Whoever thought it’d be a good idea to give Lindsay Lohan her license back has to be kicking themselves this morning – assuming they even have a soul and/or a capacity for logic (Jury’s out.) – because just slightly over a week after being released from rehab, she’s already hopped behind the wheel of a Maserati and allegedly clipped a child in a stroller before fleeing the scene. Of course, this can’t be true because that would mean Lindsay Lohan didn’t learn a lesson at all during her comically shortened sentence that will later be described as the “perfect recipe for vehicular manslaughter.” I refuse to believe it! RadarOnline reports:
“There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street,” witness Brayan Jaime told RadarOnline.com, in an exclusive interview.
“Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them,” Jaime said.
“Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going.”
And now for the classiest, most intellectual statement I will ever make on this site:
TOLD YOU SO.
Photos: Splash News
oh really
Why am I not surprised…?
Fucking cunt. When is she going to stop polluting this planet?
+1
Yep.
I’d hit it.
….with the business end of a crowbar
Sideways.
Uh oh spaghettio… can she blame the flashbulbs..? Eek this is baaaad….
i aint buying it… “fleeing the scene” what scene?
THE SCENE OF A SMASHED, DEAD BABY UNDER LINDAY’S BLOODY TIRES.
The scene of the accident? You stupid fuck?
God I hate my cousin marcus.
this is just getting too painful to follow anymore. it’s ridiculous. i cringe when i see her name.
if its true, pelican bay for her, 23 hour lockdown………her and paris
I think the only interesting thing she could do at this point is kill herself. Whatever crazy shit she does from now on is totally expected. If she cleans up her act it will only be interesting for a week at most.
please die already!!! don’t kill anyone else with you though…maybe Paris…
Take her license for the love of god!!!!
Yeah, good idea! Nobody without a license drives a car!!!
You fucking tosser.
Yeah, but if she’s caught driving without a license, she will most definitely be arrested and possibly locked up.
Looks like you’re the tosser… Fucking jackass.
I’d bet any amount that she was impaired. I know, sucker’s bet. But She was probably thinking she’d rather take a hit and run than a hit and run with DUI or impaired by drugs.
This is one of the more famous blackmail schemes taught in law school, find someone vulnerable and run in front of their car. Usualy people will pay any amount of money to save themselves any legal hassel. These types of set ups are very common in central and south america along with kidnapping. For those of you that don’t know what I’m refering to you may want to educate yourself or fall victim to this easy swindle. This is where the term abulance chaser for lawyers origniates.
First of all, I can assure you that they don’t teach blackmail schemes in law school.
Second of all, people will not pay “any amount” to save themselves legal hassle. The “swindel” is that the person actually gets hit and injured. I think you have been watching too Sunny.
Third of all, just because it is an *alleged* swindle doesn’t mean you can flee the scene. It means you wait for the police to investigate.
Now, let’s go back to Jay’s idea of filming Paris and Lohan in a prison cell having lesbian sex 23 hours a day . . .
You seem so guilty it makes my eyes bleed reading your bullshit. Here’s some legal advice the next time you’re in front of a judge, don’t talk.
HA! HA! HA! HA! You are awesome. An idiot, but awesome.
Now, back to this African, Asian, lesbian thing. That’s easily the most intriguing thing you’ve said.
You should be getting coffee like you were told to and not commenting on internet sites at work, you were warned before about this. When you’re done reading this be sure to fix tommorows schedule.
“Fancy folk use fancy terms like ‘I assure you’ and ‘first of all’ that’s why I start every sentence with ‘em”. The witness to this “crime” didn’t want to contact the police because they claim the victim was “latin”, that is the most racist statement I have read all week and all you can do is buzz at me when I point it out. If there is no police report then it didn’t happen.
common in central and south america, really? way to be ignorant, buddy.
“Blackmail and kidnapping in central and south america? That’s rediculous I’ve never heard of such a thing” says the mexican kidnapper. Bullshit comment by the lawyer for the mexican kidnapper followed quickly by the mexican kidnapper. I ought to report you both to the internet police for racial slander calling me a racist. I’ll have you talk to my lawyer about all of it. Then we will see who the idiot is when you’re in jail for coke possession. Before you even start calling me racist names I am asian, african and lesbian so good luck.
Give me a fucking break. Yeah, I risk my young child’s life so I can extort from this talentless cumbucket.
Asshole.
+100 jethro
BS! How come you’re the only ones running this story?
yeah looks like tmz called bullshit already. no police report, and the nanny was apparently unphased..
Actually TMZ says the Paparazzi who witnessed it, sold the video of the hit and run. It’s only a matter of time before the PD see it.
The paps are making a trainwreck crazy, just like they did with Brit-Brit Spears. These people are nothing and nobody but the paparazzi follows them everywhere. Why? For our amusement, thats why! Go PAPS!
Ummm . . . hit and run??? Violation of probation? She is a complete nightmare.
Lindsay should just move out in the middle of nowhere for a year or so. That would probably get her mind straight. How could anyone recover in LA with all the crazy there?
