Lindsay Lohan Hit a Baby

Whoever thought it’d be a good idea to give Lindsay Lohan her license back has to be kicking themselves this morning – assuming they even have a soul and/or a capacity for logic (Jury’s out.) – because just slightly over a week after being released from rehab, she’s already hopped behind the wheel of a Maserati and allegedly clipped a child in a stroller before fleeing the scene. Of course, this can’t be true because that would mean Lindsay Lohan didn’t learn a lesson at all during her comically shortened sentence that will later be described as the “perfect recipe for vehicular manslaughter.” I refuse to believe it! RadarOnline reports:

“There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street,” witness Brayan Jaime told, in an exclusive interview.
“Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them,” Jaime said.
“Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going.”

And now for the classiest, most intellectual statement I will ever make on this site:


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