery. She’ll soon either end up killing someone or herself, or both. She’s probably driving high as a kite besides. She needs someone with a brain to take her under their wing and help her recover and SEE what she is doing with her sad life.
Photoshop Police | September 3, 2010 at 11:32 am
…….. sigh
joe | September 3, 2010 at 11:34 am
how can anyone one of you beleive this, if your baby stroller was hit even slightly by a car would you not kill the person driving, this is utter crap. the mother would have gone beserk. And i bet there would definatly be video of it.
This story is crap, i may not have any respect for her, but i know bullshit when i see it.
The kid deserved it | September 3, 2010 at 11:34 am
It totally deserved it.
Marcus | September 3, 2010 at 11:40 am
finally, somebody with some sense.
McFeely Smackup | September 3, 2010 at 1:18 pm
fucking vermin
havoc | September 3, 2010 at 11:38 am
OD already…..
.
girl who takes it in da butt | September 3, 2010 at 11:39 am
cigarettes and energy drinks… so healthy. she’s like a retarded teenager.
JimD | September 3, 2010 at 11:42 am
I call BS big time on this story, you all are so bent on digging up gossip you will go to no end to print malicious lies. Wouldn’t it be nice if we had a credible blog where we could read aboucelebrity gossip that actually is true.
Brittany | September 3, 2010 at 12:00 pm
True gossip? There’s no such thing.
sobrietyisacrutch | September 3, 2010 at 7:51 pm
Sure there is. It’s called a confirmed rumor.
fester | September 3, 2010 at 11:44 am
007… drivers license to kill.
sobrietyisacrutch | September 3, 2010 at 7:53 pm
Actually I believe it’s a 0.08… license to kill while intoxicated
Don | September 3, 2010 at 11:50 am
Wasn’t she in NAM in the sixties, that would explain it.
Poondock | September 3, 2010 at 11:54 am
I cant wait until she gets aids
Matthew | September 3, 2010 at 11:59 am
time for party mom dina to make an excuss for her
Dina's pubic hair | September 3, 2010 at 12:02 pm
Any sex vids of her mom?
M | September 3, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Is it suicide-watch time yet?
Andriiya | September 3, 2010 at 3:12 pm
I wish. She’d probably fakes suicide attempt to get attention. Slit her wrists the wrong way or hang herself with a bungee cord tied to a plastic ceiling hook.
Mike Loh | September 3, 2010 at 12:49 pm
wow this gross piece of garbage is about worthless…
Nate | September 3, 2010 at 12:54 pm
INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY! Eye Witnesses don’t mean shit!
Besides no one was even hurt. Not even the stroller.
STL Hawkeye | September 3, 2010 at 12:54 pm
I love it when people smoke in my Maserati.
Burt | September 3, 2010 at 12:58 pm
I’m skeptical. Where are the pictures? It’s not as the paparazzi aren’t following her 24/7, after all.
anonymous | September 3, 2010 at 12:59 pm
her upcoming overdose needs to happen before she kills someone
Nadine | September 3, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Honestly? PICS or GTFO.
I’m not believing shit like this without proof
Anonymous | September 3, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Pics? LOL mmm’kay…how is anyone going to have pics of an accident that almost happened? All you’ll have is eyewitness accounts and hopefully credible ones.
MadameX | September 3, 2010 at 2:13 pm
I used to feel sorry for her & blame her parents. Now I just wish this worthless piece of shit would just die already!
Pshhh | September 3, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Video here: http://gawker.com/5629525/did-lindsay-lohan-hit-a-baby-in-a-stroller-with-her-maserati
Totally didn’t happen.
nightmare | September 3, 2010 at 2:46 pm
PUT THAT NO TALENT CALIFORNIA WHORE IN PRISON FOR LIFE I AM SO SICK OF ALL THE CELEBRITY GETTING AWAY WITH STUFF THERE NO BETTER THAN WE ARE SCREW YOU CALIFORNIA IF I SAW HER DO THAT I WOULD HAVE PULL IN FRONT OF HER AND DRAG HER WHORE ASS OUT OF THE CAR .
kaili | September 3, 2010 at 2:53 pm
she is totally messed up. Keep away from drugs!
captain america | September 4, 2010 at 12:07 am
……………….driving is a tough job for all the Lohan’s!!
Demi Moore | September 4, 2010 at 2:00 am
WTG Lindsay, I’m now even more ashamed of being a white person.
Demi Moore | September 4, 2010 at 2:01 am
WTG Lindsay, I’m now even more ashamed of being a white person.
Dr. Freud | September 4, 2010 at 6:31 am
The “girl” she is with in the car offering her a cigarette, looks like Samantha Ronson with a wig on!
Barb | September 4, 2010 at 5:13 pm
this sociopath needs to be removed from society to a jail or mental hospital.
Gary B | September 4, 2010 at 7:59 pm
Too bad she did not run over one of the Duggars, then LiLo would diverse a medal for helping to reduce the population of that fundie inbred breeding circus.
Gary B | September 4, 2010 at 10:03 pm
Too bad LiLo couldn’t run over one of the Duggars, it is not like they are not going to make more.