Hopefully she will find the strength to do this.
But more likely, not…
Let’s all just hope the maserati didn’t get scatched, that would be a bitch.
it’s always the same sad story…great car in the hands of bad owner…tragic
Why does she wear a ring on her left hand finger like she’s engaged/married?
Dumb cunt.
she wants speculation, right into her old games.
If this is true, I hope the child is okay, and I hope Lohan rots in prison.
_Richard
this story is just utter bullshit. on one site its a light tap, on another its a “major” hit and run incident with no police report. She prob ran a light, and there was a stroller on the scene where she turned. I’m sorry, I dont care how bat-shit crazy you are, there is no “oh I just hit a baby and everything is okay and no police are involved” that is gonna be this glossed over.
all these bullshit stories are gonna do is give credence to her idiotic belief that she has been the victim all along.
STUPID FUCKING CUNT! FUCKING WHORE BITCH ASSCUNT! I CANT BELIEVE SHE’S STILL OUT THERE DOING STUPID CUNT THINGS AND GETTING HER CUNT SELF INTO ALL THE RIDICULOUSLY CUNTING SITUATIONS. WHEN IS THIS CUNT GONNA LEARN AND DRIVE? THEY SHUD TAKE HER CUNTING FUCKING LICENSE AWAY FROM HER AND LOCK UP HER CUNTING ASS AGAIN FOR DRIVING LIKE A FUCKING CUNT WHORE. WHADDA FUCKING CUNT!
im lindsay’s biggest apologist, but WOW… when you’re right.. you’re right.
and so eloquent and genteel :-)
And we give Megan Fox shit?
God, I can’t wait until Lindsay’s bailed out of this. Look what happened with this summer when she would be in jail for a while, then it got cut down?
Yobot — You really have to learn how to express your true feelings and not be so shy about it! (lol) Lindsey shouldn’t even be out of prison, much less out there driving. Her mother is an enabler and her father is an attention seeking joke so the poor girl doesn’t stand a chance at any form of recovery. She’ll soon either end up killing someone or herself, or both. She’s probably driving high as a kite besides. She needs someone with a brain to take her under their wing and help her recover and SEE what she is doing with her sad life.
…….. sigh
how can anyone one of you beleive this, if your baby stroller was hit even slightly by a car would you not kill the person driving, this is utter crap. the mother would have gone beserk. And i bet there would definatly be video of it.
This story is crap, i may not have any respect for her, but i know bullshit when i see it.
It totally deserved it.
finally, somebody with some sense.
fucking vermin
first
OD already…..
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cigarettes and energy drinks… so healthy. she’s like a retarded teenager.
I call BS big time on this story, you all are so bent on digging up gossip you will go to no end to print malicious lies. Wouldn’t it be nice if we had a credible blog where we could read aboucelebrity gossip that actually is true.
True gossip? There’s no such thing.
Sure there is. It’s called a confirmed rumor.
007… drivers license to kill.
Actually I believe it’s a 0.08… license to kill while intoxicated
Wasn’t she in NAM in the sixties, that would explain it.
I cant wait until she gets aids
time for party mom dina to make an excuss for her
Any sex vids of her mom?
Is it suicide-watch time yet?
I wish. She’d probably fakes suicide attempt to get attention. Slit her wrists the wrong way or hang herself with a bungee cord tied to a plastic ceiling hook.
wow this gross piece of garbage is about worthless…
INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY! Eye Witnesses don’t mean shit!
Besides no one was even hurt. Not even the stroller.
I love it when people smoke in my Maserati.
I’m skeptical. Where are the pictures? It’s not as the paparazzi aren’t following her 24/7, after all.
her upcoming overdose needs to happen before she kills someone
Honestly? PICS or GTFO.
I’m not believing shit like this without proof
Pics? LOL mmm’kay…how is anyone going to have pics of an accident that almost happened? All you’ll have is eyewitness accounts and hopefully credible ones.
I used to feel sorry for her & blame her parents. Now I just wish this worthless piece of shit would just die already!
Video here: http://gawker.com/5629525/did-lindsay-lohan-hit-a-baby-in-a-stroller-with-her-maserati
Totally didn’t happen.
PUT THAT NO TALENT CALIFORNIA WHORE IN PRISON FOR LIFE I AM SO SICK OF ALL THE CELEBRITY GETTING AWAY WITH STUFF THERE NO BETTER THAN WE ARE SCREW YOU CALIFORNIA IF I SAW HER DO THAT I WOULD HAVE PULL IN FRONT OF HER AND DRAG HER WHORE ASS OUT OF THE CAR .
she is totally messed up. Keep away from drugs!
Rockstar energy vodka drinks in the cup holder haha
……………….driving is a tough job for all the Lohan’s!!
WTG Lindsay, I’m now even more ashamed of being a white person.
WTG Lindsay, I’m now even more ashamed of being a white person.
The “girl” she is with in the car offering her a cigarette, looks like Samantha Ronson with a wig on!